As a consequence of himjim's thread
You know when people leave their bodies to medical science or whatever? I'm going to leave mine to an old folk's home, with instructions to stuff and mount it about the mantlepiece in a zombie-like attitude. I figure I'd at least die with a smile on my face.

How would you screw with peoples heads from beyone the grave?


Alt Q: Beer festival or pub crawl?
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:28, 62 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm doing it already.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

The funny thing is, if you leave you body to medical science it will probably just get cremated
Unless you have something really wrong with you they aren't interested. There are far more corpses than could possibly be used.
( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Don't the lab technicians fuck them first?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Sir Jimmy Savile OBE does

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Surgery students get one body between to of them to have a play around with.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

And if you've been to a Med Student party, you should be very very afraid...
I'm not letting medical students anywhere near my body. Even if I'm dead.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I've no problems with that.
I'll probably get more action after I'm dead than I do now.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Since Mrs Moose is not a med student, if I got that sort of action from a med student now, I probably would end up dead.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

My dead nana remembered people tying string to a dead man's willy and making it dance

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I'm guessing you take after your nana.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

No man
This nana was well hard.
She knocked people out with one punch. On her list of victims was a paedo and a nun though, so it's ok.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Same person?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Nope

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I can't imagine putting my willy in a corpse, no matter how sexy it is.
Maybe if you cut out the fanny and groin and put it in the microwave first, that might be better.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Oh no, it would go all soggy and flaccid
like a bread roll, and somewhere in the middle you find that bit that always goes hard and crunchy for some reason.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

not many unis still do that as far as I know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I got a corpse to work from
and I did a Drawing and Fine Art degree.
( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

acquiring them for yourself doesn't count

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Prior to clog-popping I want to write out loads of postcards from around the world...
...and have them sent posthumously with the words 'wish you were here.'
Alt Q - Pub Crawl - Beer festivals are always full of fifty year old Iron Maiden fans with sick-filled beards wearing Triumph Bonneville t-shirts.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I want my friends to change my facebook status to "is dead"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I would like
Here lies "my name"

decomposing
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I want mine to change mine every now and then
saying things like "is very very hot and in pain"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

"is wiv da anglez"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)

ok if you go first, I'll update you status intermittently
and if I go first you can do mine
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

deal

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

And if you both die in a freak yacht explosion?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

we will haunt you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Y'know what'd be worse than two ghosts of friends doing poltergeist-y things?
Two ghosts of friends fucking just above your left ear, constantly, and for the rest of your troubled existence.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Rock salt and iron.
Problem solved.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Will you help me ward them off?
You clearly know more about this than I do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Rock (music), salt and iron (maiden)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

If I play loud rock music
Won't you hang around more?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

no....that seems very unlikely....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Good
Because I like loud rock music, and don't want you peering over my shoulder all the time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

all the more reason to make sure nothing happens

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

better make sure nothing happens to us then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I'll start now:
Make sure your yacht doesn't blow up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

thanks for the tip

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

And that your head doesn't get taken off by a stray car tyre

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Freddie Mercury's most recent single?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

*applause*
Glad to see this on 'popular' where it surely belongs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

This
www.geekologie.com/2010/04/a_real_ghost_rider_dead_puerto.php

Only in some sweet leathers, on my future Ducati Streetfighter with Highway to Hell playing in the background.

I've just painted my nails fire engine red. They've never been this bright before and it's mega distracting. I look proper pin-up though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

That's creepy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Not really,
I've only done it to go with the dress I'm wearing tonight.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Stop taking my punchlines from me bitch

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Good choice of death-bike/pedestal.
You have my (worthless) approval.
(R0SS, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Pub crawl, beer festivals are full of shit drinks and shitter people

( broadsword, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Beer Festival
As the last two pub crawls I've been on didn't end very well for me. Unlike the last two beer festivals, which ended splendidly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I know some people dont like the Mighty Boosh
But I would quite like to copy Howard Moon and throw a mug at someone.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Quite to look???
What the fuck are you on about?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I may need to do some editing. Sorry I am mashed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Would you like a Baileys?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

and possibly a sit down yes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Beer festivals aren't my cup of tea at all, too many Pratchett-botherers.
But then neither are pub crawls - why get up and leave a pub when you're settled in? Makes no sense to me.

Go somewhere good, stay there, then go home. What's wrong with that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Stay put?
I am starting to think you are not a coke fiend at all.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

It doesn't have the same effect on me as it does on many people
It makes me quiet, introverted and rather withdrawn. The 'mindless blathering' that it seems to engender in some people irritates the hell out of me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I saw that.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG PLEASE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I find myself agreeing with every word you just said. Is it a full moon or something?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I hate pub crawls.
I stopped participating about three years ago.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Ooh! I know the answer to this one.
"By staring at passers by with my decapitated head held in my hands."

I came across this idea a while ago, and if I ever get to the stage of committing suicide, this is how I shall do it:

Go up on a roof, armed with glue, poles and a rope the height of the building less a few feet.
Tie the rope to something sturdy, and also to your feet.
Arrange a chainsaw or something, I don't know (the original poster had wire but you'd have to try really hard to get that to work) at the edge of the roof at neck height.
Glue your palms, then reach under the sharp thing and hold the sides of your face.

And finally, hurl yourself through your head-remover and off the edge, ending up dangled at head height with your severed noggin clasped in your hands and staring at passers by. Paint your face for bonus points.

Alt Q: I doubt I could hurl myself off the top of a tent to the same effect, so pub crawl I guess.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)