that's a growing (ha!) concern of mine
the more cupcakes I make for other people, the more cake mix I ingest. I made brownies for Wiggy at the weekend but he went away yesterday so I've eaten like 9.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ever since Nugget #2 was diagnosed with T1 diabetes
I've stopped baking because I'd eat it ALL.

I'm a greedy cow when no one is looking.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I am too
My dad sometimes catches me dipping buttered bread in the tayter fat
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)

never get between me and leftover gravy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Fuck off
Me and Nana will have it before you even move.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Hahaha!
We must have been separated at birth!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

It's looking that way, sis...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

*boik*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Nom, you soft cow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)

i'm just not northern enough to handle that shit
although I did used to have 'dip butties' when I was a kid, when you basically wipe up bacon fat with bread and eat it with tomato sauce
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Hold the sauce
I still do that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:32, Reply)

My brother
used to eat out of skips when he was a squatter. He once ate bread sandwiches (where the filling was a different kind of bread), and his mate used to eat salt sandwiches.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Good God...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Have I ever told you about 'wok bread'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)

That sounds nice

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Oh it really is.
Fill a wok with oil, warm it- no need to wait until it's hot - dunk bread in it, season with salt, eat.

A classic recipe from my brother's mate who once bought a huge sack of sprouts in the post-Xmas markdowns, and lived for several weeks on sprout curry, sprout fritters etc. He once cycled from North London to Greenwich because he'd had a tipoff that there was a place being knocked down where he could get some free lightbulbs. About 4 hours' round trip.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Hahahahahaahahah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:46, Reply)

They're gross


He should stick to quavers.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I got a bit pissed and ate 6 rashers of bacon last night. Oh dear.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Raw?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Proper LOL, good one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I've been stupidly good with food the last few months
Mainly because I had no money and had to resort to stealing oxtail soup from Tesco.
Last night I got indoors and ate three pizzas and garlic bread. I feel bloody disgusting and am not going to eat at all today. Take that appetite you arsehole.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

if you're going to steal
why would you steal that?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I didn't just nick that.
It's just it was the easiest and I'm lazy. We went through a period of about two weeks in our house where we had sirloin steaks for lunch and dinner every day. Took a bit more effort though. To steal and eat.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Wiggy makes me french toast
and even though it's eggy fried sugaryness I still have to spread a really thick layer of butter on it so it melts. I also go through a jar of mayonnaise a fortnight.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)

butter on eggy bread is just wrong

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Butter on everything is good

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)

^this
so much this.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Right now I'm craving pasta with butter and pine nuts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I'm craving french toast!
and butter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Whilst in Newcastle
I ate Lurpack straight from the pot with a spoon. Bad times.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)

that actually makes me feel a little bit sick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I don't even like butter that much.
Never, ever use it. That was a bleak time for me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)

When I make cheesecake
I always double the amount of butter and digestives for the base because I know I'll pick at it until there's not enough left.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)

I dunno girls
Eggy bread is perfect as is. I will try a slight layer of butter and report back. I do butter bread before cheese on toast though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I hope you are going to leave your body to the RSPB when you die.
It will feed a family of tits for a whole year.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:46, Reply)

I have a family of tits :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:46, Reply)

I've only got a couple of little ones

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Mine are ALL little

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Great or Blue?
Fnar fnar.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

did you hear about the guy who started a dating service just so he could have sex with seabirds?
He had a couple of good shags then took a tern for the worse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)

That made me proper LOL
None of this sniggering or tittering but and out and out proper LOL!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:55, Reply)

On the day that my metabolism fucks off for better working conditions
I will be spherical.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I only ever do savoury eggy bread
how does sugar get involved?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:24, Reply)

It seems to be the difference between french toast and proper eggy bread.
You can also stick maple syrup on it. Sounds crepey to me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:55, Reply)