Nope, I went to my mate's free house.
It was fucking carnage, it was ace. And something terrible may have happened.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What would this terrible thing be?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Apart from one mate possibly breaking his nose and dislocating his jaw.
And another destroying his hand by punching the wall...

I ended up in bed with a poor choice of person. And now I like him. Not poor because of my tastes, he's FIT. But he's the ex of a mental ex friend, and if she found out, she might just kill us both, even though a) she hasn't been with him for a year, b) we're not friends anymore and c) nothing really happened.
And if you don't think that's terrible, you don't realise just quite how mental this girl is.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

She may have moved on
But probably not, knowing mental girls. Ah just go for it, don't live in fear, and if she gives you shit then knock her out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Well no one in our group speaks to her anymore.
She pissed off too many people and we ejected her. So I might just be safe.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

You'll have backup too
So back up on that new boy of yours ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Well, the mental ex used to tell me all the time how amazing he was in bed.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

stop courting danger
and go out with a nice boy who knits.

EDIT: also, what happened to the boy in Turkey? Eee, you young 'uns, I can't keep up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

The puppy got back from Turkey on saturday. He's still on the scene.
But I won't see him til either tomorrow or thursday.

I'll keep him around, and we'll see if anything happens with danger boy - which it might not, it's still the very early stages. Then I'll decide.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Forget about him
It's not worth the violence!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Don't listen to these two ^^
Do what you like, make your mistakes now, because when your looks fade it's better to look back and think "Wow, I made some mistakes but had a laugh" than "Man, I wish I'd put it about a bit more".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Note
This is entirely based on personal experience.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Which one did you do?>

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I was cripplingly shy around girls
And can look back on the times when I missed opportunities with hot girls, opportunities I didn't see at the time but were blatantly obvious upon retrospect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Awww, bless your little heart.
That is unfortunate. You should use your teenage years to have as much fun as physically possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Wish I had
Being the token goth in a small town didn't help. I always ended up being the shoulder to cry on, rather than a sexehtiem prospect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

The fun gland doesn't die when you turn 20!
Hmph.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Very true
As proven by the awesome day I had in a water park last week.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

yeah and I went on a bouncy castle last month.
so there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

We're so fucking hardcore

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I've not been on a bouncy castle since my brothers 25th
*sadface*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

let's get one for the next bash

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

That's twice you've insinuated I'm now haggard
You're going on the list. Not the good list where Ed Norton and Hugh Laurie hang out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Aww, can I get onto the other list?
I was talking about myself, not you and Roota!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

You'd have to kill one of five people
to get on the list. No wait, more than 5 people, I have backups.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Can you not make your list longer?
Also, could you let me know who these people are, before I start indiscriminately shanking people?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

It must be 5. I don't know why. Those are the rules.
Robert Downey Jnr, Ed Norton, Jared Leto, Hugh Laurie and Denzel Washington. First place backup is Johnny Depp.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Are these people you want to meet, or 'meet'?
I only ask because they're all dudes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

"meet"
They're my list of people I can leave Wiggy for.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Ah thought as much
Can you make a 3rd list then? One for people who you think are cool. I'll go on that one thanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Wait a minute
You're saying that if I kill a bunch of famous guys, you'll leave Wiggy for me?! You're weird.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

are you willing to take the risk that I'm telling the truth?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Long as he takes out James Corden, Russell Brand, Chris Moyles and Mick Hucknall, he should be allowed anyone he desires
As he has made the world a better place
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Oh I'll gladly stabberise them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

And Michael Winner.
I hate him, I hate him, I hate him
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I think you'd have to join an extremely long queue for him though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

It would be like the end of a bad horror film
"OMG, you brutally stabbed a dozen famous men!"
"I did it so we could be together! Plus I like to consider it 'knife donation'"
"ZOMG get away from me you murderer!"
*blooded sadface*
*credits*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

man
I wish I had cool stories like that from my weekend. I ate pizza and drank beers on my own :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Throw a house party!
That's the best thing about being an adult, surely. You have a free house ALL THE TIME.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I'm not *really* an adult
I have a little one bedroom house which I rent. But I like the direction of your thinking. Perhaps I can convince one of my real adult friends with a house to have a party *schemes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

It will be ace. Do it.
It's not a proper party unless your recycling box looks like this
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in the morning. Not very impressive until you realise it's all spirit bottles.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

We had two of those after Wiggy's barbecue
My house parties cost about £100 to throw though, so I can't have them all the time.

The next one will be the cocktail party though so that should be good. It'll probably be after my holiday in September though because I have no monies.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

ah! I remember being young

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

One of the things about being an adult
is that I am no longer stupid enough to want a party in my own house.

I have quiet(ish little) sessions at mine, but only for a few people at a time. Fuck dealing with irate neighbours/police/clearing up damages & vomit etc...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Any party where people get injured or punch walls are shit.
Parties are meant to be fun.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Shut up, it was fun.
That was just one little incident and it didn't ruin the night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Probably ruined the guy with the dislocated jaws night.
The hole in the wall probably going to ruin the tennants deposit too.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

a) He was too drunk to care. Couldn't feel any pain. Besides, I said possibly.
b) Its not a rented house, and he punched the wall outside, so no damage to the wall.

Don't be such a fucking killjoy
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

he's upset because he doesn't have a house to party in
he's a sadchomp today.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I don't see why me not liking people hurting themselves because they're acting like dicks
makes me a killjoy.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

aha, reply fail!
Bert was right, you are bobbychomp.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

That wasn't a reply fail
it was meant for you, I just didn't rise to your fairly constant reminders to me that I'm homeless.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

oh ffs

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

How the hell did I get dragged into this?
And enjoy it whilst it lasts because come November noone can call me BobbyChomp again as I will be a bonified real boy. So only 2 and a bit months to go...............................shitting hell.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

bona fide
you mong. Unless you were baiting Monty / fishing for bumders.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

a) He'll still feel the pain today, and probably have to get an totally unnecessary X-ray.
b) what kind of idiot punches any wall?
c) you'll agree with me once you've been to a few more of these parties.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I did, broke two bones and couldnt drive for a fortnight
or skin up, or play the xbox or do pretty much anything.

As long as you're not a spastic like me and don't punch with your dominant hand you're fine.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I did it, and broke a knuckle
A friend's Mum checked it out (she's a nurse), and told me to not be such a twat next time, as there was nothing they could do to help me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)