nothing
*cries*
I really wanted to talk to very cute swimming guy yesterday but I didn't so then I just told myself I was a loser all night
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

LOSER!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

That was going to be my repsonse
but I felt it was a little harsh.

Glad you said it though.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I'm only trying to encourage her
To go talk to that guy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

go back and talk to him!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)

^This
OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

what, really awesome?
(I want to aggravate the Pandatron)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Badger is awesome already.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

where's the Pandatron already?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

The Pandatron didn't consider this worthy of his presence
Try harder.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

you're looking very hot today Labs
and several of your posts have reduced me to helpless giggling because they are so witty and well-composed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

The Pandatron isn't impressed with your false pandering
But there is another who is hungry for even a morsel of pandering, no matter how false...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

that's horrible!
I am upset.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

You shouldn't have lied then

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

my lies make Pandatron cry eh?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Your lies brought Rwandatron into existence

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Helllooooooo!
*waves*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I know you can't watch videos at work, but I was going to post a clip
from Family Guy where Chris wins a homosexual at the fair and asks him what he eats and the gay guy says "compliments!"

This is what you remind me of right now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Fair play
I am a pathetically needy and inexplicably camp individual in need of constant validation. That's what makes me so FASCINATING. And not a little bit scary. Name the film.

Clue: The first sentence is not from a film that I'm aware of, possibly Twilight if we're honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I googled it.
Sliding Doors, you massive loser.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

You GOOGLED it
and yet you have the temerity to call me a massive loser...

Google "temerity" as well before you reply :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Never forget that men are EASY!
Just smile, show him your knickers and you're away!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Ya might wanna change them first though, eh?
And have a wash.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

And not mention your huge vagina

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)

That's no way to talk about him

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Nah
some men like it dirty
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Probably an idea not to bank on this guy liking a manky clunge

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Manky clunge is an awesome turn of phrase
Fucking hell, how is it only 1pm? I'm here til fucking 8! Ooh, cricket
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Sounds like a small village near Wolverhampton doesn't it?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Sounds like a small village which is superior in every way to Wolverhampton
as would Sarlaccsville, Shitestown and Oasisland
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Ah! I've been missing the showing my knickers part of that equation.
It all makes sense now.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Works for me
/ac
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

showing my
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I resent that
it generally takes a bit of bra as well
( broadsword, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah!
Flash some tit, put a little sway in your walk and a quick peek at the grundies, and they're yours!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

not whole tit though
just a bit of side boob at first
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Or underboob
That's a winner.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Side boob with the front part covered with one hand
the forearm of which obscures the other boobs, while turning backwards and smiling coquettishly and winking before turning away and removing said arm so that he knows both boobs are now uncovered but aren't yet visible.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

how can you do this in public at any point?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

*adjusts trousers*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

All very very helpful
Although when I saw "all" I mean everything apart from the mean things Lab and Al said :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)