FUCK YOUUU BITCH
Also, can we rearrange to Tuesday? Turns out I'm going away on Wednesday :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yeah sure, Tuesday means earlier drinking times anyway
because I have pole on Wednesday until 8pm.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Cool awesome times. You ok with Font?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

^ this is why I couldn't go out with a 19 year old.
They'd probably say something like 'cool awesome times' and I would end up inside for involuntarily beating them to death.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I seem to have mortally offended you.
I apologise.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

and admittedly she'll be 19 for a while
I'm almost out of my teens.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Not at all.
I'm extraordinarily unhappy today.

I apologise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Oh no, sweetie, I should have realised
it's probably not the right thing to be making jokes about, at any point.

I hope you feel better soon- when are you seeing her next?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

stop being miserable
we're going to have superfunhappytimes.

See, I said that and I'm 25.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

We're going for brightly coloured sweet alcoholic drinks
we'll be drunk AND hyper.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

25.
simple
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

e y the best
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Monty the risk of you beating *anyone* to death
is pretty high
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

He is rather full of rage at the moment

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Sorry.
The fact that my kid's 2nd birthday is tomorrow and I am not even allowed to pop in on my way to work (to say happy birthday and drop off presents) is eating me up like a fucking tapeworm.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Your ex is a serious bitch.
Words fail me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Just stand in the garden staring through the window
In your left hand is a balloon in the shape of a clown, in your right hand is a crude home made sign saying "daddy loves u" with some kind of deformed horse drawn on it as you're pretty shit at drawing horses.

Party hat at a jaunty angle optional
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

How dare you!
My horse drawings are fucking legendary.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Steady on now, this is Monty
He'd spell "you" correctly and in full.

But otherwise that's by far the most tragic image that's been put into my head all day.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

After 2 weeks holidays together
she has a problem with you passing and saying hello?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I have to wait 'til the weekend for my 3-hour court-appointed visit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

But that's so wrong
She's your daughter as much as hers. Why do you get only 3h/week visit? Were you a bad daddy? I wouldn't think so, therefore, what's the logical reason for stopping a father having some time with his child?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I dared to finish with my ex
for being scary, mental and physically violent.

This is her revenge.

I don't think I'm a bad daddy - most of the time I barely feel like a daddy at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

What happens when you say
"Who did you come to when you were having wrong twins and you had nobody else? Is that the kind of man not fit to look after his own daughter?"
Does she do massive drugs?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

She used to.
Fucking LOADS. She used to go out with ME for a time, don't forget.

Not any more though.


EDIT in answer to your question, she says 'oh right, I wondered when you'd throw that in my face'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Does she ever use that against you?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Yes.
On my life I would never, ever do even Small Drugs around my kid, and when I'm seeing her the next morning I am good as gold. There's no issue whatsoever with my recreational activities having a detrimental effect on my ability to care for my daughter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

No i know but she could use it against you whether there are any around at the time or not
Seriously, if it's one of the sticks she beats you with you should either stop, or start lying. I mean really convincingly lying.
Then she has nothing on you. She could go and mention it if you took her to court again, and that would make YOU look like the bad person and her look like a pillar of the community.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I can't stop :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

is arranging her death a viable possibility?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

It has been suggested a number of times,
by a number of people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

would custody be guaranteed to fall to you though?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Shush about it
if he does it, someone off here might grass him up.
If you can help him make her disappear, gaz him ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Probably not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

offing her is probably not the best option then
wish I could offer something constructive, I really do.

Generally speaking most people and their problems can fuck off, but yours is really quite touching, and not in the sense in which touching is normally associated with you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

You can
You're not a bleeding junkie.
Or at least bloody tell her you've stopped.
Mong.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

She gave me some hash
for agreeing to babysit after we came back from holiday - her objection is all about MONEY. If I can buy drugs/drink/records/clothes/food, that's money I should have given to her, in her eyes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

She'll use it against you.
Trust me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Unfortunately,
"logical reasons" and "the British legal system" aren't regular bedfellows.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Your ex makes me fume
I hope she has some major revelation and realises what an obnoxious, obstinate cunt she's being.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

same here
I never thought I'd have much sympathy for someone as profoundly awful as Monty, but his ex makes it happen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

The good news is
YBikes are fucking cool. I've even assembled it right - this is a major achievement for me. I don't do manual work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

She's using the kid as a weapon against you.
Bang out of order, unless there is something we don't know like you got drunk once and on the way to pick up some coke, you picked up a hooker, and while negotiating you put the baby in it's basket thing on top of the car and left it on the roof and zoomed off at 100mph and the baby's basket thing only fell off the roof of the car as you hit the motorway where one of these ran over the top of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Ah, that did happen a couple of times.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Honest mistake really, we've all been there.
And when they said in court "You wouldn't do that with a winning national lottery ticket", I burst into tears, because I had =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

With me, it's not so much age that I'm after, it's more experiance.
I could go out with a 18 year old who has been working for a few years, knows what it's like to pay a bill, knows how to have a good time without drinking excess, generally knows what it's like to live in the 'real world'... but I couldn't go out with a 22 year old who has only studied, and that was only when it doesn't get in the way of partying, and has had everything she's got bought for her, rather than earnt.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

yesyes font is good
I like their berry mojitos.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

It's all about the Daisys
but I'm going to have several White Russians, and maybe a Purple Haze (I think that's it, or maybe I'm getting confused)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

White Russians FTW!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Ah purple haze
Does that involve red and blue aftershock?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

No, I just had a look
it's rum, blue curocuaofccua and somehting red (cranberry juice?)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

The ones I used to drink involved red and blue aftershock...
and possibly fire...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)