I've been winding up old women on the Loose Women Facebook page
I called one of the hosts a fat mess and someone replied "where is andrea fat???she is far from it...so what do u like liam SKELLINGTONS!!!!!!!!".

I am using the word skellington from now on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:41, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I used to say skellington when I was a kid and lightening. I was a right mong.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

This was a forty year old woman.
I love the Loose Women Facebook page.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Ask them why they nicked the themetune from Noel's House Party

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Aren't you far too young to remember that? I can just about remember it
and I'm nearly 30.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

32

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Bloody hell,
It's not that old, I can remember that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

my mind must be going in my old age.
Roota do you get a special badge on B3ta when you go over30?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

No, but if you'd care to make one I'll join

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

make one?
Gonzo is currently trying to help me pick my own ringtones on my iphone. I could make you a real one and send it in the post ? I have no techno skills.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

there should be one for
impressionable young men instead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Yeah,
It'll make it easier for cougars to hone in on them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

COUGARTRON
ACTIVATE!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Oh yeeeeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

"b3ta dirty 30s club"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

do it chompy.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I'm not in my 30s

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

ummmm nor am I, wait a couple of years and I will ask again.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I won't be for much longer :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

not 40?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

No, I thought I'd go from my 30s straight into my 50s.
I'm a bit wacky like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

well look who is getting irritable in his old age.
want a blanket gramps?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I've mellowed as I've got older.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

really?
you must have been a right bastard when you were younger then ;)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It has been said.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Are you Scottish?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

no...
Edit. Shit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I read 'It's no that old'
in the voice of Gudrun Ure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Nae bother, pal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

That's another programme along with the news
I find myself shouting at if I see it. The only thing I like about those stupid programmes and forums are that I feel fucking happy I am not one of those mentals lapping the shit up!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I'm as loose a women as you will find but I can't stand them silly bints.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I have never seen this programme
is it basically some annoying people whinging at each other or something?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

No
It's a load of harpies sitting round a table talking about the menopause and 'nooky'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

sounds quality
just the sort of thing I don't pay the license fee for
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Loose Women is ace. I will be on the panel one day.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

are you a loose woman?
or just loosely a woman?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Why did she call you 'liam' when you are clearly Barry from Eastenders?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

he's undercover

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

You've misunderstood.
She wants to know if he likes 'Liam Skellingtons', he's a popular Irish singer from (my favourite place on earth) Ringaskiddy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Is that near Kilmagranny?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Is that a real place?
Googling Ringaskiddy I see that Pfizer make Viagra there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Kilmagranny is not real but shoud be.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

There is a Kilmaganny though
and there's that other favourite, Nobber which is down the road from Muff. The Muff in Meath not Muff in Donegal.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

By the way...
In Donegal there is a place called Muff and they have their own diving club.
www.muffdivingclub.ie/
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I am not clicking on that at work
Even if it's a legitimate site, my company logs the URL...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

have you told them b3ta is a technical discussion forum
for an obscure and horrifically dull aspect of your job?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)