That dance wasn't as safe as they made it out to be

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If you don't dance
Then you're no friend of mine.
( WormuIus, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Dancing makes me envy cripples

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

This song can make even cripples get up and dance.
If you believe Glee, that is.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

That was a dream sequence

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I know
That episode was crap. Needs moar Finn.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

See I associate it with
Scrubs when Turk is singing it.

Monty Comment: Scrubs sucks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

It sucks now.
Used to be really good.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I'd never use ghastly American 'teen-speak' like 'sucks'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

that's because you suck

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

contrary to the laws of physics
he also blows at the same time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Your parents don't think so.
Don't worry - I told them, ‘I don’t care what you say, there’s no way Wiggy’s been having bareback sex with a string of sweaty Turkish men behind Kitty’s back for years. No way’
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I hate you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I believe Glee is appalling shite. Will that do?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Owh
Alright then. But just this once.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Thanks!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Monty in "being wrong about sutff on the internet" shocker
I immediately thought of Glee when the Safety Dance was mentioned. Apparently there have been protests about the guy who plays the aforementioned cripple not being an actual leg-mong. If they were going to complain about something, I'd have thought a better target would be the sequence where they cover Van Halen's "Jump" and everyone is bouncing on giant beds apart from him, who's sat at the back in a wheelchair holding a sign saying "JUMP"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I don't think i'm in Glees target-demographic-focusgroup-zeitgeist-thingamy-bob

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Glad to hear it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I completed one of those computer games last night
and the end song was "Space Oddity" by Bowie. After about 10 seconds I thought of you and I had to turn it off.

You have ruined Bowie for me.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Someone called my vagina labyrinth at the pub the other day,
And one of my friends asked if that means that David Bowie was in the centre of it.
All I could think about was Monty.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I get what you're trying to say, and yes, OK, I will.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Erm,
What am I trying to say?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I think we both know.
Stop fighting it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You two will make such a great couple
she's all about getting cock from strangers, you're all about taking MASSIVE DRUGS and lying on your bedroom floor crying for your departed cat.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

They don't come much stranger than me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Why, do you make a noise like a shitting dog?
Is your ejaculate multi-coloured and extremely bouncy?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

It's far, far worse than either of them.
I make a face like 'Andi' Peters being circumcised with an angle grinder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I once heard a beautiful rumour
That Andi Peters and Tony Hart were lovers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I shall be passing this on as FACT within the hour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Drug-fuelled threesomes with Mr Bennett were the norm.
That's what I heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

In the broom cupboard?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Flubber!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Exactamundo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

There's more to me than that al.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Ignore him, darling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Yeah, I realise you think you're all "multi-faceted" and "out there"
but actually, all you're about is putting teasing photos of your barely tethered vagina on the internet in an effort get cock from strangers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Al, you've got me all wrong.
I don't need to get cock from strangers, when I can get it easier from people I already know if I so wished.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

He meant
'getting cock from The Stranglers'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Eeek
Bit old for me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I should say so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

That's quite disturbing
although appropriate for anyone who considers Monty to be a c{ensored for work purposes}
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

My work is done.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)