You know they would!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

now come on, lady
don't make my eyes go shifty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I can see you doing that shifty eye face from here
Now get off tinternet and have your holiday you fruitloop!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

it is tropical thunderstorm weather today
and i have a masters deadline as soon as i get back, so i am locked in the bedroom for now. best holiday ever though, grenada is so gorgeous and the weather has been amazing until today... even i am brown!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)

You a paleface like me normally?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

oh yes!
irish as you like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I hope you've packed your high factor

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

factor 30
which they now do as an oil, much to my albino glee, have you seen it?

still burnt like a bitch though. meanwhile my friend is already browner than some of the locals, it's most unfair. although on the plus side it has stopped EVERYONE from asking if we are sisters!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I do 50+

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)

but
dj is only half that age
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

He's 30
I wouldn't go above 30, tbh.
Well maybe about 34, me being 32.
But I don't need to worry about that now I's bagged me a toyboy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

i've always had a no younger men rule
would you recommend breaking it??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

What?
Does that mean King Dong didn't get to prove his claim?
( Kroney, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)

as if anyone calling himself that
would ever get to prove anything!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Deffo Ms Swipe
It helps if they're young but also mature when necessary.
Otherwise you're asking for a whole heap of trouble, like resistance to paying their share, arrogance, etc etc.
I had a fling with ONE older bloke, and he was the biggest most unreliable baby ever. You never can tell.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:56, Reply)

my toyboy
is 7 years younger

I think that makes me a pervert
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Whereas it makes ME wet!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:57, Reply)

oh yearh!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I'm like club med.
18 - 30 only please.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

will this continue until you are, like
60?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Yep.
I'm already practising at being a cougar. Current project is two years younger than me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:58, Reply)

it's a good start
does it mean you have to wear more leopard print clothing?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Being a cougar
With all its ups and downs, has served me well, overall.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)

we need a B3TA cougar club

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:04, Reply)

I'd join.
Someone make a badge.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:06, Reply)

ooo
I've not had a badge in my profile before.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Will this do you?

EDIT Stupid Paint won't let me change the image into a circle
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Fuckin ell Bert
Could you find a sexier cougar, or shop her neck out of it!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)

it was one of the first images that came up for a search of 'cougars'
the rest were mostly porn :(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Fair dooz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:27, Reply)

you made it the wrong proportions to
make into a circle, too.

I think it need more leopard print and gold shoes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Nothing's EVER going to be good enough for you, is it?
*kills himself*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I'm working on it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Woohoo!
I still have a chance!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)

No.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:58, Reply)

harsh but fair

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)

your posts keep telling me no
but your body, your body's telling me yeeeeaaah
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)

*kicks bert in the nads*
Now what's my body telling you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:06, Reply)

that you like it rough
*pants like a german shepherd*

EDIT Going to have to stop now, I feel like a dirty old man perving at a perfectly nice young lady.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I think this one'll take it, it's the best offer he's gonna get from 'round here.
And yeah', i'm _still_ a shade of green about that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:10, Reply)