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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Surely that depends on who you're asking?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Not really.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)
that's the spirit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Would you still love the word "YES" in that situation
if you were being asked by someone, as opposed to doing the asking?

What if it was Al?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)
A tougher test is required
What about me? Given how much abuse and accusations of man-ness it would open you up to (hehe) on B3ta if you shagged me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)
If you could bulk up a little more then it's a definite yes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Define "a little more"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Well judging by your pic I would say maybe a stone.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)
All on your cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)
*winces*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I assume this is not the sort of weight gain that can be obtained via cakes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I'm not talking muscle.
I just like chunky guys.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)
If I put on a stone I'll weigh about 13st 10
Which is way above where I want to be. This is because I'm only an inch taller than you, isn't it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)
how tall are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)
3 inches shorter than you
I remember these things
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)
you have spoiled what I was going to do there
*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Aww
Stop pouting you bumder. Tell you what, I'll close my eyes and cover my ears and you do whatever it was you had planned anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)
you were supposed to say your height
and I would retort "I didn't know they stacked shit that high" and then put /gunnery sergeant hartman
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Brilliant
That would have been FUCKING funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I know right?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)
But you can pout from on high
I am 6'3" so i look down on him, he is 6'1" and so looks down on foxtrot
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Is this the point where Foxtrot looks up and says
"I know my place"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)
depends on how his roses are coming up.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I spend most of my working and personal life doing that
You just have to catch me at the right moment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)
On your haunches with a ball-gag in your mouth?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)
who is this he to whom you are referring?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)
You, I gave you an arbitrary height to fit my post

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)
if you quickly edit it to 6'2" then it will work fine

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)
He's 6'2"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)
AND THAT'S JUST MY PENIS!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Is the rest of you less than 1" high, balanced on the end of an enormous phallus

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)
no, about 7 inches

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Hang about
You're on the internet - where EVEERYONE lies about their physical attributes - and you're claiming your penis is 7"? Think big, for gods sake man!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I just claimed my penis was 6'2
I think suggesting I'm 7" tall is fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I bet that's what your missus says
when asked who the lumbering bearded stoner following her around is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)
better than being asked who the mincing bumder is like your mrs

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Actually she usually gets asked "surely you can do better than him?"
I will typically respond with a grin which I like to think says "you have never seen a woman this beautiful naked"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)
excellent smuggery
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)
i like bearded stoners and I like mincing bumders, but...which is better
There's only one way to find out!

FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Yes but I'll be on you like a rash.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

a rash stink on shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I think - THINK - that means that if I put on a stone you'll overlook my comparative shortness and fuck me anyway
Correct me if I'm wrong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I think you're overthinking this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)
No-one has ever accused me of thinking too much

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)
And no-one has ever accused me of having too much sex : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Aside from Brother Andrew

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Not anymore
you go girl
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)
The mirror

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

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