That thing about someone [can't remember who]'s sister and the aids thing was quite out of order.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He came after me, knowing that I'd made AIDs jokes before
he came after me repeatedly, knowing that the only ammunition I had against him was that one subject, and I only retaliated when I could, from my phone at work, not persistently as the rest of them were.

Which one of us is at fault? Sure, me. Definitely. I'm just glad he eventually had the sense to stop.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I donno, I only saw what you said, thought that you must be making it up because it's quite horrific and nobody would use that against someone....
... but then when you did, it was all a bit "=/".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

before the whole thing blew up
I said that I'd like to meet her, I guarantee that she's an absolutely lovely person, far more so than I'll ever be.

If anybody takes anything I say personally on here, they're very silly indeed. There's no need to get worked up, folks, my words are not the end of the world.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

the stuff you come out with is a lot more personal than most though
which is where the issue may lie.

personally I don't give a crap, as you found out when you said my mrs looks like a sue-pollard-horse, but as it is that much more personal than the crap that most of us spew it's hard to see it as lolbanter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I use what i've got available
you're all make believe friends and know each other quite well, I don't, so when somebody comes after me I go for the jugular and let them run away crying.

I would still do your Mrs, though
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

it's a difference in attitude
which is kind of summed up by your first line. I can't speak for everyone, but I'm sure most, like me, aren't here just to insult each other or score points, so don't see other people's vulnerabilities or issues as ammo.

don't blame you, she's hot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I only see it as ammo when they're coming after me in a personal way
i.e. finding stuff from another website and repeatedly bringing it up, I wasn't saying those things to be malicious, but to stop the ribbing.
Up until that point, I'll say and take anything anyone says as banter
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I'd forgotten the dating site thing had been mentioned.
Don't know enough about the rest, so I'm keeping out of it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

At a boy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I made one mention of the site on here. The rest of it was other people. I'm not ashamed of belonging to a dating site as I said at the time.
Oh and it was sheer coincidence that I found your profile on fathers day. I'd done my grieving bit in the morning instead.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Coincidence
or you've already been through every other man that'll have you in a 70 mile radius?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Not yet, but I'm working on it. Very very slowly.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I'm pretty sure this is the most boring argument I've ever read on here.
you're all a bunch of wordy cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

this^
a thousand times
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

all of it
or just my bit?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

All of it,
I might just put them both on ignore until one of them kills the other.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'll let you know if that's looking increasingly likely
so you can unignore them in time to see it actually happen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I have no ill feeligs towards Becky
none at all, I gain sexual gratification from the arguing though.

Cor!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

That's not a bad idea, you know. We can settle this by DEATHMATCH.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I wouldn't stand a chance

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I meant on, like, Quake.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

She'd probably still win
I was ace in my youth, but don't do that so much any more
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I've never played. But I'm fairly sure I'd still win.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Oh in that case
I'd totally kick your arse.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Hah!
Like you'd ignore a girl on the internet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

No you wont. You love the dwama. Just not when its about you.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Before I was guessing.
You really are mental.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Don't you fucking start
you massive spastic cuntshittwat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Doesn't work when you don't have anything personal...
...and can't 'go for the jugular' does it?
I am serious - you should really talk with your GP and get a referal.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

It was banter, Doc
I'm sorry if it upset you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

It didn't but thank you.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Nae bother, treacletits
but in a serious answer to your question, I've been in and out of counselling for two years, for totally self inflicted reasons, and Becky knows this, but as yet I am beyond help.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Good luck with it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You sarcastic bastard
I'll have your eyes!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

If your missus was a Su-Pollard-Horse
I would totally like to go for a ride.
Just saying...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Shall I get your jodhpurs, M'lady?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Thank you, Portland

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)