1. He's not new
2. see one
3. and so on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

1. It was a joke
2. About not noticing him now so therefore not missing him
3. you're an idiot
4. see 3
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

1. once again you have to explain your jokes
2. and it wasn't funny
3. I think you'll find you are the idiot
4. many will agree with me
5. shut up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

1. o' clock
2. o'clock
3. o'clock rock
4. o'clock
5. o'clock rock, we're going to rock around the clock tonight.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

incorrect lyrics are incorrect.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I think I missed a 6 but then it was well before my time,
my dad just used to play it on the guitar.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

It was wrong
but I still appreciated it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

yeah it's the thought that counts
not the completely fucktarded spactastic way of saying it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

you're becoming increasingly bitter and mean
is it because I'm not returning your love?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

It's shark week, I'm in a mood.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

attracting bears eh?
figures
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

That's the most subtle coming out it's ever been my privilege to witness.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

que?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

yeah I didn't get that either
bloody wookiespeak.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Oh no, now I feel like Chompy.
Not the rapey thing, the explaining your jokes thing.

A bear is a big hairy gay man. Vipros fancies you. Thus when he said you were attracting bears I took the opportunity to suggest that he was a massive gay.

I'm sorry, I will do better next time.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Look below, I got it
albeit very slowly.

Now I've got Bear Force One in my head.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

ARGH ARGH
Someone made me watch Bear Force One at the weekend. Thankfully I can just think of IMMORTAL DOG! and my mind is cleansed.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I love the shower scenes
so hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I thought that was what you were getting at
but it was a bit tenuous

I appreciate the effort though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Pssssst.
Is it being suggested that bears are gay men wearing furry suits?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

it's not
but you might be on to something....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

oh wait, I get it, I get it!
A bear is the masculine type of gay isn't it? Like how there's always a butch and a cute lesbian.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

*high fives*
I feel better now.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

*clicks fingers*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

It's not my fault
*sobs uncontrollably*

NEED MOAR CHEEZCAKE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

*gets shovel*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'm gonna be Kitty the Hut
it'll be awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

and what the fuck do you mean 'not returning your love'
it's unrequited?!

*more sobbing*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I meant not showing it enough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

that's better
bring me cheesecake.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I saw a lemon brulee cheesecake in the supermarket the other day
I thought that would be pretty awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

BUY IT FOR ME
I WANTS CHEESECAKE. RARRRGH
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

it's instances like this that make me glad we are just lovers
rather than in a relationship...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Wiggy likes making me cheesecake
he's just not overly enamoured with me then eating the entire thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I can understand that
clearly he is in the wrong, but I understand where he is coming from
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

It's his own fault
he doesn't fucking like cheesecake! I gave a small amount to the rats, but the rest is all mine. NOMNOMNOM
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

why doesn't he like you eating it all if he doesn't like it?
he's clearly mental.

you should leave him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Fuck! I just clicked I like this, when I don't at all, it's shit and dull and I hate you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

It's ok I know you hate me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I want a button for 'that's shit and dull and I hate him'.
It can go next to Ignore
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

it was almost as bad as the lettuce one

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

1.It was?
2.see 4 above.
3.unproven.
4.I refuse to be reduced to one of your comedy accounts.
5.You've lost count by now, haven't you?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

1. Does Psychochomp actually have comedy accounts?
2. Which ones are they?
3. If so, they're not very funny
4. Or are you just being mean to him?
5. If so, carry on.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I thought you were another one of Chompy's comedy accounts?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)

People have met me :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Few have survived

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I positively flourished.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

*makes joke about roses and manure*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

you think everyone is you little ball bag, I'm beginning to think you're the Chompy comedy account.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)