No
But I may end up changing my name legally, or at least adding a middle name.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My middle name is kind of boring
I could be tempted to legally change it to Crowsephine if I got the £23k up front.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

It seems to me that you're tempted by lots of things these days.

( thealternativefact, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

totally waiting patiently for offtopic gossip here

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I think this has more to do with clenders' shrewd observation of my overuse of the phrase
"I could be tempted."

_{At least, I hope it's that...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

It's because you're an even bigger whore than I am
when it comes to b3ta men.*



*lies and speculation
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I don't know about him being
a) a bigger whore than you or
b) whether he's after b3ta men.
However, I don't think he's the sweet and innocent character I imgined he was.
( thealternativefact, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

You are entirely correct, both of those are slander
"Bumbling" is how I'd describe him, though. Partly because it's an old fashioned word, it's accurate and it has "bum" in it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I will accept that I am really quite bumbling in nature.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Snap judgement totally here
but you did strike me as the kind of chap who will become James May.
(berk, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

You'll never guess who I had sex with

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Oh god, it wasn't me, was it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

tell us, tell us the tale

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

it was just my right hand I again
but I'm beginning to suspect he may be cheating on me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

fuck me what an anti climax
id like my 50 pence back please
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I've put it up my anal canal
you'll have to go in and get it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

dont make out that rotten fucking crevice has any hold left in it at all
that things baggier than gail tilsleys tits
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

things that made me go :( today #1
nsfa
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Her tits look like a Henson's charicter's eyes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

MY EYES! MY EYES!!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:48, Reply)

WITH MRS BUUUUUMHOLE...... IN THE LIBRARY.....WITH THE CANDLESTICK!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

you're SO wacky
I remember when you used to be funny, it was really good, but now you seem like a poor man's Gonzo
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'm getting shit from you..... a right unfunny mega spastic. riiiiiight.
You judging my humour is like a Down's Syndrome telling Michael Schumacher he's not a good driver.

as I've said before, I'm just being silly, not funny, I'm not here for your entertainment.

Work on your own 'humour' before judging others. you dentybrain.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

complete fail again, DG
Not even so much as a smirk that time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I read that as a waa waa a boo de hoohoo.
it's not funny to you because it's true. and the truth hurts.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Pfffffffft
You've never seemed this serious on /talk, is there something about Off Topic that turns people into pathetic, over-sensitive, piss-pants girls?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

nah dude, just people being dicks to me for no reason will get told what I think
exactly the same on /talk.

you tell me, you seem to be very bi-polar and beakerish on here, I'm just saying it the way I see it dude when someone tries to be a failcripple towards me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

That one wasn't even remotely funny
Can't you go back to when you used to talk about kicking dogs til they sicked rainbows please?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Back when you were funny, that would have been hilarious

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

It may not equal twenty three grand, but we'd definitely organise a whip around if you chose Gonzoinawig as your middle name.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Ok, that made me laugh.
A lot.

I'd forgotten I looked like Gonzo in a wig.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It's precisely half of the facts about you that I know.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

The other is that I slept with SexFace?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

You know, I wasn't going to mention that.
But while we're on the subject, I met SexFace last week.
And I didn't have sex with him.
It's actually quite easy to do.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Do you have ANY self esteem?
It's alright for some.

I'm surprised you came away from that meeting unviolated, the amount of raw sexuality (DG) and sidling that would have occurred...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

id like to teach you self esteem
beat it into you if i have to. i was trying to teach pauly to be mean for a while but he's a lost fucking cause
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I'm going to try and lose weight
and keep my double chin up for the time being.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

it could be worse.
you could be ginger.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I was orange for a short while.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

i was born red.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Better than I used to be, at least.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

thats the combined effort of mam & rose that is

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)