If I only had one odd...
experience this last few weeks it would be too many. Friday night for the first time in yonks I stayed in to catch up on repeats of friends and to drink john smiths finest from the can. I was quite far from sober, but equally far from drunk - popping outside for a cigarette our brightly lit estate seemed rather dim, even with dusk. I was pottering about with the dust bins when in my left ear I heard the name steven being called then my shoulder forcibly grabbed. Now I have had odd things happen of the paranormal variety before but never before something like this, the grab was as you'd expect from a bloke you hadn't seen for a while in the pub. The voice was just strange.

Has anyone else had such happenings? Or have too many bitters broken my brain box?
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:15, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Whut?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

There was a Steven who lived there, 100-years-to-the-day ago, but he died in a fire.
They say that if someone could forcably wake him up, he would have survived, but nobody could wake him from his slumber.

My old cleaning lady reckons a local pub is haunted and her friend was possesed or something, some pub in Barnet. That her mate once bought home a pizza, was holding it vertically, but when they went to eat the pizza, the topping and stuff was perfectly intact. Spooky stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Who sung this?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Don McLean

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Who sang 'Steven'?
Alice Cooper on school's out.


It was an LP

*feels old*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Lumbar puncture?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

isn't Steven on Welcome to My Nightmare?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

me just now.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

The word 'Paranormal'
..has it's origins in the Greek (and Latin for that matter) - 'para' being 'outside' or 'beyond' the normal which could also be used to describe the mentally ill.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

so it was a brain hemorrhoid, also a word of the bum hole?
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I like photos of bumholes.
Nobody has sent me a photo of a bumhole in such a long time, or paid my mortgage.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Bumhole! Who ordered the 'bumhole'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Why does everyone hate Bonno?
He's alright, ain't he?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

No.
He's a cunt.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

That's the one. ^

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Why?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

because he has a massive ego
he preaches one thing and practices another

and the final straw is that his songs are fucking awful. Listen to Vertigo or Elevation (actually don't put yourself through that) they sound as if they were written by children and yet they are still "the biggest band in the world"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

He does have a lot of "Wooo ohhhh" bits in his songs though, I like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I think U2 are fucking dreadful
I do like some of their old stuff, but the new stuff really is shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I still like "Woooh ohhh" bits.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

If you like wooo ohhhh bits in songs,
you should try that Bon Jovi feller.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Or Beyonce.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I've heard of him, he does do a good "wooh ohh", if I do say so myself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Are you a guy?
Why were you watching Friends?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Monica, Rachel or Phoebe in a deathmatch?
GO
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Monica
She's OCD, and grew up with an older brother so is both toughened up and cruel.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

So as a guy, you don't watch friends, yet you know so much about the characters...

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I had it inflicted upon me at Uni
Two attractive girltwins I knew were obsessed with it, and I went 'round theirs a fair bit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I was expecting another ' after theirs.
You disappoint me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Wish I had mate
Wish I had
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

She grew up with Ross,
so technically a younger sister.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Kittenface has been born!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

YAY

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Oh man !
That's amazing, they've invented an entire new person !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

What about the rest of the cat?
This sounds like a tradegy to me, why are you all so happy?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Oh it's got to be Joey!

(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)