Whilst there may be a sorry element of truth in this
There is also a certain frock for a certain event that I MUST fit into in less than a month
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I did a week long crash diet for a holiday
and it was hell. I was only allowed a vegetable salad with a dressing of lemon juice and only 50g of lean chicken. In the evenings I was allowed a plain or vegetable omelette with dry-fried vegetables. I rocked that bikini though so it was worth it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

In just a week?
I bet you were waif-like from the start!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Well I am quite slim
but this was just a diet that targeted the tummy so you get a flatter stomach. It goes back on again as soon as you eat normally, but it was fine for the week I was away.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

What's the diet for a spare fucking tyre?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

KWIK Fit Diet
Get four men round your place with hefty tools, ask them to fuck your shit up good and proper
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

nah, food poisoning is best

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

honestly
you make it sound like you're the size of a house. You don't need to diet.
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Shut it, feeder!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Just one more mouthful
You'll grow into that size 16 dress I bought you soon enough, muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-.
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

But I thought that was low in calories?
SORRY!!
/Carry On Roota
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

i failed to rescue and free a single lobster yesterday
not even the runt. they were already on the grill by the time we cruised up to the lunch island, and even i know there is no point throwing them back into the sea when they are red and dead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

tell me it lost you
like, 4 stone or something and I'm gonna go buy all teh vegetables. I've not rocked a bikini since I was 3
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Alright gal!
When I do Slimming World and exercise properly I can lose half a stone in a week.
But I lack that kind of resolve at the mo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

hey up
I have no resolve at all,a very sweet tooth and a laggard of a thyroid. Diets are beyond my ken, but I am going swimming in a bit. I just have to be careful not to be dragged in as a lost whale
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

my ting is savoury naughtiness
And my saucy new bikini is cross with me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I'm afraid it didn't
but I can very strongly recommend the Low GI diet. You can do a crash version for a week or two for a noticeable difference and then you eat normally again but with low GI food and the weight continues to fall off. If you can make low GI a way of life then you'll stay slim. Look for cookbooks on low GI food on Amazon.

Also, no diet works without exercise, obv.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

this sounds doable
although, the problem with diets is I can't cook. Perhaps it's time to try. *resolves*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)