Buf
You're giving me a headache now.

Again.

Last one (I'm going home soon)

Let's see...

Which thing you read here or heard from a b3tan has made you laugh more?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:38, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Back in the day
When Kaol wrote a tale of the snake-penised bird, and made an accompanying picture. It was horrific, but awesome.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Either Tourettes comment regarding BK's *ahem* length
Or Chickenlady explaining why she has such deep feelings for PJM were my 2 favourite IRL ones.

On here, pretty much everything from here
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Oh, I didn't know that one
Good, I have something to read tomorrow.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

"So are your limp wrists not a massive hindrance when you're playing your bass?"
Lampito, pers. comm., Montstock II (2010)

Everyone within earshot pissed themselves with laughter and any reputation I might have had was completely ruined in an instant. A moment of true comic genius.

Edit: Also, I'd like to offer this little gem from Bearded Whumpus, the feller who got me into this site in the first place.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

It was fucking funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I joined b3ta after reading an amazing story
about someone who had found a dead badger on the road, taken it home, cooked it and eat it. And then he got terribly sick for weeks.

I don't remember his name, but it was a very good story.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

i found B3TA
after finding it linked from a page about underpant toast. This was many many years ago.

I found OT because I was melancholy for the good old days of 4rthur
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I found b3ta due to the sickjokes challenge, even though it had been months earlier
Then just stayed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

A pal recommended B3ta to me.
I lurked for ages but got an account over 6 fucking years ago. This site has almost singlehandedly retarded my career prospects.

Thanks a fucking lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

6 years, 6 months and 6 days today
you beast
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

That's excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I bet it always says that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I found b3ta
after making a blog before blogs were popular, when I was abit a nipper midway through high-school, and I wanted to steal funny pictures.

In the end that "blog" died but I've kept coming back. At first for /qotw when I was extremely bored at work, working from home but now I'm mostly a /offtopic chap through the week, withn a sprinkling of /qotw, /links and /board.

/talk unless you pay attention for long enough is generally nonsense..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

The infamous Chart Cat post made me spit coffee
As does anything by Pooflake.

IRW, special bonus hilarity points go to Tourettes, chickenlady (not that I'm at all biased) and Beekers.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Your missus does have an excellent writing style.
When she's on form, her dry sense of humour is brilliant.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

'When she's on form'
Sadly, too bloody true :(

No form at all for months and months. I've only been berating myself just today about not writing enough recently.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:13, Reply)

'Jeremy The Annoying Horse' I think is spectacular.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

it really is
I think it was getting images like that emailed to me that first drew b3ta to my attention, and then I started reading QOTW.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I adore those
Is he still doing them?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Everything Glued Eel says is gold and you're a wrong if you don't agree.

( Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

i think the first thing that drew me here
was somebody's death. (though I may be wrong).

I think the guy was a climber, and died in the mountains, and someone mentioned it on here - the BBC or something or other mentioned the site in their report.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Crowsephine's BUMDER ALERTS
do have me shaking with mirth, I must admit. I think it's just the increasing ludicrousness that gets me.

I'm almost glad I can't get on b3ta at work anymore so I don't have to explain myself to bemused colleagues.

IRL; Legless has had me in uncontrollable fits more times than I care to remember. Ditto wookiee, the dry bastard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:05, Reply)