oooh I quite like this one, well done Duck of Caves.
1. Scuba diving
2. Snogged Chompy
3. Passed my cycling proficiency. Yeah that's right, I failed, shut up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HA! Cycling mong!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I know!
They laid out a fake junction system in the playground with white tape and I didn't do a shoulder check before pulling out of the junction.

I did pass my driving test first time twice though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

First time twice?
Riddle me that, Batman.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I passed
and then due to some, shall we say, unpleasantness my licence was revoked. I then passed again. Take that society.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

You don't get many poledancing corsetier hit and run drivers
Way to create your own niche in society, Kitty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

It wasn't that unpleasant!
I just drove very fast everywhere and got told off for it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Tsk
everywhere over pensioners and orphans
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I have always felt cheated that I never got to do my cycling proficiency
they stopped doing it the year I was supposed to.

*shakes fist at lazy village policeman from 25 years ago*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

must have been a local decision
i did mine 15 years ago or so
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It was very "local" (in the "League of Gentlemen" sense)
but yes, just my village
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Snogging Chompy was not my WorstB3taMoment (TM), I don't think
It's hard to decide what is.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Fucking Sexface

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

You are correct.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

We need Applebite to see if the thing I'm thinking of is worse.
She knows what it is.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

we can be the judges of that
we like to judge
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Oh dear god who else did you fuck?
Was it Piston? If it was Piston then it's worse.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

If it's Piston
I need to set Lampito on fire, it's the only way to cleanse her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Who the hell is Piston?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

This is Piston.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Ooooooh dear
anyone who describes himself as a freelance stand-up comic can't be good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

The site's a joke
Made by a random b3tan to preserve the awesomeness of that YouTube vid.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

god that's so mean!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

God bless cr3.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Watching that when I get home...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Piston Broke = Jimbob
= Arnold Rimmer
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Or, as Boss Keloid so beautifully put it:
"The difference between 9/11 and piston's stand-up routine was that piston didn't bring the house down."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

It would be for the best...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

No, not Piston.
-oils chain on bike-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Is that some sort of clue?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

No, I'm just saying I'm a netbike.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Congratulations.
So are you saying you've not shagged Piston, or that you have but then you went scavenging in landfill and found someone even worse?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

1. I've not shagged Piston.
2. It was the situation I was in that was worse than the person. I liked the person.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Fess up.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I reckon Boss Keloid's slept with more b3tans than you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

You might be right, at that. The man is unstoppable. Unless you give him booze.
Then he falls asleep.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I don't even think that is either.
I was tempted to put that in QOTW as an answer for this week's question...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

is that your way of saying Sexface couldn't get it up?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Oh no
not at all.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)