Well, 17£
and sore legs from a 3 mile walk home, and a destroyed reputation...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You mean you didn't cop off with a rapist this time?
You've let yourself down.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I copped off with my ex boyfriend.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Oh yeah, your reputation is gone FOR SURE now.
Why is this bad?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

SEE BELOW
And said ex hates me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Can't hate you that much, clearly.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Oh you have no idea...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

*shrug*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

did he refuse to look at you during?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I'll tell you the story. Trust me, it's worth it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Could it be described as "Spite Fucking"?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Well, you're not going to be there on Tuesday so I GUESS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

He spite fucked you, didn't he?
Hard, no care for your own enjoyment, and spaffed in your hair before walking away.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

You think anyone that fucks me has any care for my enjoyment of it?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

As I've said before
Your problem is you sleep with boys, not men.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

No, I sleep with people who don't fancy me and vice versa
It was a while since I found someone who liked me for me, which is fucking unusual.
And by a while I mean "when I was 15"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

When I was 15 I was the token goth and fairly shy
Hence I didn't even get more than a snog until uni. You kids with your orgies and your sexting and the like... *grumbles*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I didn't lose my virginity at 15.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Don't need to know when you did, none of my business
Just sayin', I was unlucky in love shit in school.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I assumed you'd assume I'd fucked this guy who liked me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I try not to assume things
My first fuck wanted to break me *shrugs*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

*old fives*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

what, like that will teach you a lesson?
kinky.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Is it funny?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

It's dark.
Very dark.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Then I'm listening.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Turned out it wasn't her ex
Just Chompy wearing his face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Worryingly plausible.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

K______ is much skinnier than Chompy

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

So you're saying Chompy's fat
And not denying that he could be capable of wearing someone else's face?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I'm saying he's an incredibly different build
K_____ is the type I love, almost undernourished -licks lips-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Eh, the kind that break, you mean

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

ohhhhhhhh, I just got who you're talking about.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

You're Wrong.
WRONGWRONGWRONG

also, it's not widely known, please don't make it obvious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

What is it with people bringing stuff I tell them offline online?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

And he wasn't my ex
thank god.

I'd forgotten he'd ever existed. THANKS GONZOO
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Woh', calm down, I didn't tell anyone else, just the initials, of which you provided the first one, of someone who most people on here wouldn't know.
It was a fair enough guess.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

You told more people than I did.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Those people don't tend to come on here
I'm more shuddering in revulsion than anything. Sorry if I seemed snappy, I'm not in a good mood or happy at all today.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

It's cool, look at it like this, if this is the worst day of your life, then it's a pretty good life
=)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

These aren't secrets.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I felt they needed restating

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

NO.
Exes BAD.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I like all my exes.
A++ would bone again.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

What, your hand?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

(sorry wookie :( )

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

BOTH hands. Note the plural.
I had to learn how use the left when I wanked myself crooked.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I can't wait to hear all this.
I think I broke everything last night.
I've just had a massive argument with my mum. I'm cradling my new Iron Fist shoes to cheer me up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I neeeed to chat to you about tomorrow!
Would you be willing to come to 42s? Or is it 5th with every fibre of your being?
Hope you feel ok :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Yessssss! You do.
Hmmmm, I wanted fifth like a fat kid wants cake, but I spose I could stretch to 42s.
I'll get over it, we're always fighting. And what I thought had gone horribly wrong last night isn't so bad after all.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Do you want to do 42s tomorrow, and 5th on Monday?
Then Font on Tuesday...oh dear, that's getting a little much. You've got a place to stay, so if you want we can just do 5th tomorrow :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Oh dear, sorry. I only just saw this.
Haha, that might be a little too much. For my bank account, anyway. I would very much like to go to fifth tomorrow please. Shall I wear my new shoes? Or not risk the sticky horror that is the floor in there?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

that sucks
what was it about?

When I feel crappy in the mornings I gaze upon the top shelf of my shoe rack that holds my Irregular Choice, Iron Fist and Tuk shoes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Apparently I'm incredibly self centred and cold. But i'm not entirely nasty.
And I need to sort myself out.

I found the blue Muerte Punk ones with the skulls and roses on that I've been looking for for like a year ON SALE.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

"Someone says I'm self centered something something... OOOHHH SHOES"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I'm trying to be optimistic. So fuck off.
This is a girl conversation. And these are amazing shoes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I think I know the shoes
And they are ace! My missus isn't into alt clothing (apart from stuff with skulls on), but she loves Iron Fist shoes. Slowly but surely I'll get her to look more like Emilie Autumn ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

ha I'm trying to direct myself the same way
I'm working up to the dolls mouth lipstick though, not sure if I can pull that off yet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Picture?
If it's what I think I've always wanted to do that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

www.bryanreesman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/23973661_Emilie_Autumn.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

