Marmite is magnificent, Heathen

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:20, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

couldn't have put it better

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

if Marmite is anything like vegemite, it belongs in a black hole.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I like this.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Marmite is magnificent, Vegemite is shit

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

you just keep getting it exactly right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

that's what ym said

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

she's easily pleased

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I'm just that good.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

or was she lying to you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

It's hard to convincingly fake an orgasm youngun.
Women think it's easy but that's only because most guys don't care.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Did I let out a super secret man secret?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

doesn't matter if they know
the salient point is "most guys don't care"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

You're a man?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

and WHAT a man.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Now I have that Salt N Pepa song in my head

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I just got fizzy drink up my nose cos I tried not to laugh and ended up snorting and then inhaling really fast and now I have tears running down my face cos it hurts.
curse you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

just because he knows a man secret
doesn't make him a man.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

yeah yeah
if every woman you've ever been with (blow up dolls and using your left hand so it feels like someone else excluded) has been faking it, how on earth would you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

2 hours of porn a day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

why does this not surprise me
not even a little bit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Considering how good you are at internet lies
I'm not suprised you think you can fake an orgasm.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

hang on
where did i say that i could/would/do fake it in the above?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

it's irrelevant
because he doesn't care

if a woman is faking orgasms then she's the one who will lose out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I don't bother faking
if the guy is shit I want him to know about it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

They're both bowel drippings, Bovril is the daddy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

it's worse

(Halfy By light alone, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

someone I know once referred to it as a Guinness shit on toast.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Why would anyone take a shit on toast?
Or is that just how they make Nutella?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I think he meant that if you took a shit after drinking lots of Guinness and spread it on toast
it would look the same as Marmite.

Stop turning me into Psychochomp, having to explain my posts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I know, tis fun!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

you can say what you want about marmite
but it won't alter the fact that you are wrong and are missing out on something totally fantastic.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

oh it's disgusting. Really really disgusting.
it's malted ming.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

you're malted ming

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

your face is malted ming.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I wouldn't know if yours is
BECAUSE OF THE BAG OVER IT
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

tenuous
I'm barely insulted.

Your mum's a double bagger.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I double bagged your mum

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

and then we double teamed her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Yeah
Twice
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

oi!
no outside assistance!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

We took turns, doesn't that count?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Show some respect!
For the environment.
Two of you, each double bagging and having two goes each, that's a total of eight bags. I hope you're using recyclable hemp "bags for life" and not getting new ones each time.
(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)