Unrelated:
last weekend I was watching Cbeebies with my daughter ('Big Cook, Little Cook' to be specific) when it occurred to me that 'Little Cook' was being played by Wookiee in a bad wig:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:00, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

apparently with jizz on his face

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I cracked up when I saw that pic - file entiled 'Cookakke'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

That's how I roll.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

he should have read your sausage book
Because I think he's been looking at the wrong type
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

How interesting.
He was left on his own in the flat last weekend...
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

He said he was glad not to have you around
I said he was a fool for suggesting that hanging around with such an awesome lady could be anything other than time brilliantly spent.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I would say you're being naughty,
but he did actually tell me before I went it would be nice not to have me or his landlord there.
How's my BFF today?
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I've got a cold Clendrix.
I think it's serious. I fear I may be dying. I think mrs al needs to cook me dinner and then stroke my forehead while I recline on the sofa and watch hollyoaks.

EDIT - How rude of me, How are you? Are you adjusting to life without canvas?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Wait...what?
This doesn't already happen every night?
YOU'RE DOING MARRIAGE WRONG!
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I NO RITE!
That's what I told her, but she just punched me in the face and told me to get back in the kitchen
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)