I think I'm going to start a gang of vigilantes to sort out the scum who keep kicking my back gate in*.
*NOT a euphamism.

I'm going to call them the Vigilantes Against Gangs In Nica Areas.

Who's in?

EDIT: We have to defeat our arch-nemesises (nemisii?), the Bad Ass Little Locals Squad.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:31, 61 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I want to be in V.AG.I.N.A.
In other news someone has made some chinese food at work and now I'm starving. What should I eat?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Welcome aboard.

What skills do you bring?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Mainly Nunchuck skills and bow staff skills

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

you'd have to be good with a polearm
in v.a.g.i.n.a.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I've got mad Skillz.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Are you sure?

( thealternativefact, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Errr, I don't know, ask me again.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Al, are you sure?

( thealternativefact, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Look, I just, well, Okay, right I think I've got Mad Skillz okay. I'm almost sure. But I don't know, maybe, no, definitely have. Almost definitely.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Well done you.
Have a Visa.
( thealternativefact, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I've got a mastercard already.
Badum tish!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Only for nine more days...
THEN IT BECOMES THE PROPERTY OF MRS AL.
Along with everything else.
( thealternativefact, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

This is true
*sadfaces*

But according to BGB once I'm married I'm allowed to motorboat other women.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Excuse me SIR
just read your question
most places have a good selection of forrin beer so they may not have what you typically drink at home but they'll probably have something you like well enough.
You'll want to get as much X-Rated into you as possible.
Also, if you can, try to run a tab that way you can just leave one tip at the end of the evening.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

is 10-15% the normal amount of tip to leave in that instance?
EDIT - oh and thank you for taking the time to respond to my question. And what is X-rated?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)

*removes trousers*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I'd go for 20.
X-rated is just delish. ask for a shot of it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)

My friend is a Civilian Under Naval Training
no jokes. That's even better, sorry :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Perhaps the V.A.G.I.N.As and the C.U.N.Ts can get together one day?

Like in my dreams.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

they could meet at the café in Cardiff
called The Warm As Toast
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Ahh Cardiff
I started my career as a Cardiff University Network Technician

They wouldn't let us get T shirts printed up:(

Or set up an elite Cardiff University Network Technicians Fast Action Response Team.
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:30, Reply)

They could do some sort of jousting...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Is it an exclusive group
Or can anybody be in V.A.G.I.N.A?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

From my experience, you need an invite. You can't just barge your way in.
Consider yourself invited.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

That sounds plain wierd. I've never invited anyone into my V.A.G.I.N.A before.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

you need better guards

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I'll enlist the help of the
Far Eastern Men In Dangerously Outsized Masks.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I'll recommend you to Teens Who Are Told French Elephants Are Truly Useless Ridden in East Suffolk

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I'm honoured to be excepted into the folds of V.A.G.I.N.A

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Chompy will probably turn up while we're all asleep and fill out the relevant forms to join the group

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Chompy will force his way in.
It's his way.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Maybe not so much 'force'
as 'sidle.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Are you saying we'll wake up with Psychochomp in our vagina?
because if you are that is funny well done
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

What's worse,
Sand in your group or Chompy in your vagina?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

A chompy vagina.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

vagina dentata

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

*Means no penis for the rest of your days*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)

*applauds*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

It's gynecology mixed with dentistry

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:54, Reply)

This exactly and not a puffin in sight!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

cunt puffin
is an excellent swear

cranberry muffin, cunt puffin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I'm huffin' for a puffin.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)

for in
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6849012
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I appreciate your offbeat puffin rape humour, but your profile is somewhat terrifying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

OK I'm not photogenic but there's no need to be mean.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

See! It's not just me

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Careful you don't get the scrotes trying to infiltrate the vigilantes
The last thing you is the balls entering the vagina.
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Very true,
That would leave us in a bit of a tight spot.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I'm in, for no other reason than I like beating children.
Especially lower class vermin.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Does ^this post follow the same euphemistic rules as the ones above or are we talking about beating children?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Haha
I've shocked people on the internet.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Either way, I'm IN.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I feel that you have much to teach us

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Gather round my young padawans

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

if a sackful of doorknobs isn't involved I don't wanna know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

sackful doork n arsefull
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Well I found that funny.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I did too
too dumbstruck to comment though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

dumbstruck arsefull
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)

struck
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

That's fine
Socks full of pool balls are good too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Is your V.A.G.I.N.A full...
or is there room for one more?
I am rather handy with my sword.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I hear there's one in Leamington Spa
that's disturbingly large and open to all
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

It's a tourist attraction
who wouldn't believe the number of visitors it gets.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Should I bring a map?
And maybe a pit helmet?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

a stout rope of a goodly length
and crampons
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Similar to Wookey Hole*?
*Or 'Chewbacca's Arse' as we call it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I heard they have those classical concerts in there
wear people dress up and there are cannons and pate on toast.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I'm tempted to set up a splinter (group) in your V.A.G.I.N.A.
Vigilantes
Against
Damaged
Gates
Etc
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

If it gets bloody...
...the young folk from Teenagers Against Menacing Pests ON Streets would get stuck in.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)