b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 847963 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1

« Go Back | Popular

Consumer delights

When it comes to buying stuff I am usually the guy who buys something in shop A only to see it 20% cheaper in shop B a little while later. Yesterday however I got lucky. I ordered a new telly from Richer Sounds but when I picked it up and took it home it was the wrong one. They had given me the next model up and it is a hell of a lot swankier.

What brucie bonuses have you picked up unexpectedly?

Alt Q: If they work it out do I have to give it back?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:58, 185 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Keep the telly
Richer sounds rock in the world of bargain 'leccy goods.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Honestly really pleased. I know it's only a telly but I properly lucked out on this one. And they still do free lolly pops in there.

Went for a beer afterwards in Alibi, I do love Whiteladies Road on a sunny afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
So you're a racist as well as a nonce, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Dude I'm black!

and a homosexual
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I've never seen a black man
With a ginger bird.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

When I hook up with Nicola Roberts I will give you a call

disclaimer - BobbyChomp may not be black. A homosexual, possibly, black maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Is she the one from Gurls Allowed?
How low do you set your sights? She'd be the last one I'd go for.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Yeah, she is fecking lovely. And I love the scouse accent.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)
oh jeff.....
would you like to?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4jtrWx-rjk
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
You've got too much time on your hands.
Either that, or you are either a black man or a ginger bird.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
i had this inflicted on me by a mate.
it is now my intention to share the horror far and wide.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)
I bought a cardigan
and my brother paid for it. Excellent news
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)
There was a post like this a few weeks ago
Someone mistakenly received a better iPad than they were expecting. I think the shop did notice in the end and they did call. I don't know if they had to return it or not.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)
bought a car & sold it at a £500 profit six months later.
Given the way this particular model depreciates it was a miracle. I spent the extra money on beer.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)
happy candle day

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)
ta

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Woahhh, your icon's on fiiiiire
/argh why did i do that that's such a shit song I may well go and die now arrghghghaf
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Ta. It isn't the best song is it?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)
It's fuckin' attrocious
Also, I either missed my candle day or it jumped. I've never had a candle :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I don't believe that for a moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)
When we were looking for a new cooker
we found a really flashy one that we loved but could nowhere near afford. We opted for a cheaper one that looked sort of like the one we loved only with less features, no LCD and about £600 cheaper. When it arrived, by some fluke we had been sent the flashy one we loved. We didn't say anything presuming that because they looked so alike we could claim ignorance. they never noticed and we love our dual fuel super cooker.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I bought two apples in Tesco yesterday and came out with about thirty quids worth of food.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)
these self service tills are a bonus for shoplifting aren't they?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Funnily enough the only time I've been nicked in there was when I used self service.
Although taking a bottle of wine out my bag, raising it and saying 'cheers' to the security guard as I walked out probaly didn't help.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Saw a homeless guy run out of the Sainsbury's in Queens Park a few weeks ago with half a case of white wine - hilarious.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Sure it wasn't Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)
I applaud that man
not the alcoholism, the balls
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)
See loads of it when I volunteer with the homeless
best one was when coppers turned up at our shelter as a flat nearby had been burgled. Only a toaster & a coat was stolen. I went & had a look and saw one of our "guests" wearing the coat and walking around trying to sell the toaster to other homeless people.

I told the police we didn't know anything about it.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)
What would a homeless man want with a toaster?
Genuine question.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)
he was off his tits on MASSIVE DRUGS so would steal anything to try & sell on

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)
That's pretty sad.
Hope you made a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)
This post will tell you more
www.b3ta.com/questions/tramps/post471722 let me know if you're interested in helping out sometime.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)
I am impressed and guilty in equal measures. Good on you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)
I love it. highlight of my year & a right laugh too - it's not all as sad as you might think

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Course he did - and got a £3.50 toaster at the same time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)
When I went to Cape Verde a couple years back
We were in a huge private all inclusive resort, and the entrance to the local beach was by shanty village type thing. We sat and watched all day as these young African kids, all about seven or eight and in rags, darted past the guards, into one of the buffet places and leg it out again with as many ham and cheese toasties and jugs of strawberry daquiri they could carry. Brilliant.
EDIT - meant for Battered's post, obv.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I only spent 3/4 of the money I took on holiday to Kos.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)
none
I had to throw away a whole eighth the other day.

