Pole dancing
I do it and I teach it and I'm prepared to defend it to people who call us sluts and say that we're only doing it for attention. I also strongly disagree with people who think that we're doing it for a twisted female empowerment.

Some people just do things because they're fun. I'm one of those people.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:01, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

afternoon dear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

hello! I'm well busy so I'm flitting in and out

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

fair enough
I should be busy, but am having motivation issues
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I'm super motivated
Not towards work, but towards cupcakery shenanigans. We stalked the cupcake place on Saturday and it was a bit rubbish, so we're going to pwn them. I just need to do a dickload of research now to try and work out potential costs and profits and all that shiznit so the bank don't laugh at me when I ask for money.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

that's cool
I'm very interested to see how it turns out.

got to keep that yacht provisioned somehow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

The plan is:
1. cupcake shop
2. 10 cupcake shops
3. Corset shop
4. 10 corset shops
5. Pole studio
6. 10 pole studios
7. PROFIT
8. Yacht.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

hmmm
that seems like it will take some time, and considering I have already booked my wedding there may be problems....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Rome wasn't built in a day Vipros!
And Duncan Bannatyne didn't make his first million until he was 30 odd. That's what I'm basing all my hopes and dreams around.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

ok, well, I'll be waiting
I may have got more attached to Mrs V by then though, so she might have to come too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

shut up about teh pole dancing already
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DO YOU TALK ABOUT NOTHING ELSE?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Miaow

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

it is the 'Kitty' part of her/his name which has set me off
Fuck Off Cats
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Nice first impression
I dislike you.

EDIT: Sorry Wormulus, I know you said no haters be hatin'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

spin on my pole

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

don't worry
it's probably Bert
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

yeah that's what I figured
or someone equally lame.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I think so too

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)

you're a good judge of character.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Thanks, I like you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

b3ta.com/board/8739047
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

how very interesting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

others:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post818820#post818823
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post404013#post404529
b3ta.com/talk/6913611
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Seems like a pretty good case for the prosecution

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Hello Bert
Fuck Off Berts
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

hmmm.
We need Roota's investigative skills
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

ahhh that's a coincidence
Detective Chompy is on the case!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

ha
officesmirk
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Oi you, are you coming to Muse on the 4th?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Yes. Yes I am!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

See you there!
Or not. LCCC is pretty big. This is my 6th time or something. Oh I was young and obsessed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Awesome
I've only seen them at Leeds, although they were brilliant. I just hope they don't play all their new stuff, it kind of blows.

If you gaz me your number I'll text you when I get there and see if we're nearby
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Their new stuff is shit, but they've started playing Cave live which is fucking fantastic
I've barely listened to Inquisition or whatever the new one's called. Before this would be unthinkable, I used to know all of their studio tracks in order.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Their last album was utter toss
Who do they think they are, Queen?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I liked them better when they thought they were Radiohead.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

me too
I saw them just before or after Black Holes and Revelations came out and they were awesome, because the songs weren't all the same and full of hand-clapping
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Surely the slut / female empowerment element is only an issue
if you're taking your clothes off at the same time?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

yeah I don't do that, although we do have to do it in shorts and a vest
because you need the skin of your arms and legs, although it's not necessary to do it in thigh high leathers or massive plastic shoes and a tiny glittery bikini.

Some women say they're doing it because it's empowering, but that's silly. If you're doing something for a man, even if it is to 'teach him a lesson' then that's not feminism. Feminism is about doing what you want.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Yeah, but you could go jogging in shorts and a vest, and nobody would call you a slut
As for empowerment, the only "lesson" you're going to teach a man that way is a lesson in what your tits look like.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

exactly, men want to see the boobs so you're not teaching them anything by showing them your boobs
I do think that if men are silly enough to pay a woman just to flash at them then the woman should feel free to take that money.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Not really
Look at Dita von Teese - takes her clothes off for money and I doubt she's widely considered a slag.
(berk, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

That girl is one hot thing.
Bit of a butterface though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

naa, I quite like her face
on another note: my mate's new gf looks quite a lot like Zooey Deschanel. I only realised while watching Almost Famous the other day.

He's a lucky chap.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Oh man I'm going to kill your friend and steal his girlfriend's skin
I would kill to look like that :(

Also, Almost Famous is fantastic.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

when I told mrs V
I kept quiet about how much I totally fancy Zooey Deschanel.

Almost Famous is excellent. It is one of my very favourite films.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I loved her in Weeds
crazy bint. And in the Yes Man. She has a band called She and Him, I was hoping it would be like her band in the Yes Man but it's not.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

yeah she is great in that
I like her in Hitchhiker's guide too. she seems lovely.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

she's also not an icon for women's rights

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

We need a happy medium between Germaine Greer and Dita Von Teese

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I'd rather look like her than Germaine Greer, though
EDIT - mindpiss!
(berk, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

haha why don't we know any other feminists?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Emmeline Pankhurst?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Gloria Steinem?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Ginger Spice?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I bet you're a closet feminist

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I'm not even closeted.
I am a feminist but also a pragmatist.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I want equality for the sexes
Does that make me a feminist? Because there are some instances where it's men who are treated less fairly on account of being men (think how fathers are treated in child custody battles).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I can't decide
I agree with feminism to the point that we should get equal pay and opportunities, but feminism has ruined chivalry. Women need to realise that they're not as physically strong as men, so they can't do exactly the same things, like women in the army for example.

I agree with the custody thing, the mother shouldn't always get first refusal and the odds shouldn't be stacked against fathers who want to take an active role in their kids' lives.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I still act chivalrous
And if the recipient of my chivalrous deed gets pissy with me, I'll shout in their face until they cry.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

the other day a pleasant young lady was telling me that I should be trying to say "wallop" while belching
THIS IS WHAT FEMINISM HAS BROUGHT US TO!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Whilst I don't mind girls farting and belching
I'd much prefer if they didn't, and did a small curtsy and blush after I hold the door open for them.

Mind you, there's something to be said for a girl who's forward enough to demand a damn good fucking.
the 'something to be said' is it doesn't fucking happen...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I went out with a girl last week who, in the restaurant,
loudly declared "I'm so full I'm going to have to go for a shit before the next course". I visibly recoiled.

She also told stories of the time she got locked out and had a shit in the front yard and blamed the dog. She was then getting her tits out at the table. I actually left early because of her.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

She sounds like a 'ladette'
I don't like ladettes. I want my women ladylike in the drawing room, and succubus-like in the bedroom.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

sounds like a peasant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Just because you've handed in your penis
Doesn't mean everyone else has.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

If it was a bloke it would still be nasty
That's equality.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:27, Reply)

oh yeah
I wouldn't win any pub quizzes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

One of my philosophy professors is a feminist
Saw her nips once.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

An attention-courting nobody.

( WormuIus, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

That should be your sig

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I liked how you deleted your comments in the earlier discussion
because you knew I was right and you looked foolish.
( WormuIus, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Which bit?
I only edited to say that he should have researched the game rather than saying he should have played the game.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

The whole thread has vanished.

( WormuIus, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Eh? Have you got yourself on ignore or something
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post835421
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)