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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Unless her mum died eating chocolate cocks

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Choked to death on the creamy filling.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:03, Reply)
But what a way to go

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Oh man, that's how I want to go. Creamy filling running down my chin.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)
*lowers newspaper*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Eugh god, I can't believe you're going tonight when you weren't even invited.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)
hahaha
non sequential, love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Don't worry I'll barely talk to you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Barely or avoid my gaze at all costs?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I will say hello and try to be nice
then give up and go talk to someone who doesn't hate me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)
HAHAHAHAH
Good luck with that.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)
It'll probably end up being someone giving out metros on the street.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Aw now you're just trying to fill in for Kaol.
Needs more tramp juice.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Please dont

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)
ok then

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)
happy to oblige

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Proffers chin

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)
*Smashes you in the face with an oversized chocolate eclair*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)
*spluffs*
it's like all my dreams come true!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Oh...jeez....now I'm gonna...
*convulses, collapses, grinning inanely with a damp crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post760483
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Great, now you've created an infinite loop of the two of us Gushing

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)
the universe may as well just end now

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Wha? What did I do to deseve that? Vipros was giving me the good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)
no wait
this'll work
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)
You wanted choclatey-creamy goodness on your face
I was obliging!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)
If you like
While you're dazed and covered in cream, we can bosh one out on your slightly-concussed face?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)
But Vipros was doing it perfectly well and you barged in and Oh oh oh I'm so mad I could scream

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)
*hangs head*
Was just trying to help
*drops remains of oversized chocolate eclair*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)
awww I has a sad for you!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)
what a way to go.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:03, Reply)
A way to go, what?

(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Do you understand how this nested reply thing works?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)
what a way to go

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)
go away

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)
what way?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)
wayay man

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Who sung this?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)
you're a loser
that's who.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)
*high fives*
NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)
This meme is taking off.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)
by taking off do you mean
largely being ignored?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)
It pisses you off
so I count that as a success.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)
of all the inane things you do
trying to force this into a meme is the least annoying.

It's lame. More specifically, you're lame.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)
your reply in this very thread made the whole thing worthwhile

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)
I try and make the best of a bad situation.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I've noticed

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Yeah. Do you understand what a massive cunt you are?

(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)
This one is definitely going on my profile

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)
oh al, if only there was a song lyric to sum up how devastated you must feel.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)
I'll bet that celebrated cockney poet and gimpy leg man Ian Dury has something that will touch my soul
Either that or Green Day
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Cockney?
Do you understand what an ignorant cunt you are?
(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Who sung this?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Don't encourage him.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)
don't help him!
GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Wait, who shouldn't I be helping?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Psychochimp

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

i u
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I did that one once a while ago
He got angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)
keep that one in reserve then

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Oi, you called my friend a cunt
I like you
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

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