At last my period of 'OMFG! I've got so much to do at work' is finished.
Wassup cunts!

Alt Q: Who's the leader of the band, the one for you and me?
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:32, 108 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

M I C K E Y
mouse.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Hooray!

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Do I win a prize?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Yes.
My undying gratitude.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Spidey senses suspect
SARCASM

:-(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Sorry but I have nothing else to give you.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Don't worry.
I'll take sarcastic gratitude or indifference.

Both are good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Mark Ronson?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Alright BGB
how are you?

And the leader of the band is quite obviously Rupert Bear
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I am ok.
Plans have changed for tomorrow so I am going to get squiffy on red wine tonight and dance around my bedroom wearing only a pair of knickers and a smile.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

that sounds like a lot of fun
enjoy it. I think I'd be arrested if I did that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

What you do in your bedroom is no-one's business but your own.
Give it a go.


I recommend The Sex Pistols.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

At the moment
my curtains are being washed. Our neighbours might get the wrong idea. Plus the mirrored cupboards cover one wall of room, I'd frighten myself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I'd get raped by Wiggy
I can't get changed without him thinking it's an invitation into my ladygarden. Sometimes I just want to put my pyjamas on in peace!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Haha!
It's like swatting a fly away isn't it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

haha yeah he's like a persistant puppy
I should keep a rolled up newspaper with me at all times.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Oh god I was going down market street yesterday
and one of the MEN guys hit me in the face with a newspaper.

I HATE MY LIFE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

hahahahah
sorry
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

you're mean today

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

You're asking for a punch in the face

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

sorry
I laugh at other people's misfortune because it usually happens to me. I slipped on a banana skin once. Seriously. My life is a cartoon.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

to be fair you were humping his leg

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'd like to put in an early request for POIDH

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

period... cunts...
nah, I'll give this thread a miss.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

*breaks down into fits of sobbing*
NOT
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

M-O-N, TT-Y, B-O-Y-C-E
It's Monty Boyce
MONTY BOYCE
It's Monty Boyce
MONTY BOYCE
We like to watch him snort drugs off the TV-hee-hee-hee
HEE HEE HEE
Everybody shouts three cheers
Except for Bobby-P
M-O-N, TT-Y, B-O-Y-C-E
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I like this a lot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I'm getting this tattooed onto my face
right after I get back from Brian's do on Sunday.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Goddamn you to hull
I spent too long finding the Alexi lyrics.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Who sung this?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

TOP CAT!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

You are Cat Bin Lady.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I thought that was the Cat Hater

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

"That night she cradled me in her arms and soothed me; told me what I needed to be told; strengthened me; made me feel that what I was about to do was right," squelches Blair. "On that night of the 12th May, 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly. I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct, knowing I would need every ounce of emotional power to cope with what lay ahead. I was exhilarated, afraid and determined in roughly equal quantities."
( WormuIus, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I just had a little bit of sick
Find its way to the back of my throat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

You think you would be used to things touching the back of your throat by now.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Do you mean cocks?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Dogs mainly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

bouyancy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

'Crazy in Love' is brilliant.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

*snort*

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Excellent

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

s d
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Hooray!

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

hahahahaha
Chugging away on Blairs cock while Cherrie penetrates her vadge with a massive dildo and tells me what she'd love to do with Ann Widdecombe gives me a MASSIVE lob-on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

what the shit?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

:-)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

*bokes*

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

If I could pick one person to drop dead
it might be Tony Blair
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

oh ew.
Stop that now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

He wrote it, not me.

( WormuIus, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

but you brought it to my attention
I was happy before.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

A-L-E-X-E-I S-A-Y-L-E
Who's an ugly bastard and as fat as he can be......

A-L-E-X-E-I S-A-Y-L-E

Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHa_SQB8NB0&feature=related
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

A while back I tried to find his series 2 intro sequence
As quick as a flash
Carved a "B" with his blade
A "B" that stands for "Bastard"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

That's my fave, but just found this one.
It is what a b3tan girl expects, then see's what a b3tan boy is really like.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxfLe0buEaA&feature=related
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Actually it's usually the other way round.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

What, they turn out more handsome than expected?
There's hope for me yet.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Mostly.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Ok Newt.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

but this is the best sketch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnPfgX82GmM&feature=related
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I have to say
I thought we were going to have a thread celebrating the menopause

Or menohpaws if you're gonz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

It's the right time for the lunchtime thread too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I was going to be really disgusting there
but I stopped myself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Not there yet.
I'm quite looking forward to the mood swings.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

that should definitely
be a lolcat.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

"make it so!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

That's very good

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

too late :(
cheezburger.com/View/3926060288
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

mine is like way better

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

it did make me laugh more

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I'm afraid to say that despite your breasts and her gargantuan minge, TGB has a way better lolcat than you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

this made me do a cry

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Sux 2 b u

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Watch out
or I'll do a my sweet Columbine on you all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

awww that's so cute
it's the change for kittehs!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

OH SWEET FUCKING JESUS
my arse is burning so badly, and I had to flush halfway through that last shit to dampen the smell.

Why do I do this to myself?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

that's pleasant
thanks for sharing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Seriously, it's like I've spread Deep Heat on my ringpiece.
Do periods feel this bad?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

mine don't, they're barely noticeable
but I'm not normal
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Because you love that burning feeling as it reminds you of being buggered by random males you pick up in dark rooms in dodgy clubs?

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

So far today, my ring remains blissfully unharmed.
I just don't know if that curry is biding its time...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Me to, I think it's because we're not pansies

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I think I ate a whole pot of the yoghurt sauce by myself

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

That shit was hotter than I expected.
It's meant to be yoghurt sneaky bunch.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

People always make that mistake.
Yoghurt + chillies = fucking spicy yoghurt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

It wasn't a mistake, I did it on purpose, it's gorgeous
but it does have a violent after effect
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I think the food was actually better than it was last time I went.
A bit more punchy all round, I thought.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I have been guffing like a camel all morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I disgusted myself in the van first thing

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Mine have been more noise than stench
But I have had a couple of 'Jackson Pollock' moments on the porcelain today as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Where's Darth?
I want to ask him about the elderly lady on his facebook who 'liked' my paedophilia joke.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

what joke?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I said 'you're as old as the woman you feel, but you probably shouldn't celebrate your 8th birthday in public'
and one of his elderly relatives clicked 'like'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

probably still on birthday shenanigans

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

birthday shenanigans Bear Force One.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

hahah
I love the shower scene.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

If I google that
am I gonna be staring at sweaty gay porn? Cause I don't mind.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

it's not porn
it's not really NSFW unless you don't want people thinking you're gay
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I finish at 2 today
so I'll go home have a nice soapy shower and stick it on
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

of 'OMFG! I've got so much to do at work'
finished.
Wassup gushing out of my
s
( broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Was that really worth typing out.
I think not.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Was that really worth typing out.
I think not. lol you is well funny, here check out my breasts
( broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)

lol you is well funny,here check out my breasts i love you.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I've completely lost track of who loves who now
do we get to have sex yet?
( broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Buy me a pint and we'll see.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)