i am on my balcony
trying and failing to do a bit of work but being distracted by the fact that i am in GRENADA and it is about 95 degrees. so i think both the laptop and i may well go up in flames in the not too distant future!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:40, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Use Celsius science wrong.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Ooo, i've been there
no wait, i've been to Granada. Anyhoo, stop doing work you workamoholic.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

this is masters work
have a massive deadline the week after i get back, truly dreadful timing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Oh
well in that case get on with it Slacky McSkive-Off. And then hurry up and finish your book so I can have a claim-to-fame...the whole "I went to uni with the guys from British Sea Power" doesn't impress anymoreone
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

the book is about 6000 words down
244000 to go. clear your reading schedule for about 2020...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Stephen King writes 2,000 words a day without fail
what an arsehole :D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

yes
but he was coked off his tits for most of it. i just have a can of diet coke and some vile "twisted puffs" which my friend bought, think ENORMOUS wotsits (and i mean about 3" long).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

You're in the caribbean eating big nasty wotsits?
Shouldn't you be drinking rum with spies?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

big nasty wotsits
is making me laugh, i will be telling sam when she returns to the room (somehow she is already brown whereas i am alternately red and white with a bit of pink for good measure). rum with spies was last night and sat night. and tonight, which is the social event of the year for grenada - CRAB RACING!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I don't even bother trying to tan because I go straight to the burn/peel/pain cycle.
Crab racing sounds horrific. I have always considered crabs to be armour plated spiders that can hold their breath *shudders*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

What are you doing in a TV studio?

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Oh great, now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day, and I don't know the lyrics =(
"Hello mama, hello papa, here I am in, camp granada."

Just that one line, over and over, over and over.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/spike_jones/hello_mother_hello_father.html
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

now I don't want, this to scare ya;
but my bunkmate, has malaria
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)