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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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interesting
thank you.

personally i suspect theft from an abattoir or something, in which case the LAST THING i want to do is send them back there... eek.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Sending bovines back to impending doom - not many of us get to do that at work. Impressive.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)
oh don't don't don't don't don't, you'll make me cry
i really hope i'm wrong. but who else other than misguided animal lovers would just dump a load of livestock into a random field??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)
arm the cows
Cows with guns
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)
and horses
i like cows well enough, but i wouldn't cry over them i don't think. but horses.... who could kill/eat horses?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)
me
and the French
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)
And me. No fucking problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:56, Reply)
me. Had horse meat a few times. Delicious. Particularly rare. Yum yum.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)
now that's some
unbridled opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)
reign it in

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
hell no. This is a forum for the unfetttered

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Neigh it isn't

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)
it is saddled with that image

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)
that's a bit over the top

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)
don't be so blinkered

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)
I think you're missing the mane point here

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)
mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)
it covered my mane point

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)
look at you all jockeying to post on this tangent.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)
it's like we're all emotionally un-stable

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)
you've got to hand it to us...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)
These puns are withering my soul.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
that comes as quite a (s)hock

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
what a sorry tail

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
hay now. stop that.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)
or what? We'll get hoofed out?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)
they'll have to get over some hurdles to get rid of me.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)
they'll have you on the first equestrain
out of here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)
tenuous but allowed on this occasion, one more like that could be the last straw

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I could dressage it up
as something better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
do you have to saddle me with that?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
repetition

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Correct. I failed at the final jump.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I think cougar is outflanking us

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
You all need to stop flogging this dead horse

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I've been chomping at the bit for this for ages.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)
I don't think
it will last furlong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)
it will if we whip you in to shape

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)
sounds like a bit of a 'mare

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)
will nothing keep you at bay?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I pity the foal
who tries to stop me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)
she's taking us for a ride.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)
we'd better be bucking the trend, then.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)
it's like I've stud-ied for this

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)
I can't(er)!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Right, stop horsing around, the lot of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)
it is getting a little tack-y

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)
oof. I'd have ba(i)led ...

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Has this thread stalled? Are you all just mule-ing over more horse puns?

(Cave Duck, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)
trying to find the (don)key for a new joke
but may risk looking an ass
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)
what ever you do
tread care-filly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I'll sire no more puns then
we've got a fair crop already
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)
the last few
were a bit pony
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)
I'm sure we can hack a few more in
before galloping off to the pub
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Which pub? One in Shetland?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)
The Jolly Ostler, maybe.
Plenty of pure-bre(we)d ales there
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)
the beer there tastes of sugar(lumps)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:13, Reply)
perhaps I couple more lame ones
before people eqwhine about the narrow posts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)
You might get a shoe-ing for that

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Shire-ly not

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)
I agree, proceed Ginger (McCain) ly

(Cave Duck, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Yes it has started to Detorri-orate

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)
You could sell some of your puns to professional comedians
That would be a whole Newmarket for you to move into.
(Cave Duck, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Better make you get off a-scot free if you nick any from here though.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:17, Reply)
they ain't-ree
that good
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:17, Reply)
time for a glass of (red) rum i think

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)
you can't have it each way
though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)
expertly placed, there

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:22, Reply)
exacta-ly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:23, Reply)
I'm not tote-aly sure what you mean?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)
what were the odds of that happening?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)
well, there was a lot
at stake
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)
depends upon what's on the St Le(d)ger really.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)
want a bet?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)
that pun was always on the book(ie)s

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:26, Reply)
it was a sure thing

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:28, Reply)
you could have easily forecast it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:31, Reply)
I wouldn't want to
stirrup more trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)
I might have to hunt you down for that one

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)
that would be a drag

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)
You paddock

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Aintrees lovely, particularly oaks.

(Cave Duck, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)
not many (dessert) orchids growing there though

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:19, Reply)
I would
But I've never been given the chance.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Most the civilised world.
Pigs are more intelligent, you don't cry over them.

/you probably do.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)
yes i do
i am hopelessly soft about animals.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)
I like this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Gypsies may have - particularly horses.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

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