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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i got sent flowers at work
this is without exception the best thing that can happen to you during the working day. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:28, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Lies
An early finish trumps all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

happy

DURR.
early happy

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DURR.
n early happy
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)
What?
That makes no sense.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)
It fucking does.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=happy%20finish
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Should it not have read:
"early happy" then?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)
I am fick, it clearly should.
Forgive me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)
You're forgiven
And it helps reaffirm that I'm not going mental.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

aN happy?!
(TheColonel, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I'm going to kill myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)
no
the lovely surprise and then everybody asking you who they are from as you carry them back down and then how pretty they look and smell for the next 10 days or so. that trumps all!

although i did also get sent a lot of vodka by one of my clients who makes it the other week too. that was also a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)
You seem to get a lot of 'gifts' from 'clients'. You must be doing a 'good job'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
*cough* money laundering *cough*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)
at 500ml of vodka a pop
that is some sloooow money laundering!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)
they'll neeever suspect....

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Nonsense.
I got a RECORD. Much more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)
I once got a $300 cash bonus at work.
I'm fairly certain this is better than getting flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)
It really is.
Especially if there are other women around.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

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