I'm skint as fuck. Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)
The mouldy one?
You should have smoked it. You would have made an interesting case study.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)
if it had been radioactive or space mould then I would've done
as that is a recipe for superpowers. As it was, it was just ordinary mould, which I didn't want to smoke for fear it would seriously fuck me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)
I meant more in the vein of those Americans who found a pea shoot growing in someone's lung.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)
yeah, that sounded pretty shit
mould would be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)
fungal infection
RIGHT IN THE LUNGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)
On the plus side, your phlegm probably would make a decent raising agent in bread.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)
I hadn't considered that
the weed is probably still in the bin bag in the dustbin. I'll get it out and smoke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)
what people will do
for a spot in the 'Funny Old World' column of Private Eye
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)
I got something printed in Colemanballs before
but because my email address isn't my name, even though I put my real name at the bottom, the cheque was still made out to Tony Vipros.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Better still use it to start a home brew. Yeast\Mould what's the difference really.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Like I've said I've got loads I will happily bung you some in the post if you want dude.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)
appreciate the offer
I've got a reasonable supply at the moment though, so it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)
really man no worries
if anything changes just gaz me. I seem to be one of the only people who can get some at the mo so demand has been huge and I've managed to horde shit loads.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)
it hasn't been a problem down here for a while
which is a bit strange. Guess I know the right people.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Long may that continue.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)
You're in the right part of the country for it.
Everyone I know over there is growing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)
and if the sample I had the other week is anything to go by
they are growing some fucking good shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

My guy has been steady as a rock recently but the other people I know have been struggling so much that they are ringing me and I am only a glorified middle man really. I just take all the orders and arrange pick ups and take my cut. There were two large busts recently so I expect it normal service to resume in the next few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)
My oldest friend
has started a grow up here just last week. I invested in a previous one: £500 became £2k in 14 weeks. Magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

This is how the next three years of my uni life will be funded.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Bristol or UWE?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Neither, University of Wales Newport. I wouldn't get in to Bristol and UWE don't do a primary education degree only secondary.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)
I need investments like this.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)
large busts
TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)
i like tits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)
My wife and I are going to Tunisia in 10 days
and I will be there for my birthday. She did a whip round family and friends for my birthday present and told me we were going to the place where they filmed the Tatooine scenes in Star Wars. This week she told me we were flat broke and spent the money on the airport car park and told me that we couldn't afford the trip. Awesome I thought, there I was thinking my birthday present was going to get to go to see where they filmed Star Wars but instead I get a weeks car parking at Bristol Airport! Hows that for an unexpected bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I sense a great disturbance in the force. As if a million voices all cried out suddenly then stopped. What a shitter mate.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)
I'm trying to look on the bright side and tell myself I still get a holiday
but inside I am full of anger and rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

and we all know where that leads.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)
There are cheaper alterantives to parking at Bristol airport.
If you've not parted with any cash yet, let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)
She's done it

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Shame.
How much did that cost?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)
I have no idea, my wife doesn't allow me to have money.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)
well if it's not too close to your holiday
you should get a refund. It's just stupid spending money on airport parking
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)
^ this
my dad left his car for five weeks in Bristol while he was in Malta, and it cost him about £40 in total. There's even a shuttle service from the place to the airport
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is exactly the sort of thing I was thinking of.
And I don't even know your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)
if you went to school in Bristol
there's a chance you do
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Where did he teach/molest children?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)
only in the last six years or so
so might be out of your time-range, and one of the schools now no longer exists
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Not St Ursula's?
I assume he taught at a private school, if it's not around not many state schools have gone under in Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)
nope
the one that went under was a state school. No sixth form though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Not sure why I went all 'Poirot' then. I cannot wait to qualify and start teaching now.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)
I did go to school in Bristol
But I'd imagine your dad is a lot older than me.

