I'm having a shitty night in....
I'm having a shitty night in - We've been away for a few days and my girlfriend has gone out with her mates (it was pre-planned anyway), I was under "kind" instructions to not do all the housework, etc and have an early night*

So, how is it that it's 10pm and it seems like not that long ago since I got my daughter to bed, eaten and got the tesco shop in and put away. Yet I've still got to wash the (inexplicable) mountain of dishes, get the washing in, tidy the bedroom (made into an apocalyptic wasteground following my OH getting ready and saying that "she'll sort if when she gets back tomorrow - knowing full well that if I don't, I'll be sleeping on the fucking couch), make the bed, put away the eleventy-ten hundred tons of toys my daughter got out in the 3 hours that we've actually been home and, somehow, relax....

And, and, my OH's mate (who I always thought "wore comfortable shoes") has just posted a load of photos on farcebook of them having a great night out - Not that I'll hear from her because "her phone doesn't fit in her purse".

My day wasn't any better as I managed to pick up a parking ticket and, and, last night my OH's stepdad reversed in to my car twatting it with the fucking towbar.

I would rant on, but then I might end up going in to the kitchen, getting a fuck-off great knife and going next door on a Norman Bates/Jack Torrance inspired knifing spree (thereby doing the world a favour).

My night has been unfathomably shit so far (the bath and bedtime with my daughter was, of course, a joy) and there seems to be no end in sight - someone, please, please just shoot me? Or amuse me....

*I do, of course, note the irony that there is with my being on the internet instead of doing said jobs.
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:15, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You should make another photo montage
but instead of you all over the place, have massive piles of washing up, laundry and general shit.

Alternatively, have a cup of tea and a biscuit.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

You think you have problems.
I'm bored.
( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:26, Reply)

me too
and I know if I put my mind to it I have lots of work work to do

also the house is a tip, but I just can't care about that sort of thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I've cleaned the house today and had a nap.
I've shopped on-line and chatted on Facebook.

What now?
( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)

this
www.thegamehomepage.com/play/combine/

ad nauseum
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Bored? BORED?
Then chat away, dear lady. Nice hair, BTW.....
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:27, Reply)

She totally does doesn't she
I can imagine a girl like her getting a lot of attention from the fellas.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Don't pffft
It's not ladylike.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)

It's my party and I'll pffft if I want to.

( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Points upwards
Actually, it's MY party!
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)

You should be pffffting then

(Bazongaloid, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Yeah
Get pffffting, or its curtains for you.
(And I'm not talking about the beef variety.)
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)

lamb curtains?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Lower in fat
but more expensive
(Bazongaloid, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)

great with mint jelly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)

And drenched in gravy.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Bah
What I wanted to do was sit around while my 2 year old did all the hard work for me, but her idea of tidying and mine are poles apart.

Bah - kitchen's tidied and I've checked the weather and the clothes will be fine outside.

I like the idea of the montage of the house in a state though...
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)

You sound like some sort of girly-man.
Man The Fuck Up.
You should be drinking beer and watching movies with EXPLOSIONS. FREED from the distractions of the woman asking you about the plot every two minutes and complaining about your farting.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 5 Sep 2010, 4:47, Reply)

OH WOE IS ME !
That is possibly the worst possible night anyone in the entire world could possibly have. OH DIDDUMS AND DRAT ! It's a good thing you've got a family who loves you, a roof over your head, food on your plate, good health and blah-blah-blah to get you through this troubling times of having to do the washing up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I think Rage Against The Machine said it best
when they said "fuck you, I won't do the dishes".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Meh
Meh is all I have to say :)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 19:15, Reply)