Hello! and Welcome back.
Nothing of note. Sexface tried to chat me up last night, it was horrific.

Why were you photographing croissants?
Sweden. Because the women are meant to be super fit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:06, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They're not
Well, I didn't see many in Gothenburg.

The only nakedness I saw at all while we were there was on a Mo Mowlam lookalike with no shame *borks*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Don't ruin my fantasy damn you!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Well, it ruined mine!
It felt only fair to share!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

In real life or on B3ta?
I was photographing croissants so I could shre the picture with my friends whenever I was feeling smug.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)

On here
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post835971

Ah, I thought maybe you were going to present Vipros with a "croissants of the world" photo collection.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

That looked like some fairly shit chatting up

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I said it was horrific.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

You were quite correct

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Pretty average by Internet standards
Internet standards being fucking deplorable.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Mind you, I've met SexFace
So I'm not at all surprised.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I've not met him
I've heard tales of him though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Same here.
Oh the tales.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

tales tails

No wait, that isn't right.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR COCK-GAZ

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Don't give him ideas :/

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)

VILE!
And yes, Vipros crossed my mind when I saw the abundance of croissants.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Mine too
Hence my FB profile pic.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)

We should do this, actually.
Everytime one of us goes on holiday, take a picture of the local croissants, so that Vippers can build up a collection of exotic pastries.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I shall start next week
When I'm relaxing in Menorca.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)

And you thought I was bad.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

It was better than mine.
"You're fat"
"You're ugly"
"I only fuck pretty people, and you're not one of them."
"Get in my bed."

Is this burning? An eternak shame?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

IMO scandanavian girls are the best.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

they're too blonde for my liking
I like dark hair and pale skin
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Now who does that sound like...?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Cherie Blair?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

ha!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

my mrs for one ;-)
and my BFF
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Hoorah!
Lots of them dye their hair.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

:-D
I was remarking yesterday that my mate's new mrs looks quite a lot like Zooey Deschanel.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

The Fifth Grace!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Can you ask her hows she's doin' from me?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I will do
I haven't seen her since I realised, so need to say it from me as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

*ahem*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

and my secret lover

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUK257&q=define%3A++secret&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

touché

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

We were talking about fit girls
Cough elsewhere.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

harsh dude
harsh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

She knows I'm joking
I would never actually tell an ugly girl that she's ugly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

You tell me I'm ugly all the time and that I have a stupid face
:(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)

"I would never actually tell an ugly girl that she's ugly."

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

...... you have a stupid face?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I just complimented you
you big stupid face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I don't respond well to compliments sorry
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

awwwww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

shut up I'm well fit.
on a scale of one to fit I'm FIT.

*sobs into cheesecake*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

The sugar and fat
Makes it hurt less.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

All my previous girlfriends

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I like pale skin and redhead or blondes
Plus the accents do it for me everytime.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

*preens*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Scandinavian babies fucking RULE
If they're not gorgeous then they're fucking hilarious with giant fat faces and eyes like currants.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

This!!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)