Batshitmentalist flounced on 1st July
Rogerthestarfish arrived on 8th July.
STARFISH. She fishes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:40, 125 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think you're taking this too far now
Unless... YOU're ed and you're distracting the attention. Hiring someone to pretend to be you at bashes, hiring DJTP to "go out with you"

When will the lies end Roota, when?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I am SO going to fuck your hand up for exposing me!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Batshitmentalist couldn't last a day without telling someone how awful her life is.
She's probably found another forum or has a direct line to b69 in exchange for paying his mortgage.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

He also said "I wish I could have had more notice and met up with some of you."
So he didn't meet any b3tans.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

So have you just completely given up on work
And decided to be some sort of PI instead now? Although mainly internet and b3ta based...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Yes
'PenguinOfDeath'. Or is it really SANDRA!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Erm, not that I'm aware of, no
My name's Mr Burnett, or so I've been told.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Oh yeah...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'm totally picturing you as one of them women in the black and white 50s PI noir movies
where there's a voice over going "something ain't right about that dame, but I ain't sure what" and then it shows you in a flasher mac, cloche and pearls, smoking a cigarette from a holder.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I shall now forever imagine Roota like this
My love for her has gone up 27%.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Hey Roota you've levelled up

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

^ this

(berk, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

That's exactly what I'm like!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

That's it, Detective
I'm takin' you off the case! Your wild accusations might work back in your precinct, but they don't float up here in the Big City. Your success has gone to your head, and now you're a loose canon!

Turn in your badge and Accusing Stick, as of now you're suspended pending a full enquiry!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

The clergy;
known for promiscuity?
( Kroney, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Feck!
Well spotted!
Edit: I like it though, I'm keeping it. Don't make this awkward.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I won't
but the choir's looking nervous.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

One of Pachelbel's best
played by a shit band.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I'm telling ya, Chief

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Badge and gun on the table please
and I'll be expecting results from the wild investigation spanning the US and UK that you will undoubtedly undertake to prove you're right
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

:(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

You heard her, toots

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

now go partner with Danny Glover
and everything will be fine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

"I'm gettin' too old for this shit"

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Fine, fire me
But just follow up my hunch before someone gets killed!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

that should have been followed by a
*slams hands on the table.*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

And that as well

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)

*sighs*
We haven't heard the last of her, she's not the type to just roll over and quit. No sir, not that one.
*Takes a hip flask out of the drawer and takes a long slug of whiskey*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

'Yeah. Gonna be a messy one
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Did you get your coach home okay, by the way?

(berk, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I did thanks
I just arrived back home about an hour ago. There's some photos you need to be tagged in as well :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:19, Reply)

It's like 'The Wire' round here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:26, Reply)

That's why
rogerthestarfish's trip to the UK was so cliched, it was an attempt to throw us off!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

/foilhat
( Kroney, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

It came to me when Fredz said 'bugshit mental'
So I have him to thank
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Did you have a 'Usual Suspects' style revelation?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

YESSS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Ohhh! I helped in detecting something!
Does that make me a deputy?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Yup
It woz the jellied eels wot done it, guv'nor!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

woah the level of detecting here is off the motherfucking scale and its also my birthday real soon

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Hmm
you always say you'll go to bashes but you never do... because you don't wabt people to see YOU'RE ED!

He's everywhere, run save yourselves before he hunts you down in his fighter jet and makes you marry him
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

is ed hot because if ed isnt hot i totally resent this

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'm afraid Ed really isn't hot

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

i feel so loved

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)

He looks like a chubby mealty wax potato
With a face drawn on.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:29, Reply)

You don't say?
When's your birthday rosita??

Do you agree? tell me you agree and I'm a top sleuth.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

oh man my birthday is in like FOUR days now and shit and i agree with all the stuff you said i should agree on just then

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Are you actually Gonz?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

fuck off you saucy cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

i'm like totally sorry
you know I have max love for you ros
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

i try so hard to make you love me :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:13, Reply)

How deep does the conspiracy run?
It's like the X-Files, right here.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Rogerthestarfish will be landing soon
Imagine how he will feel when he checks in to his friendly b3ta british mates.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Roota is a big bully, I think she should be banned from the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Just find out if roger is batshit first, and then I'll go away 4 eva

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Ask him about cats/windows/fishing
or wait until you see him talking to gonz.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

how do we check this, is this like in crocodile dundee when he grabs that trannys bollocks because i have a note excusing me from that sort of detecting

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Basically we all talk about it for a while and then just make up our minds based on absolutly no evidence.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

a bit like judge judy then

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)

No way Chompy

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I think she should posta public apology to
all those accussed until found guilty of first dregree meat pupperty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

BRING BACK HANGING

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)

For those who can't spell "degree"
Or "puppetry".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)

fuck off
Or I'll make you be the one who tries out the gallows
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Well I was right about Edmund