Or at least, I hope he's a lot older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)
more as a teacher haha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Seeing your previous post
My school no longer exists now either.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)
It was a nominally Catholic school
Saints name and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Was it in Horfield?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)
yes I think so

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Hmm.
Well it would appear I went to this school. Over what period of time did your old man teach there?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I thought the only school in Horfield was by the Leisure centre?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)
There was St Thomas More as well.
Since demolished.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)
now become Fairfield on that site

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)
I've not been up there in years.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
As the bishop said to the actress.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)
That is awesome.
Perhaps next year you could have a fornight at the Trinity Square car park in Gateshead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)
could even fit in a long weekend at the NCP in Swindon before then
I love weekends away.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Swindon isn't your classic
'Weekend Break' destination either, so I'm sure people would enjoy that. It would be something different.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)
if Swindon's full there's always Basingstoke

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)
it's nothing to be ashamed of

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Or Dunstable.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Dunstable doesn't have a multistorey
so not really worth a visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)
Mother gave me money for food at Leeds
I decided not to eat, offered her most of the money she gave me back and she refused to take it. She also bought me £20 worth of booze.
She did lick her fingers when a bit of gin got on them, then make a big deal out of it. She's been tee-total for about 20 years :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Who the fuck eats at a festival anyway.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)
In my festival years
I would have one vegeburger a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)
at sonisphere
I ate like a lord. The pie, mash and gravy was fucking sensational.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)
I had one burger, one bacon roll
and some doritos over all four days
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I smoked a lot more weed than you though
so I had to satisfy the munchies.

with loads of meat in pastry, or in a bun, or in a large yorkshire pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)
MASSIVE DRUGS ONE-UPMANSHIP
well played, there.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)
In my day no way would you eat any meat.
Illegal unregulated festivals are not good places to dine unless you know people who live in vehicles who are attending - and even then you just get rubbish hippie slop.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)
I heard that you dined on meat non-stop when you were at festivals
pork sword, beef truncheon, tube steak...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)
The 'crusty spam javelins' were to die for.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Reading in 2007
I don't think I ate a single thing. Sleeping and eating are festival no-goes. I also blagged in for free which was good.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Excellent point.
I had meal vouchers though, so I had a fry up and two vegeburgers. Not bad going.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Richer Sounds?
Gayer Sounds, more like
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)
morning
still dull then eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)
I'm trying to coax him into being more than a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Dull or not
I'm still the closest you're ever likely to get to meeting a real superhero
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)
he's met me
and I possess superhero qualities
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

hero qualities tits *apparently*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)
I can leap tall bobtails in a single bound
and run faster than a speeding Korat

What can you do?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)
She can spell 'what', you oaf.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)
so can I, you buffoon

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Is your favourite band the EDITORS, by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)
no, it is the PEDANTIC ONLINE NOBENDS

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)
it's spelt knob
unless you meant "no bends"

which wouldn't make any sense. you idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)
knob as in door knob is spelt with a 'k'
nob as in the massive, dripping, blathering cock that you are is perfectly acceptable without the k
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)
only a retard would think that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)
dictionary.com and thefreedictionary.com disagree
www.bing.com/search?q=nob&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC

nob4
n
a variant spelling of knob [4]
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)
only a retard would search for it under the mistaken impression that anyone cares

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
you and one other person are being both pedantic and incorrect
I just thought I would help you out so that in future you could be less incorrect when incorrectly correcting people's correctness
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
you are mistakenly thinking I am doing this for any reason other than because it seems to be annoying you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)
so you're some sort of horrendous internet bully who enjoys upsetting people?
That's awful
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)
not particularly

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)
Please go away Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
if you let me hug you... etc

