Or.... or? OR?
Or is awnser someone gives when they don't want to offer everything. Or makes you choose favorites and creates enemys. Or is for those that don't deserve it all.

AND, and, AND is the awnser. And gives you the best of every world. And is for those who want it all. And is the choice for those who choose glutony as their favorite of sins.

_AND_ you're forgetting BBQ and Sweet Chilli and Mustard and Salad Cream... And. And. And. I both want and need a painter's palet of condiments, each one creating more and more combinations until every morsel is different from the last.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

sometimes you can tell when somebody is really fat
just from the way they talk about food
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

It's bit like how you can tell that someone is destined to be alone forever by the way they list all the women they want to shag in a half-joking manor.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I was going to post a longwinded reply here, explaining why you're wrong
but instead I'll just tell you to go fuck yourself, you fat, disgusting, shit-your-pants cunt

if anybody here thinks I'm coming onto them, I'm not. I have no interest in Off Topic women, I thought the simultaneous insults and come-ons were pretty self-explanatory
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Double Woh'.... =/
Did anyone else hear that collective sigh of relief?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:05, Reply)

I'm the one who should be relieved
B3tan women are among the most unattractive that I have ever had the misfortune to meet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:07, Reply)

"women...I have ever had the misfortune to meet"
Mummy. Nana. Hookers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:10, Reply)

But...but...
Oh, it's okay, you've never met me.

*breathes sigh of relief*
*online*
*feels validated*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:14, Reply)

You know what I was saying about the 'old' lot from QOTW?
That's still true, I adore the lot of you and would ruin you all given half the chance. I would never deliberately insult, upset or offend either one of you, but these trendy kids with their hip-hop lingo and their poledancing right proper do my tits in
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Awww!
You old softy!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:19, Reply)

This is like watching a game of tennis
Great volley Gonz!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Fuck you, PJM
You arse-licking scrote
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:43, Reply)

I expect better from you
Mr Wowbagger.

Gonz kept the retorts flying back longer than most.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:18, Reply)

because he's a retard
You shouldn't expect anything from me at all
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Woh'..... =/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Go fuck yourself Gonz
You're a twat who most of the board members here have mistaken for a 'nice guy', because they pity you.

If either one of us is going to die alone it'll be you, because you're a mong.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Yeah', thing is, that ain't news to me, it's accepted, done and dusted, and if i'm wrong about that, all the better.
But to tell you the truth, I'd rather have a wank than have someone regret and be ashamed of being with me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Well then I hope you have strong arm muscles
and a hell of a lot of loo roll, you grotesque, spasticated fuck
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Go take a couple of diazipams or whatever it is they prescribe you these days and chill, it seems you're getting very upset and I wouldn't want for you to do anything I'll regret later.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Do me a favour Gonz
jump off a bridge or take a bunch of pills, the fact that a belm-faced retard such as yourself so much as even breathes the same air that I do deeply offends me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Quite a lot of things seems to offend you, but chin up big fella, they're not all out there to get you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Nah, honestly there's very little that upsets or annoys me
least of all online. 50% of the time I think you're alright, I think you can be an amusing bloke, but the other 51*% of the time, I think that you epitomise everything that is wrong with B3ta, and indeed the entire world.

*I added another one percent, because I find you that annoying
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)

I sometimes find numbers hard too =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I expect you find most things hard, Gonz
except the contents of your colostomy bag
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:35, Reply)

What's your favorite nickelodeon show Bert?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I don't watch Nickelodeon
but I'm sure if you named a few I could go 'Oh yeah, I really like that one!'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:53, Reply)

You, sir
are a condiment gobbler.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

diment ck
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)