My party trick is never being invited to parties
I suppose I could host some but I don't like the idea of people in my house
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:24, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How old are you again?

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

33

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

That's just verging on Ok to be houseproud.
Invite a load of b3tans. The only damage I had was a broken chair and it was cheap crap anyway.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

The drunken vandal!
Clearly he deserved every cock that he had drawn on him...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Although he was wandering around for quite a while with a glass of red wine in his hand and pissed as a newt and didn't spill a drop.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Good to see he has his priorities right
The hallmark of a true and committed alcoholic.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

excuse me
It was expensive wine. That means I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a lush.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I'm not so much house proud as I am....oh I dont know, my house is my space.
Some comedian said "Pubs are where you go to meet people so they don't have to be in your house" (or something similar). I laughed for 3 days straight.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

A select group of people having fun in my house now and again is lovely.
I can't wait for the next time.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Was awesome!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

the last houseparty I had someone vomited in my bed.
and my terrace is sticky. I didn't think outside could get sticky.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

^this
I can't really be bothered with parties, because they tend to be late at night, so I get sleepy and want to go home. (I"m much more of a morning person...)

But if I were already at home, it would be very rude to throw people out so I could go to bed!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

We went thriugh a stage of having Pissups in the Park.
Parties in the daytime WTF!
Usually afternoons. Could call them picnics, but with musics and dancings. Usually led to an early night, and eventually to marriage.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Now that
I like!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

You will always find me in the kitchen at parties.
Can I come to your house?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

you standing at your gate with a 12 gauge
screaming, "Geeeeeet ooooorf moi laaaaaaand!" is rather off putting too.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

never heard it called that before

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

*arf*

( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)