I'd be a fucking amazing women, it's so piss easy, all you do is sit around watching jermmy kyle eating bonbons and then your kids come home from school and you just give them a cardboard box and then your owner/man comes home so you can WAH WAH WAH....
... at him all evening and not let him have a word in edge ways because tracy next door has been seeing Bob behind Dave's back and you're just dying to tell someone.

..... this is another classic "I don't know where I'm going with this" post.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:18, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

sad times gonz
all this rage and sexism... i don't know...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I donno, I just got a picture in my head of me in a wig, some nice marks'n'sparks knickers, minus a stone or two, plus a few 0s on the bank account balance....
... and I thought "Damn straight, I'm a hawtie pie".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

you should go after what you believe in
make that dream come true
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I wonder if there is a porn out there, like photoshopped porn, of people shagging themselves, where one person is in a wig.
I can't be the first to think of that, I'd make a fortune.

Does anyone have a tripod I can carry? No, I'm not talking about my nickname.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

rule 34

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

To be fair
You could do all of that as a bloke realy.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

You could
but you wouldn't.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Owner - ha ha.
Are you single by any chance Gonz?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I just don't know where I go wrong =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

You see, Piston told me all about it, how to get the chicks.
What you do, see, is point out all their mistakes, thus showing you are clever and therefore would potentially produce good offspring. You let them know how ugly they are in front of your friends, so she gets a low self esteem, and can see that you can do better, again, making you appear a good potential father, but you've got to sweet-talk her in private, showing her that you're a little bit interested, as otherwise she might leave thinking that you don't want her. If she doesn't do something right, like cook dinner properly, then you fling it at the wall, thus showing you're deserving of only michaline star stuff every day. If she decides to talk during a film or telivision show you enjoy, she has 'wronged' you, so that means you're allowed to cheat on her once per sentance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I'd have a go on you if you were a chick Gonz
It'd be beautiful, like two doves singing at dawn, or the West Yorkshire Cricket Team coming first in the triathlon
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)