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I'm heeeeeeeeeeerrrrre
It's all ok.
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:40, Reply)

Nah, it's not her
She's been updating her facebook at ludicrous times of the day, as usual.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Daym

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Wait how does that prove anything?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Well, unless he's been asleep during the day, then getting up to update his facebook at Midnight, 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, etc
It's just extremely unlikely
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Confession here
I am actually Ed. In between being Roota's Sarge, and a workshy student. It's up to you find out how deep this thing goes... to the GOVERMENT?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I think you dropped this
*hands N*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

cheers
damn beer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

OH NO!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I knew those boobs looked fake!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:13, Reply)

OOH they don't.
They're well squashy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

cos I do no toning :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I meant good squashy
Not floppy squashy, you mong!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:27, Reply)

that's all right then
*does some stretches*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I didn't have the pleasure
Mrs V would have been most disapproving
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)

that's where she stores her escape plans

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Clever girl...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:19, Reply)

she's a raptor?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Shit
With all these fake identities and puppets, I just don't know anymore. She could be!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Something like this
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:23, Reply)

and my handsurgery tools
and lots of other things
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:22, Reply)

fucking hell
always happens. I'm out of the office for a day and all sorts of interesting shit happens.

I'm basically oblivious to someone being someone else, until it gets pointed out to me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

i may be wrong on this one
BUT I HAVE TO KNOW
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

he seems genuine to me
but fuck it, what do I know?

I was pretty much the last to know about Ed as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:16, Reply)

There are nutters aplenty in internet-land
but with Ed it was clearly self-aggrandisement and a need to impress that drove him to lie. Why the fuck would someone set up a bullshit account simply to claim they were an American visiting Britain, having a curry and a few pissups and generally seeing the sights?

That would be a very, very odd and possibly terrifying nutter simply because of the wholly inexplicble nature of their ruse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Go on
Defend your dad
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:46, Reply)

good....
gooooood.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I reckon you're wrong on this one, but you're a well classy broad, so stick to your guns
There's something not right about meester starfeesh
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:17, Reply)

it's because he's black isn't it?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Woahhhhh
Eyyy woahhh.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Akshully its cos he's orange and I don't trust orange things

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I wouldn't
not after Curious Orange
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Would any of RTSF's british b3ta chums care to step forward?
and defend him.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I'm sure it's not batshitmentalist
she couldn't resist being overwhelmingly miserable and fucking boring long enough to post things like he has.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:26, Reply)

i thought she might have been biding her time
But it ain't her
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:31, Reply)

You are drunk on the power young lady.
Calm down, have some Horlicks, AQOOTW, and get your life into perspective.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I'll stick spotting Ed when he returns
You lot keep an eye on everything else.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:36, Reply)

We will, any new stick that comes along will be quizzed without mercy.
Poor sods, whoever they may be.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Aw man Roota
I was totaly behind you before but you've lost perspective. It's gone to your head and you've forgotten the little people that got you to the dizzy heights you now occupy. Shame on you :(

(If it turns out that this starfish bloke is mentalist I totaly take that back cos I'm fickle like that)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I stand corrected.
Like Chomp said, I got drunk with the power.
*hands in badge*
Unless 'ROGER' is using a different IP...

NO, ignore me! I'm sorry...
*hangs self*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)

what badge? i have a sheriffs badge i like to wear when im feeling all wild and crazy

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I have a prefect badge saying Monitress
and one saying Head Girl
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:40, Reply)

is a Monitress a female me?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:56, Reply)

That's a Montress!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:57, Reply)

she means TGB.
She should be 'handed in', anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Sorry Rog
I've not been sleeping well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Hold on, i'm not sorry
You mightn't be batshit, but that doesn't mean you're not Raoul Moat...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:37, Reply)

But he's with Jade and the angels.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:39, Reply)

That's ok, Roota.
I've been laughing, and I'm in a great mood as I just got engaged to a beautiful lady who I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with.

(Also, I don't have cats. I fish maybe twice a year with my father and my windows are made of safety glass. I had to do a search for her to get the references, I didn't realize she was that nuts)
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:47, Reply)

It seems to me
that aspersions have been cast over the indentity of Rogerstarfish purely on the basis of his HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS claims to have done TOURISTY STUFF in Britain when visiting. WHO EVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:40, Reply)

You shut yer yap

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Hang on a minute. He's not your dad is he?
Lives in america, comes over for a visit. Goes to London. This is all very familiar
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Bart, that's it...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Elementry my dear Roota

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:47, Reply)

My father is in Oxford.
He's more likely to be Amberl than anyone else.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:46, Reply)

will people stop revealing me!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Sorry pater old bean.
Won't happen again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:52, Reply)

He's got nice tits then?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Fabulous, they are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I'll dream of them tonight.
I'm off home now.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:55, Reply)