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)
Oh stop it Bert, just go away.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)
if you let me hug you
I'll let you put your hand in my back pocket
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Congratulations.
You have won first prize in the Most Tedious Poster award. Now fuck off to a rural part of the Sudan to claim your prize
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Does this mean I am not the cunt anymore? Cause I am getting disheartened now.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)
He won first prize. Other prizes are still up for grabs

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I think the salesman took a shine to me, it must have been my short shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)
This was you shopping for the TV AICMFP

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

looks like Jamie Oliver a bit

*here's a fiver*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Jamie Oliver is much fatter than this

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

So am I!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)
Since I don't think anyone else has answered
No, I'm sure you don't have to give it back. You picked it up, right? transaction is complete when you leave the shop. It's in a box so you didn't know it was wrong. Their problem, as far as I'm aware.

Nice work. Perhaps the £xxxxx of vandamme surround speaker cable I'm waiting for from Amazon will also turn out to accidentally be a 50" Panasonic Plasma TV, eh? That'd be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Good because they have a blu ray player I want and also some surround sound stuff I know little about.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)
What TV did you get?
I was looking at Richer Sounds too.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I ordered the Samsung Leb32b450, they gave me the Samsung Leb32b530

heres a link to the page. www.richersounds.com/products/home-cinema/lcd-and-plasma/lcd-tv
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)
that's the one I've got
it's a really good tv. I'd recommend it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

It's great I very much enjoyed shooting baddies in the face in HD until the early hours of the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
very good

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

28 going on 11
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

going perving
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

These rumours will not assist me with getting my teaching degree!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)
you could always join the Catholic church

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I am a Catholic, lapsed but in their fucking records nonetheless!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Nice!
I got the 50" TX from play yesterday. Second most expensive thing I've ever bought!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I like taking it all out of the packaging and admiring my purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)
Can't wait!
Tomorrow :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)
Anyone want to buy a really nice flat in Brockley, in London?
my bro is selling.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)
if he'll take a fiver
then sure
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)
it seems unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)
How many bedrooms? How much?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
2 large ones
£310k

it's first floor, got a nice patch of garden though, and is immaculately done up as they are both knobby architects
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I can't stretch to that, I'm afraid: my upper limit's about 200k.
Shame - I need an extra bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)
it's a really really nice flat too
living area is very large, and has a surprisingly big kitchen and bathroom too
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)
Someone should, Brockley's ace.
And where I hail from making it doubly cool.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)
it's on tresillian road.
know it?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)
excuse me, but it's actually spelt 'Broccoli'
you idiot
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)
I really do think it's time to ditch this log-in.
Every single word you post is just dripping with fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)
ironic post is ironic

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)
ME ME ME
I want to live in Brockley.
Barry told me it's boss and it's near West Wickham and all.
I have no money, but assure your brother that I'll fill his former home with nice things and lots of love.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)
no matter how many nice things you fill it with
the effect will be cancelled out by the presence of an alcoholic sweaty.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Alcoholic sweaties impede clutterisation.
They have to live in the garage.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Apparently it's not near West Wickham so it's losing its appeal

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I was selling an old bass given to me by an Ex
I expected to make £150 from it (Fender Jazz). Halfway through the auction, someone asked me what the number was. It turned out mine was a fairly rare one, and I ended up getting £360 for it.

Alt Q: Yes, but unscrew the back and shit in it first.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
It's all about the poo today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)
are you going to do the tribal poo dance?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
I'm working myself up to it.
I'm at 'turtle' stage so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Just like a fashion buyer.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)
YOU SOLD A RARE FENDER BASS
And only got £360 for it?

You are a muppet of the first Jim Hendson.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)
The guy was over the moon about the bargain he'd got, it felt ungentlemanly to resell it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)
*facepalms*
To think I'm eyeing up a £200 Epiphone bass because it's "within my budget"...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Nice
My ex housemate has One of these, beautiful sounding thing.

I preferred the Ibanez acoustic bass though.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

« Go Back | Reply To This »

Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1