MacBook Pro 17-inch
i7 processor, 8gb ram, 512gb SSD, Anti Glare screen, 30" Apple Cini Display, Aprachur, Final cut, Logic Express, File Maker, MS Office, Adobe CS5, Mini Display Port to duel DVI adaptor, apple remote, family MobileMe membership, One Year One To One, Apple Protection Plan.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

iWanker

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

You're just jelous 'cus you look like a linux enthusiast.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I'm just going to add a "=P" here so you know I'm joking.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I thought it was an excellent joke.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

haha I'm actually non-brand specific
I don't really care.

I want a macbook, but only so I can get this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Oh god, YES PLEASE

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

haha how many times a week do you say that?

In other news, I had my pole group doing the flag yesterday and now they hate me :(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Haha, too many.
Flag! That evil thing. You should do that thing where you make them turn sideways and bend their knees and then turn back into it, and repeat. Then they'll really love you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I don't think I can do that!
I can barely get my legs straight on the flag, let alone turn sideways. I need to practice it more, but it hurts and I'm a pussy. I keep getting purple dotty bruises along my inner arm from doing that and brass monkey, it makes me look like a heroin addict.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

The only thing I'm enjoying about being pole-less
Is my bruise-free skin. I'm going to look like a walking black eye when I come back.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I have a huge bruise on my calf
and I only noticed it yesterday, after I'd been walking around in a pencil skirt all day. It's so dark purple it looks like mud.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Oh man, that's awesome !
You can get some really cool banksy stickers, *cough*, sorry, 'vinyls' *cough* for them too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Agreed

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Sounds very nice. Hadn't considered a Mac.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

<3 mac

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

really? I never noticed
=P
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

*holds arms close to chest, rocking back and forth *
It all started with an iPod Touch, I swear, I didn't even want it, it was just 'cus an ex said I wasn't allowed one, I'm sorry, oh god I'm so sorry, it was on ebay, it was cheap, it looked like a laugh, everyone I know who has one loves it, oh god, I'm sorry, I'm soo sooo sorry, I didn't mean it, didn't happen on perpous. You see, the Touch doesn't get online, I needed to get online, I needed an iPhone, oh god, I sware it didn't mean much at first, everybody's doing it these days. I'm a web developer for god's sake, how do you expect me to be creative without this stuff? oh god, inertia scrolling, multi touch, oh god, I _needed_ that Macbook Pro, always looking for the bigger resolution, have you seen it run Red Alert 3? It hardly does at all these days, my hard drive is already filled up, I have to close photoshop to run portal. I'm so sorry, soo sorry, optimised operating system and re-arranged shortcuts, it's no longer Ctrl+V or Ctrl+C or even Ctrl+X.... command, cmd, it's cmd, oh god, I hardly even touch the ctrl key anymore. I thought the iPad would help, move me onto small things, but it just means I can ponce it up in public. People see me in the cafe doing it, minding my own buisness, and they won't let me read my RSS feed in piece, always someone stops me, asks me all about it, and they ask me where I got it from, how much it was, if I really enjoy it. "It's just a big iPod Touch", they're just kidding themselves, it's like a duel screen ipod touch if anything, but it doens't really compare, not at all. Did you know I have no SD Card slot anymore? I've lost it, it's gone, forever, I needed to buy an external one, how pathetic is that?

And the worst thing is, the very bloody worst thing; I refresh O2 and CarPhoneWearHouse's iPhone 4 Stocklist every. single. day.... my contract isn't up for another 5 months, but they said they'll sort me out early... for a price.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

aww
iJunkie
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I don't need your sympathy, just your Apple(c) branded products.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)