a hundred chapter ones
and ten "act I, scene i"s to date.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How many start with something really cheesy like
"It was quiet... too quiet"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)

none of them
they are brilliantly incisive and not remotely bitter pieces of chick lit all about men and relationships.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

"It wasn't what he said it was how he said it"
"he didn't reply to my text for 2 hours, he's cheating on me"
that sort of thing?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I think it might go like this....
"There is these bloke, right, yeah', and he's like on the internet and stuff, yeah', and he goes by the name of Gonz or Pauly Pops or something like that, I donno, depends on the day, innit. Anyway, yeah', he's this geezer, yeah', and you know I quite like him, yeah', you know what, I reckon I should totally pay his mortgage and stuff, 'cus he might send me bumhole pictures, yeah', and I bet it's alright, I'd like that."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I wish internet "women" would pay my mortgage.
I'd love some more disposable income. I need to fix my roof.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I never really thought that it would be a guy sending a girl bumhole pictures, always thought it would be the other way 'round.
Times are changing, al, it's a whole new world out there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I'm hoping it's chaging
into a world where two guys can high five over a ladys back without having that awkwardness when they catch each others eyes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

One day me and you will rent out a midget, so we can be even closer than last time !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

the excitement never stops eh?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

it would have done once
but after your tender emails about him holding you in his arms last night i know that you two belong together, and i don't want to be that sort of a homewrecker.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Can I have my bumhole photos back then please?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

does
a 2 hour delay on texts mean he is cheating? christ, what does it mean if he leaves it 2 days to reply?

other than that he will shortly be wearing his balls as earrings.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Well Gaz someone chapter 1
And let them write chapter 2.

They in turn, can pass chapters 1 and 2 on to someone else.

OffTopic could have a finished book by Friday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

It would be fucking awful though, as well you know.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Your point being?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

that doesn't mean it won't get published
cf. twiglight, anything by dan brown, stephen Baxter, any celebrity's work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:34, Reply)