What illnesses do you have?
Bonus points for autistic spectrum disorders involving jokes about ZX spectrums.
( WormuIus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:34, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Atypical Aspergers

(JohntheDane, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

A head cold
Do I win?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Lupus

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

It's ALWAYS lupus
Except when it isn't.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Don't tell me how to be funny
cunt
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Tourettes then is it?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I often suffer with being incredibly popular as a whole on the internet.
..and the resultant chubby unrest it causes for others.
I'm a fighter, though.

Well done, JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Obesity:
Society's problem
( WormuIus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

It's a good job the underclass have us BETTER PEOPLE to look up to.
All we need is Badger and Baldmonkey to appear and we've formed the BETTER PERSON'S ALLIANCE.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Can you imagine the hand wringing?
Would it amount to exercise?
( WormuIus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I can only imagine they'd replace the calories lost within one sloth-like chomp.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Should I make a mildly satirical remark about one of the female posters at this point?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

THREE-QUARTERS OF GLORY!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Asthma, Eczema, Phimosis, and acute viral rhinopharyngitis

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Liticaphobia
..but I am unable to talk about it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I dunno wether I've got an illness
But I fell over on the step up to the pub toilet and now I've got a horrible manky scab on my elbow that's all leaky and a bit painfull. Do I need a doctor?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Ah yes, hello.
When you say leaky what exactly do you mean?
If it is leaking pus see a Doctor. Otherwise just clean it and cover.
Need any drugs?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Not amazingly leaky
Just oozing a bit you know? Bit red and sore too. And I hope no drugs :S I don't like antibiotics much.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Manky ankle
I twisted it 6 weeks ago and after 4 weeks it was no better so I stopped my regular jogging and over a couple of weeks it went away.

Went running again yesterday and now it hurts again :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)