NnngggaaaahhhhH!
Give me a moment...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

OMGWANT

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I love this picture
www.eightyfeettall.com/touchanamericansky/19769503_Emilie_Autumn__Baggerseefe.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Oh, me too
Me too
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

This woman looks amazing.
I do have a weak spot for Amanda Palmer though
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

she looks like a tranny

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I love her.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/b/3/19/34/19034690_Emilie01.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

*goes to happy place*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Just a shame I hate Violins.
/two favourite bands have violins in
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

How can you hate a musical instrument?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Very, very easily
when you dislike the sound they make, and your experience of those who play them is negative.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Keep going
You're giving me fuel to make your personal nightmare a reality.
Not that I would do such a thing
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I hate the banjo.
and the ukelele. But that's just because pretentious indie kids like to learn the ukelele so they can be all different and shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

See, I just hate pretentious indie kids
But I don't like people who bring out acoustic guitars at an otherwise instrument-free party. "Look at me, I can play Wonderwall, sing along with me then I'll fingerbang one of you lucky ladies later, unless that angry staring guy with the mohawk caves my face in with a flaming hammer".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I fucking hate that!
No one give a shit if you can play guitar. You're making everyone feel awkward. Fuck off.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Those people are twats and deserve every beating they get
I have had to sit through a vast number of said twats during various open mic nights where they've ALL come along with their overly tight trousers and carefully architectured haircuts to gently pluck their gay little song out on their acoustic guitar and try to look even more deep and sensitive than the last little ribbon of scrote-floss that just came and did the fucking same thing. I'm normally opposed to the abuse of musical instruments but I'd have no qualms about inserting their guitars into one of their orifices. CUNTS.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

^ scrote-floss: 10/10 here. ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

In all fairness my missus doesn't have to dress alt to look smokin' hot
I just don't understand a good chunk of what constitutes high-street fashion, whilst she does. Jeans and tshirt on her look amazing, but she has to wear New Look stuff for work (she's a supervisor), and half of that stuff is odd.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

yeah I don't get fashion
I mostly ignore it. I just think it's silly for girls of every shape and size to wear the same things, regardless of whether or not they suit it.

Also, I hate cowboy boots.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Cowboy boots are alright if you're a cowboy/girl
The long-vest-and-leggings thing is odd, but I don't mind so much as the lady has a great ass.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I thought cowboys/girls were so named
because they kept cattle rather than steeds...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I want cattle
I love cows.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Having played Red Dead Redemption
I never want to herd cattle. Fucking stupid beasts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I rekindled my love for cows last night
It was tasty. And I used a griddle pan.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

There should be rules about who can and cannot do this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

My missus can
Fat chicks can not.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Precisely this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

my mum and my sister used to have that argument a lot
she's probably just upset because you're becoming an independent adult and don't want to be around at home as much anymore.

I found the red heart Irregular Choices in the office sale for £25. They had the blue Meurte ones in there too but they were in a size 3.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Arrrrrrgh, when was this sale?
Those would go perfectly with my new dress.

No no, that's a seperate argument and I can see it coming a mile off. This one happens everytime I try and open up to her, and tell her something important - in this case why I was upset this morning. Which she gets annoyed if I don't. It's lose lose.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

harsh.
The Office sale is the closing down sale in the little shop off St Anne's square. I got some Vans for £5 and I got the Iron Fist candy shoes for £10. TEN POUNDS. It's still going on, there are some gorgeous shoes in there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I MUST GO.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

To the Office sale!
AWAY!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I had no monies :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Credit card + financial irresponsibility = win

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I least I'll look good during my financial ruin.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Material possessions will solve everything,
buy yourself to happiness! As long as you own more stuff you're better!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

WORKS FOR ME

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

For a given value of "works"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

We can't expect you to understand.
You are mostly a man after all.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

and mostly not an idiot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

And he mostly comes at night.
Mostly.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I have lots of clothes.
But no happiness.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

That's because you live so far away from me most of the year.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

That's the point I was making.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

You should see my packing boxes.
But I'll be unhappy whatever I have.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

that's because happiness is not related to what you have
this is not some fucking big revalation thicko.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

leave her alone
PsychoGrinch
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I haven't said anything that is either untrue or unhelpful.
The fact I had to say it is depressing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

It's kind of unhelpful
calling her a thicko when she was just reiterating your point.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Yeah that's the word you should be focusing ffs
bad as each other.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I just mean that maybe you should try making your points
without being a douchebag about it. Just sometimes, maybe once a week?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Fuck no, you all need to man the fuck up.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

You are truly a cunt.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

No I'm not.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

He has a psychology degree, remember folks.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Lot in life, sweetheart, whatever lot in life I have.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I spent an hour and 30 minutes in blockbusters last night.
I'm not joking =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

When you could have been in the pub with me and monty.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Yah'
lol[offline things]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)