I don't want to fight anyone, someone might get hurt, that would be terrible !
Why would anyone fight someone just for the sake of it? Can we go quazar instead, and with more people, because it's shit with just four people.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:11, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I guess Quazar counts as a fighting style
Are they still running? The local ones shut down years ago.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

There's one over the water at New Brighton
We went last year for a birthday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

There's one at Stourbridge
are there enough Midland b3tans for it to be worthwhile?

EDIT - actually, no fuck it - there's one in Birmingham, I'd forgotten about that.
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I'd do it
They're talking about doing it for our christmas do at work, so the practice would come in handy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I just found one on google in greenwich, HAPPY DAYS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I would so fucking come to Quasar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

As would I!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Orange or green team?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

^ this
I haven't been for yeeeeeears.
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I went last year and LOVED it
You see, I hate anticipation.
I mean I must love it deep down because it gets me so exhilarated, but when playing tag and stuff I'd often just stop and go "AARGH JUST GET ME! GET ME!"
SO for me, being shit at shooting and strategy, Laser Quest (as it is now known) is just an opportunity for me to run around in the dark gwtting shot and squealing "AAAAARGH! GET ME AND GET IT DONE!!" while loud music plays, and the cat hairs show right up on my clothes under the UVs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Hahaha!
You should shout "I'm here! Kill meeeeeeee!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I doooooo!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Aw, that's no fun!
I've only been a couple of times but I was a master at hiding and taking potshots at people and then coming out with a ludicrously high score. Good times.
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I haven't been since I was about 12
I got proper upset when the birthday girl won, because she was allowed to take some free shots at us, as "It's her birthday".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

That's shocking, that is
HOW WILL SHE EVER LEARN IF YOU LET HER CHEAT?!
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

She got a free tshirt as well
I really fucking wanted a Quasar tshirt, the kids in my year would've been well jealous. Except the one guy who had a Nemesis tshirt from Alton Towers, nobody could top that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Pfft, I'm sure it was wasted on her
I'm sure there must be one in London, we should arrange to go after DG's bash or something. I think the sight of a load of hungover 20- and 30-somethings running around like a big bunch of twats with lasers would be hilarious, personally.
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

This needs to happen

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I went for a mate's birthday a couple of years ago.
It was a dozen hung over mid twenties folks, versus a dozen 12-year-olds. It was a massacre.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Peedo

( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Due to how my mind works
I just imagined Wookiee in a Speedo. I'm now off to counseling.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

to counselling for a wank
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Ooh look at that, I corrected your spelling mistake in my strikethrough.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Huh
Firefox insisted it was with one 'l'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Americanism

( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Same thing, innit?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

*laughs snot over keyboard*

( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Yeah
I fucking hate that kind of shit
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I remember I was once at one and the strobe came on and it was the first time I've ever seen a strobe light.
And everyone was moving around in a really blocky way and I laughed so much I wee'd myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I'd already seen a strobe at a pantomime
But I still loved it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

And another time I saw this little control thing connected to a wire, with a nob on it, so I turned it around and they had to evacuate the place for a few hours because it was the control to the smoke machine.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

^ this again
Oh yeah!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

We should do a /talk vs /offtopic

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Is pistol whipping still frowned upon?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Surely that's unfair
the massive bulk of /qotw would make us easy targets.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

you'll just get upset when neither wants you on their side

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

It's like school for him all over again

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

You're not invited.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

It's ok I'll just invite myself anyway regardless of whether or not people have made it CRYSTAL CLEAR that I'm not wanted.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

You're going to to have to learn to fight.
You know, what with living in Mugging Central and that.
( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)