Oh man the boots I want on ebay
are almost at my budget already and there are still three hours left.

Oh sorry I thought the theme of the day was "post new threads about stuff that is relevant to you but probably no one else gives a shit about"

But you should all care about my boots
NO QUESTION FOR YOU!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:40, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

what are they like?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I going to choose to belive you are genuinely interested!
boot boot boots!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)

How very feminine

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I knowz right
I buy boots for walking not mincing around in screaming when it rains because your boots are suede and will ruin and then by the end of the night you can't walk because they have reshaped your toes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

pretty shoe hater.
I want a pair of New Rocks but I think I'm too little for them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Only because in heels I am over 6' and this makes me sad
so I don't wear them
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'm 5'10" in heels
but Wiggy is 6'3" so he can still see over my head
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Nothing wrong with that, surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

all my friends are fucking short
I tower above them and I don't like it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

To be fair
EP is actually travel size.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

She means 6' in diameter

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

*cries*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

They're too scary to be FMBs

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

more FYBs

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

GOTH!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

comfy comfy boots!
and I hate you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

They're even called Motorcycle Boots - Goth/Gothic
You don't own a motorcycle, and are not a goth. If you wear them you will be LYING. LIE BOOTS!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

In all fairness I could own a motocycle that you don't know about
And newrock just call them part of the motocycle collection, I don't think it's fair to go by want the idiots on ebay call things
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

No, you could not.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Why couldn't I?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Because you'd rub it in that you had a motorbike and I didn't

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I can half ride
but I am so convinced I will break myself totally I never got my full license :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I've ridden a motorbike on private land
Was fun, but I just know I'd get nailed by some daft bint in an Audi...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I would aim for you
Then claim ou pulled out in front of me and get you to pay for the damage
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I hate you so much
So much that it almost goes full circle into love. Almost.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I don't hate you
You don't warrent any emotion
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

LIES
Proof
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

oh yeah because I'd never lie on the internet

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

In your LIE BOOTS

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I DON'T HAVE THEM YET

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I went ebay mad last night
:(

one thing I really want is a gorgeous black silk top, but I reckon it's going to go well out of my price-range
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I find it so hard to stick to my budget
Which is why I'd never go to a live auction I think I'd get carried away...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'm convincing my mother
that she would like it a lot. In the knowledge it'll be too small for her item

Edi: how to put a link in with different text?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

If you're using the 'linkify' button
Change the second instance of the URl text (that should be just before a /a tag) to what you want the text to be.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

or if you are awesome and hand type it...
(a href="actual link")what you want it to say (/a)

but with pointy brackets instead of ( )
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Yep

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Thank you both

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

there's an easier way
hit 'preview' instead of posting, and edit the second URL bit. It saves you typing that code nonsense
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

.
breasts.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I'm waiting for an armchair
I bought in a charity shop, to be delivered. They haven't called and I can't remember which charity shop it was
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

You got screwed over by a charity shop.
that's brilliant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

it happened to a friend once
He was conned into buying a golf club in a charity shop. He couldn't turn them down as it was being filmed :( They are ruthless round here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Get some German para boots.
Much more feminine. And comfier.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I wore them exclusively* for about 10 years
I had the rare brown ones. Marvellous they were.


*I ALSO WORE CLOTHES TOO!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAH


TGB: those boots are a bit wrong. Why not just get some proper biker boots instead of those silly 'fashion' ones?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

fine find me some boots that you approve of
for under 50 squid.

Because I've been looking for fucking months and these are the only ones that I have liked so far and currently I hate everyone and will punch someone at my work in the face shortly
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Some people may pay money for that amount of violence.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

You'll need to double your budget.
Or buy shit boots and be DEAD TO ME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

dead to you it is

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

FINE.
Why I am I talking to the DEAD?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

because you are on MASSIVE DRUGS

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Never seen the brown ones. I wore them for years too, I picked most up at tat stalls at festivals.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

mine were from a dodgy looking department store
with a weird little area/shop/stall thing full of army surplus
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Army surplus stores do seem to be staffed by strange people.
I'm sure a lot are fronts for the BNP, and other Nazi types.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

they are a weird meeting place of
BNP and hippies
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

That's me in a nutshell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

hazelnut bastard

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

If I didn't like my current sig so much that would be my new one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

it was a mishearing at the ice cream place
I think hazelnut bastard is a supervillain. Especially dangerous to nut allergists. His line is "anaphalact this!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Am I you Monty?
I too have tickets for Gong and Motorhead. And wore para boots. And waffle on about nonsense mainly.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I think you may be.
Do you know my mum? Is she also your mum?

That would be the clincher, I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Ha.
Your mum.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Oi!
That's our mum you're talking about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

She won't mind.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

More importantly for everyone
I have three pairs of shoes that are supposed to arrive today, none have. I go to Newcastle tomorrow morning. One of you is going to have to pick them up and (hand) deliver them to me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Seeing as it's you, Moaty, I'll do it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

t b
t b
( broadsword, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)