In ireland Pizza Express isn't called Pizza Express
It's called Milano. That makes it seem much posher when you go and order chicken and chips.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

my mates old man always orders a fucking omelette from the chinese
i dont get it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

It's like people ordering fish and chips from the indian.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

fucking madness
cunt'll get beef and mushrooms an all. fuck me even i can rustle up that shit indoors and im utter wank at cooking
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

It's hard to ruin an omelette really
since all it is is mushed up eggs in a pan until cooked.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

you'd think that, yer

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I used to get omelettes in the chinese
I don't know why either.

Hiya.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

my ex was rather partial to that fu yung bollocks
it made me fucking gag if i saw it mixing with the sweet and sour sauce on his plate
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

have you seen those chicken balls?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

SHUT UP

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

GAY.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

big puffs of fucking batter and air with no chicken in? yer
fuck that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

How long have they been going?
I saw some last year and was freaked out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

fuck knows
theyre like little rounds of grim innit. i fail to see where chicken is involved in the whole process but then i dont know much about shit fried in batter really

i dont like it.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I saw a dog spill its seed all over an outside cafe floor on holiday.
The thought of it is still burning my brain even now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

This has nothing to do with chicken balls but I just remembered it and thought I'd share.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

ARGH
Thanks Guv
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

It was horrible .
The randy little fucker was all over this lady dog and obviously couldn't keep it in at the point of no return. The site of a small dog spraying jizz all over the place under a table has scarred me for life.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Then he and his doggy friend
proceeded to lick the still glistening jizz from the ground. And her.


Yeeeeeuuuuch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

NO

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Yep.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Where's Jeff?
'popped to the loo' I'll be bound.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I'm with you on that one.
I only tried that Fo Young stuff once, but it was a complete and utter waste of time, might as well not bother to begin with.

They do a japanese omelette thing, but it's a filling for sushi, that's quite nice, it's sweet and cheap, but I wouldn't order it as a dish, just as a filler maybe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

chinese fud is full of fillers
id just rather mine werent a slab of fucking fried egg. grim times
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

oh man i totally like the kung pao chicken with the bamboo and shit ton of veg and a bit of chicken
shit son and some summer rolls from the thai place
where dem thai girls be at yeah?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Nowt wrong with an omlette, just depends on the context.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

My aunt's Japanese
whenever we see her she sends us away with large mixed bags of sushi and other little bits that she's made including these rice things wrapped in a kind of ever-so-slightly sweet omelette, fucking delicious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Your aunt's Japanese what?

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:18, Reply)