Look, I was under a lot of stress at the time, can we just drop it?
Haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He wouldn't drop it
He followed me around for months and even bought me a book, spelling my name wrong and using bad grammar on the note he wrote inside.
The spelling and grammar annoyed me more than the bad sex.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

And rightly so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I know my grammar and spelling leaves something to be desired but....
When I went on the dating sites I ignored anyone who couldn't be bothered to proof read their profile and left all the mistakes in it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I do the same with CVs.
I've binned hundreds if not thousands of the fuckers over the years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

a guy I really fancied texted me with "sweet dream's"
that's when I knew I could never love him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

ew

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I'd have gone round his house with a claw hammer
and caved his fucking skull in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

And that's what we call a mild overreaction Monty
now take your pills.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

More pharmaceuticals ...
may not be the answer here.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

www.gwscomic.com/GWS849.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I knew you'd agree
he also came to my pub and said "But I never got to show you my car! Come outside..." and proceeded to show me his car, opening the door to show me the inside of the door with a soft drink in the storage pocket.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

What a catch.
You fucked up there, didn't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I've regretted it every day since
It was one of those VW gangster-wagons with smoked windows.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

WOW.
Did it have a UV light underneath the car like the Bethnal Green Asian 'massive'? They're all junior estate agents with those footballer enormous ties, and who bathe nightly in Blue Stratos.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Unfortunately I never got to see it by moonlight
He did drive past my house one night and call me from an unknown number to inform me that my lights were on, that he'd assumed I was alone with my cat, and that seeing as I was actually drinking wine with a friend I'd missed out on a night-time trip to see the Queen Mary docked in Liverpool.
He's half-greek half-scouse. He wears Kouros.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

What a knock-out combination.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I wish I hadn't deleted all three of his numbers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I'll bet.
I regret it too, on your behalf.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I love that remember tiny details
You are Amelie, AICMFP.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Aw, I'd love to be her
She's ace
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I only saw it recently
And it's a fab film! She is ace.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Now THAT is a fringe

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

that sounds like Gonz
just the car bit, not the rest. Gonz is dynamite in bed
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Jesus woman
First my other half and now Gonz. You're insatiable.
EDIT: And my BFF as well!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I'm just trying to make Vipros jealous

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

she has good taste though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I'll give you that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Have you seen Angry Birds on the iPad ?
Oh man, that's awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

It rocks on the iPhone4

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

SADDEST of SAD FACES.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)