Strong man

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The amazing spinsterwomen.
Unwanted by all mankind. Marvel at her lack of pulling power.

Blah blah blah.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Spinster Women, Spinster Women, does what ever, a spinster can.
Does she have a cat ? yes she does.
Is she watching the same eppisode of eastenders twice? Yes she is.
Is she eating tuna out the can? Yup again.... 'cus she is..... the spinster women.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

: )
I'm going to be singing that all day now.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

On the upside...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

The ability to fart in bed with impunity should not be underestimated.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I'm just not sure why you appear to have a trumpet under the duvet...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Hello boys...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

yeah right
like you lot wouldn't all rush to bonk her!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

+on the head, then give her to Rapey

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I'd expect her to shave first.
Then again.
Then again.
Then use some hair removal cream
then I would buy her dinner.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Let's have a competition. I'll strikethrough Chompy's post, and everyone gets to reply with what should fill in the blanks
buy her dinner
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Let's have a competition
Who can call vipros a smug cunt quickest?

you're a smug cunt.

I win.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I was giving people the opportunity to suggest nice things!
but you just jump in assuming the worst in your habitual style.

and on my birthday as well. What a bastard, eh readers?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

That's so very convincing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I almost convinced myself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Have a wank, then give her a monkeyface

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

cry when she got up to go to the loo and then I asked the waitress if she was ok and the waitress said she had left

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)