Awwwww
Are they off to big school?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No - that was last year.
They'll be year 8s.
Nugget #1 has a new blazer to fit a 15yr old that his father purchased and it's TOO SMALL! Huge in the body but too short in the arms. I laughed a lot when he tried it on this morning as he's got giant hands and skinny arms, skinny body, skinny legs, giant feet.
My son is a human Labrador puppy.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I was in year 8 ten years ago
That's just depressing
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

You're depressed?!
I was teaching back then and before I had them...I could have been your teacher.

Crumbs.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I bet you would have been the inappropriate kind.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Me?
I did once narrowly avoid propositioning the head boy when I was teaching in a senior school - I thought he was one of the gardeners and he was only about five years younger than me at the time.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

No chance
My teachers were all bitches. I look through female teachers I've had through school, and I've liked 2 of them. The only other one I liked was the Deputy Head at my High School, she was pretty ace.

The rest of them were shitbags, so I'm certain you weren't one, haha.

Then again, this happened at my school, so who knows?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I thought that said "I've killed two of them"
I was all o_O
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Nahh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

My mother, sister and I were discussing marriage last night
My mum was around my age when she got together with my dad, and my sister's age when they married.

FUCK
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

My mum and dad had already had my sister when they were my age

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I've had your sister

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I like this

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

SETTLE DOWN AND START BREEDING NAOW

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I was only
twelve when I had the boys*



*may contain lies
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I can believe this : o

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

She was a dreadful slut when she started secondary school

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I love the word slut
It sounds great. Seriously, I do like the way it sounds - not the meaning, obviously.
Makes me think of a paper yogurt carton filled to the top and knocked by someone so some 'sluts' out onto the table.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I love you.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Size?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Oi!
I'll have you know I'm a size 8/10 in the USA. I have the trousers to prove it.

And I'm still smaller than the average UK woman, apparently.
Anymore of that lip and I'll sit on you when I see you next.
Erm...that doesn't sound the way I meant it to sound....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Well, looks like my job is to be sat on by b3ta women
For some reason, this doesn't bother me too much!

Also, I'll say it to you as you're here, I've lost weight now! I can wear 32" jeans again, it's awesome!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I prefer US sizes as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

My mother was married by my age
now that's a scary thought. They didn't have children for another ten years thankfully
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)