probably a massive liar then.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I love massive liars
not the horrible little lies that ruin friendships, but the massive ones that have no motive, like "my dad's in MI6"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)

like little kids.
they come out with some fantastic whoppers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:14, Reply)

In a bag and everything.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

ooh topical

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

She told us she was friends with Mo Mowlam's nephew and that the reason she wore a wig was because
she'd been going steadily bald since her 20s and was now "completely bald".
Erm, not so...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

oh god yes
they are funny, whereas fiveskins* are just monstrously annoying people

*people who have to always have to go one better be, if I have a foresking they would have a fiveskin
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Used to live with one, what a cunt.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Pearoast
Fiveskin
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

thats it spot on!
looking forward to Menorca? bet you were happy the strike threats got sorted
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Damn right I'm looking forward to it!
Thankfully we're flying from Birmingham, which wasn't affected, but it's good that the strikes are sorted because then they'll be less people in the airport (as the other airports will still be open).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Hahah foresking beats a fiveskin, surely?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)