I've already eaten my lunch today
I'm going to have to go to the shop later.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:16, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hurrah!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I might have a ginsters slice

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

what flavour?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

ALL THE FLAVOURS

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

CURRY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I like the steak one best
but that's like saying I like to eat chunky shit best of all the other types of shit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I have eaten the occasional steak one. Don't tell anyone though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I find that the spicy chicken ones is least offensive
and seems most like actual food. good for a hangover too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

It has chicken in it
the chicken in those kind of things is the most offensively produced chicken there is. I'm not massively into animal rights, I don't really think they have any, but you shouldn't be cruel to them just to save a few quid and I find the concept of mass produced chicken to be really unpleasant, as well as tasting like nothing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Now tell him you don't think you can be his friend any more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I don't care that much

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I think you do. Burn him!
Actually watching Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's chicken programme was really offputting. Now whenever I see cheap chicken in Sainsbury's it revolts me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

What annoyed me most about that program
was the spastic chav woman saying "I can't afford to buy normal chicken at five pounds each, I have to buy two for a fiver" and Hugh trying to convince her to spend the extra money on happy chickens when surely the most obvious response is "You don't need two fucking chickens, just buy one and eat more vegetables"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

She was a hideous fat lump.
But she's my mum so I love her all the same.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

this is true
animal rights are as low down on my agenda as it is possible to get, but battery chickens just seem like un-necessary cruelty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Unnecessary hyphen, and all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I was talking about the taste, but you probably realise that.
mass produced chicken is unnecessarily cruel indeed. I disapprove of how they treat pigs and stuff in Europe too, so no Danish bacon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I get my bacon from the local butcher
it's bloody gorgeous. I like bacon
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

just had bacon
local bacon and all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I'm jealous.
Of you for having bacon, and of the bacon for being in your mouth.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

it di(gest)ed happy

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

HAHA!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I love bacon
what I find most ridiculous about the badly treated animals is that they don't taste good, or as you pointed out, of anything. Or they shrivel up to nothing when cooked.

it's shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Did you see Hestons programme on how much water you can pump into a chicken breasts
you can literally double the size and weight of it and it all just steams out when you cook it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I did not see that
it doesn't surprise me though.

I mostly use chicken thighs these days unless the recipe specifically calls for a whole breast. Tastier and cheaper.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I would
but mrs al says they are too fatty. I personally don't get this, but she's all about the healthy eating.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I've found that it is possible to remove the fat from them
the extra tastiness and extra cheapness more than makes up for the extra effort required to remove the fatty bits
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

They have double the taste of breast, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I was talking qualitatively
not quantitatively.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Proper chicken
has about half the fat of cheap ones, so Mrs Al would be OK with thighs if the meat is free range.

FACT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

YAY

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Oh you filthy self-promoter, you...
Where will it end, Al?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

See below
I'm talking about my new curtains.

They are brown.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Two years ago me and mrs al bought some curtains
with the intention of sewing rings into them, but never got round to it. Last week I realised we could just put hooks on the back and use the rings that come with curtain poles so last night I did that and we finally have curtains that stop the light coming into our bedroom.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

resist the urge to get shutters. I took the end of my finger off putting them up. Two weeks after putting them up one half fell down and smashed through a glass coffee table.

This could be due to my magnificent lack of D.I.Y skills.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

So you're a spectacular spaz in real life as well as online. Interesting.
I already have blinds, they give no indication that they will hurt me or fall off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I'm very good at the drums and working with children. I also draw a mean picture too. Apart from that I am pretty much useless.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

work interfer
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

you have a child you horrible old bastard!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

which is why he dislikes nonces like you

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

great answer here

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

cheers then
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Sex in the dark FTW!

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Nobody wants to se me naked.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

You can be seen from space.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Join the club : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I'd be happy to see you naked
if that's any consolation.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

It is.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)