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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's everyone doing this weekend, then?

(am I doing this right?)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:00, 108 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Your mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
No chance.
His mum is a lezza.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)
I thought you had to be female to be a lezzer?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)
She is.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Says you.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Says Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
W£AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS QUESTION YOU'RE THE WORST SORT OF CUNT
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)
does anyone know any Corsa jokes?
My mate is buying one.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Corsa we donta

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)
That's a coarse sense of humour you have there

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Datsun new one on me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)
OK Sunny, knock it off.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Starts sobbing....
Oh look, I'm having a breakdown.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Audi-er.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Look we're all rather tyred of your histrionics.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
He just needs a helping honda.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
It was only a Mini
breakdown.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)



Might be a bit outdated since the ad is no longer "show the world what you're made of"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Modern jokes only please

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)
fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Thanks you're awesome

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I'm printing this and putting it on the wall

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I bet you laminate it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
because you'll use it to wank with
and laminating it means it's easy to clean

/explains shit joke so you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
wouldn't that hurt?
laminate can be quite sharp.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
don't let details
interfere with his fantasy of second-hand frottage
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
your face is a shit joke.
honestly, no one's laughing.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I recovered from the acid attack
very well thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

only becorsa it's you
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Might be meeting Aberacion and her fiance tomorrow for lunch.
Looking at fireplace surrounds on Sunday.

Rock and roll!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Oh, you wrote my real name
What am I going to be doing now? What if someone finds out anything about my real life? :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)
If it makes you feel better
I knew it already. Oh the wonders of facebook's 'people you might like' function
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Sorry! I got confused : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I never look at that,
therefore have no idea who she is.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
they sometimes appear on the right
side of the screen
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
I'm totally going to hunt you down and gut you now
just because I can.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I dunno
got my tongue pierced yesterday, so probably won't be drinking
hahahaha yeah right
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Woo!
Go girl!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)
I'd had it done before, dunno why but suddenly I'm in this place where I'm listening to avenged sevenfold, piercing things and dying my hair black

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)
You should be back to normal at the end of September.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
whats the end of september?
I don't see how it's not normal, really

I'm the same person, just with slightly darker hair
and more holes
*remembers this speech for her parents*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
It was a joke on your supposedly turning into an emo.
www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/green_day/wake_me_up_when_september_ends.html
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
oh :/

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
oh I don't think I could ever get it done twice knowing how much it hurt first time

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
welllllllll.....it doesn't hurt that bad
just when it's swollen
I can sort of talk right now
but tomorrow I won't be able
after all the booze I shall consume tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I was skim reading the entire thread and misread talk for walk

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Oh boy, I bet your amazing at blow jobs now.
Not that you weren't before, being american and all.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)
it's because I'm FAT
always being hungry, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
NO!
I explained this before, Merkin girls are all god fearing folk who don't want to lose their virginities so they get really good at giving head so they don't have to have sex.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
*gasp of breath*
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

I called my cousin the leader of the unwed mothers club in our church because three other girls got pregnant right after her
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
A-HA! So you are god fearing at least.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)
God is love, etc

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
MC5 DVD + DMT= :) DR.T2
(But don't tell Princess Theodora of Denmark - she thinks we are going to the pub and getting chips with curry sauce.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Good lad, Tuggernaut.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
what an excellent moniker

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Why thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I want to write 'Tuggernaut' in the same font as the 'Motorhead' logo.
(With an umlaut for added darkness.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
you should get it tattooed
adjacent to your penis

for the added pun factor
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Superb idea
Sorry I don't have photoshop or any comparable ability, or I'd do it for you.

My brother wanted to have a 'Moatorhead, Rothbury' t shirt done up, with Murty's face mashed up with the Motorhead 'war pig'.

That didn't happen either.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)
if anyone is bored and wants to create a "Tuggernaut" logo....
...I will have it tattooed next to my wang.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I'm marrying Rogerthestarfish.
It's a match made in la la land.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)
You should totally have sex with her while slapping her bare arse with a fish and hurling her cats around

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
I'm currently on the train home
Really can't be arsed with this journey. The Day Today for the next three hours should suffice. Still, London again for two weeks which is dandy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
THESE ARE THE NEEEEEEEEWWWS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I hate Sebastian Coe!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
PETER YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Going to Bath
I don't know why. I can tell you that Sunday will be spent in bed hopefully.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Who with?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Bath is delightful.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Johnny Depp has a house there

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
That's incidental to its delightfulness.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
but a tiny factor
Bath is rather nice, and the shopping is relatively good
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
The new Debenhams opened in Bath this week.
Have THAT retail FACT FANS.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
And here's another
There is NO Jaeger in Bristol, but there is one in Bath
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
But there's a 'U' in 'cunt !!!!11!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
so does the guy from Kula Shaker

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
And watch out for Peter fucking Gay-briel.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Peter Gay-briel?
Peter Gabriel more like.

Am I doing this right?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Nicholas Cage owns 50% of the land mass of Bath
he just needs 1% more for a controlling interest and then he can be crowned King of the county of BANES (Bath & North-East Somerset).

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)
There are some lovely pubs in Bath.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
There's a nice pub overlooking some part or other,
go there.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I know that one!!!
The one with the chairs? Sells drinks?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Yeah, it's got a few pool tables in the basement as well.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
This one
maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
That cracked me up

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)
nothing massively exciting just
pub tonight

pub tomorrow night

greek restaurant on sunday night

and hopefully a little bit of sunshine!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
My NEW PHONE says 21 degrees saturday

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
good
i am having an EXTREMELY POSH haircut and i do not want it to get wet.

i see you do have some use, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
It's not me it's my phone.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
ah yes
you are in fact completely useless, as i thought.

carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I hope you aren't going to 'The Real Greek' for your sake.
'The Real Load of Shit' is more fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Are there more than one? Dunno if there is but the one in Putney is awful.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
nooooo
"as greek as it gets" in earls court. it is absolutely AMAZING.

and this is despite the fact that i can be a tiny bit of a snob, as you might have noticed!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
It would have to be amazing to get me to go to Earl's Court.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
it is totally worth it. i would even venture south of the river for it.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
*shudders*
Some things I just will. not. do. even for a lovely meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)
South of the river is the only side of the river worth being on.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Pure fiction, Barrold.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I do like the Flying Scotsman by Kings Cross though
Might stop by for a swift half on my way home, it's always nice to see strippers with bullet and knife wounds.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Greek restaurant?
Have a smashing time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Leave the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
You love it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
g,r.o.a.n.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I'm goign to a village fayre tomorrow
and eating buffalo burgers and buying cheese and generally acting like I am 12. If there is a game of pin the tail on the donkey I am so there
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
DON'T FORGET YOUR PACKED LUNCH
And don't eat both the Wagon Wheels at once - they're to last you all day and you don't want the runs like you got at Alton Towers. I'm sorry dear but I forgot to get more Dairylea triangles for you so I popped in an extra Babybel. Now run along!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

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