here leave off ed she's attractive and newly single
put your nice shirt on and waggle your eyebrows a bit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

hey oh what now
attractive single girls are totally my type, can you tell her i said hello?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Have you clicked her link?
I just clicked on it and was all like "woooh'", I was quite shocked by that naked photo of her.

I'm not saying she is a beast of a women, who looks like she could chew a man into 100 pieces with one bite, just that I wasn't expecting it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)

haha i didnt, not until you just said to
just a bit of cleavage pp, no nekkids
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:56, Reply)

It's the sheep skin carpet that I like, I love a it of soft furnishings.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:05, Reply)

do you reckon she knows we've just trawled through her picture library
and pictured ourselves there, wearing her clothes, smelling her shoes, living her dreams before printing the good ones off and saving them for later?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:08, Reply)

I just read most of the top question on her profile thinging.
Woh', heavy stuff really.

In other news, I just found a snickers flapjack bar, it's gone now though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:17, Reply)

i am stuck at work and it is BOILING WITH NO AIRCON which is inhumane
and you didn't save me any of your sexy flapjack, not a crumb.

well screw you too gonz, that's all i can say.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:18, Reply)

i work with all men and they insist on having that shit on all year fucking round
i sit in the office in a fleece in a blanket most days

STRIP.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)

it is a fact
that when a man is happy with the temperature, it is too fucking cold. and when a woman is happy, she then has to look at reeking sweaty patches. but this place has had no aircon since friday night and it smells rosie, it smells so bad.

i can't take off much more without the security guard throwing his jacket at me to cover it up.

EMERGENCY EDIT: you work with all men? any worth stripping for?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:23, Reply)

women: never happy

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:27, Reply)

men: sweaty bastards

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)

^ this ^
is so much better than my reply, damnit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:32, Reply)

you would be too if you had an inferior sex forcing the temperature up to unnatural levels

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:44, Reply)

what a sexist summary
terrible bullying
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:48, Reply)

that is the sort of irrational reply that i would expect from a woman

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:50, Reply)

this is b3ta
you really think i am really a woman?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:53, Reply)

typical woman behaviour.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:57, Reply)

i haven't pouted or cried
although i might do both if you keep this up. although i might fall in love with you if you treat me really mean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:00, Reply)

QUICKLY
ED. GO GO GO
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:02, Reply)

too late
i have changed my mind. see, not a typical woman at all, oh no. he will have to change his ways now, you'll see.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)

you smell of willies and you look like one too

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)

ach
just too late, sorry. i have now flounced.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)

what a sexist summary
terrible bullying
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)

there's over a hundred men and just five women on site right now
and id say theres maybe three or four fuckable men. that ive seen. i'll put on my ppe tomorrow and do a recce for you
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)

i like those odds
what if i'm really unfussy, do they improve even more?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:32, Reply)

they watch you like hungry animals as you walk round plant
they try and entice you around corners and the brave ones touch you. i got a kiss the other day from a geordie who'd waited two weeks for it apparently.

they're very tanned. and have muscles. and they're fucking loaded.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:36, Reply)

i love your job
want to swop? mine comes with a free stomach ulcer and lots of pale fat guys in cheap suits?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:41, Reply)

i get a shit wage and a lecherous boss
and sometimes they send me to coventry.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:51, Reply)

that is absolutely disgusting
i mean, coventry? jesus.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:51, Reply)

on my own an all.
i used to have a friend or summat stay over but now its just me drinking alone in the hotel bar like a mid-class slightly older prostitute.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:54, Reply)

what i would advise in this situation
is taking one (or all) of the fuckable ones on the site visit with you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:57, Reply)

i need a new bloke :(
emphasis on the 'new'. im thinking of a much younger one next time.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)

i highly recommend this
stamina and repeated stamina and sixpacks are more often found in the younger specimens.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Make sure it's a bloke and not a boy this time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Can I just say, I like this idea.
Where you women pimp out your INCREDABLY GOOD LOOKING FRIENDS to each other, like trading pokemon cards or something.

