I'm sorry
I'll name it after you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's so easy to not get pregnant nowadays.
I wonder why more people aren't doing it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:32, Reply)

If you jump up and down afterwards you don't get in calf mode.
Apparently.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:34, Reply)

that's so bollocks
all the 'home remedies' are bollocks, the only thing that stops it is hard drugs. Or a coathanger at a later date. Or my probably entirely uninhabitable womb.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Drinking vinegar also works.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:43, Reply)

or hot gin apparently

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I'm pretty sure drinking gin just makes it come out all spakky
rather than getting rid entirely.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I read that as "sparkly"
and thought that would be incredible.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

haha and that's how twilight babies are born!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

you're just trying to see what I'll do aren't you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Keeping your pants on too.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I try that
but Wiggy invokes boyfriend privileges if I hold out for too long.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Do you sigh and roll your eyes and say "if we must"
then tut and keep glancing at your watch during the entire sordid business?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I enjoy it really, it's the only time I really get to read.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Actually, I do think that the vitamin C thing works

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Vitamin C kills babies?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Vitamin C is ascorbic acid
It can make the vagina hostile to sperm.
There were claims that if taken VERY early for a few days after sperm has met egg, that it can make it all reject and not turn into a you-know-waht, but some experts have said that is rubbish.
Some hippy-types shove one up there before sex, but imagine if you accidently used an effervescent one...
No harm in taking a vitamin C overdose for a few days if you ask me.
You need all the help you can get, The pill can fail, Levonelle can fail, and Wiggy's sperm can win.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

It's stoner sperm
I think it's pretty lazy as it is, but yeah I know 2 women who've had kids whilst on the pill, nothing works like celibacy.

I have this feeling that when I do actually want to try for kids I won't be able to, not sure why. I think my womb is hostile.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

To answer your question,
I went to a house party in Camden, the place was a closed down pub with a bar and PA system and pool table roof terrace and everything. It was good fun then sunday cooked a fryup for 10 people, and decided to either go on a friends boat on the thames or go to notting hill.
I did neither and spent 6 hours in the pub and had roast pork.

Monday I did fuck all except watch TV and play computer games. Oh and I Liked one of your things on facebook and felt dirty.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I would have gone on the boat.
I saw that you liked it and it just looked odd and wrong. I'm glad you liked it though, it makes me feel all shit and dull inside.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

If I'd gone on the boat I would have had to go to Tottenham hill
rather than the pub 100m away on Camden high street.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I'm not a natural pub dweller
It just seems like a waste of money to sit in a pub drinking when I'd rather be sitting at home drinking coffee in my werewolf slippers.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I like my friends though.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

ahh that's where we differ
I hate your friends.

Except that fit one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Ha, she's not even the fittest.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

and yet it doesn't benefit you in the slightest.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

It should be the goal of every man to surround himself with beautiful women.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

but surely it's pointless if they're all just friends?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

friends laughing at him
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

You don't have to shag people to enjoy their company.
Try keeping your legs closed next time you meet someone and you may find out.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Quite a few of my male friends are hot
but I only have eyes (and legs) for Wiggy. *dreamy sigh*

What I meant was, it shouldn't matter how attractive your friends are if you're only going to enjoy their company, not 'enjoy their company'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

oh lord
that's my view too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

yay
we can be old and miserable together.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)