I think it's a win-win all round.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:34, Reply)

haha i cant fail to see where youre going with this pp

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:37, Reply)

i have
am i being dim?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Not a clue, personally.
But if you're getting at the fact that you should pimp me out to Rachel for a date, and you in exchange get some big-shot hot-shot lawyer from the city (minus wedding dress this time), then I can't see any losers in this deal.... what a fabulous suggestion !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:43, Reply)

why do you need to be pimped out
with smooth chat like yours?

although you will have to work hard on your selfish moist flapjack hooning habits.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Alas, I'm not the lathario I appear to be.
And I'm to stupid to say I'm more some other greek character. I donno litrature that well.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:51, Reply)

homer?
see what i did there, implying you might be a gayer...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:54, Reply)

The only homer I know is that bloke from The Simpsons.
I don't think that's the same bloke though, he ain't gay.

Is there some greek/roman/whatever dude called 'homer' and that's where 'homosexual' comes from? Woh', something new learnt every day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:59, Reply)

yes he was a greek philosopher
no he wasn't gay. i was just punning on the homer/homo thing. it doesn't stand up to much analysis, to be fair.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:00, Reply)

I would have believed you and spent the next week stating my new found fact, as fact.
You only have to be 1% smarter than someone else to be smarter. The trick is being exactly 1% smarter, so you're not wasting any effort being unnessersarly smart.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)

see lampito's post below
for confirmation that i don't even manage 1%
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:07, Reply)

To be fair, I donno the differance between a philospher and a poet/author.
What do philospher's do these days anyway? That's a proffesion that has seen the struggle of The Credit Crunch, I thought it was advertising that was first to go, but I guess you never see profesional philosphers these days.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:10, Reply)

ask enzyme
he is bloody good at it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Oh', ok. I just googled it to see....
... seems they influence people to do things, like hitler and starlin and justin biebbiiebieiieriier's marketing team.

Man, that would be so cool, I wouldn't need money, I'd get people to give me stuff instead. I donno what I would prefer, everything I wanted for free, or a huge unexorstable pot of money.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:18, Reply)

the money
then you could give it to other people as you would have an unlimited supply of more money.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Oh, fair enough, makes sense.
And so ends the invention of my own 'chicken/egg' thing.

I'm hungry, donno what to have for dinner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:27, Reply)

chicken or eggs?
hahahaa...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:35, Reply)

SADDEST of SAD FACES.
I might get a kabab.

I want sushi but I'm not some sort of bilionare who can eat sushi twice a week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Homer wasn't a philosopher, just a poet/author
(who most likely didn't exist, but shit gets complicated)

He's fuckin' a though
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Like Will Smith?
I like him, you seen that Independance Day film?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:07, Reply)

I have never seen that Independence Day film
but I did enjoy Men in Black.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:13, Reply)

It's good, you should check it out.
It's about these aliens that come down to earth and then loads of stuff gets blown up and then will smith smokes a cigar and punches an alien in the head and yells "welcome to earth".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:18, Reply)

me too.
but mostly because it has tommy lee jones in it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:21, Reply)

No women has ever wanted a morsel of my tasty flapjack before, the situation has never arisen, it's only natural I'd take the selfish path.
I thought you were some hot-shot lawyer working in The Big Smoke, dispensing cold hard justest, with a side order of class and in 3" heals, and all that.... what you doing working on sunday?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)

exactly that, too much justice to be reaped for a 5 day week
and i am surprised you would say my heels are only three inches, why, all the men around here tell me that length is at least six.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Make sure you put lunch at Claridges on the expenses.
I donno much about heals and all that, I like that film Kinky Boots though, I love a bit of drag-humour.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:40, Reply)

that film is shit.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Nah', it's great, like that Full Monty film.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:50, Reply)

this sounds like when someone bigged up this film
about a train and a suicide attempt and abllaghlsflkjflsdjfl;sf
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Just 'cus it ain't in Syfy or Alibi, doesn't mean to say it'll be rubbish.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:53, Reply)

it were rubbish.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)

It was a bit, if I'm honest.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:08, Reply)

i meant
that what most men tell you is six inches long is actually only three. come on gonz, try and keep up with my outdated jokes, will you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:41, Reply)

An honest three inches is better than a dishonest six inches.
The trouble is, by the time you've taken out the messuring tape, you've already taken it out of the packaging, and by then it's to late to take it back to the shops.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:49, Reply)

quick quick gaz the mods
we need an "i fucking love this" button
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:52, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:00, Reply)

I think the only flaw in that picture is the rollie sticking out of her mouth.

( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:13, Reply)