this is what I am expecting
I'm giving you fair warning ahead of time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 20:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You shan't be disappointed.
Usual format is all the laydees grope and motorboat each other's norks, whilst the blokes find continuous excuses to nip off to a quiet corner somewhere.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 20:59, Reply)

This is sounding vaguely familiar
from the only bash I've been to. Though the male b3tans had their own little party I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Anyone who motorboats me these days
is liable to get splashed.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:23, Reply)

There's probably a website for that kind of thing.
You could make a fortune.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:28, Reply)

You will not be disappointed : )
Watch out for Grammar Badger as she's the best motorboater.
( girlinthehole, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:02, Reply)

excellent news
I shall be on full alert
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:02, Reply)

To be honest the male B3tans are only there to stand about and look pretty.
The women have all the fun.
( girlinthehole, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:03, Reply)

This is what feminism
has brought us :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:04, Reply)

is looking pretty compulsory?
I was kind of hoping to look awkward and confused.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:08, Reply)

You can start off looking awkward and confused.
After I've had a few vodka and tonics you'll end up looking pretty.

So don't worry.
( girlinthehole, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Sounds like a plan.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:13, Reply)

This is all very true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:10, Reply)

This is true,
and to occasionally get drawn on :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Ah, the monocled mutineer himself!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:27, Reply)

That was so funny
On hindsight. But that pic of Tourette's cackling in the foreground with me looking passed out and dapper in the back was awesome!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Promise it won't happen again mate.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:32, Reply)

I deserved it for passing out!
Not like I did it anyone; and then giggled about it for about three hours.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:41, Reply)

I have to get me to one of these

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)

motorboating? moi? no.......
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Mais oui.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)

It's pretty much mandatory surely?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

yo pa how's you and ma?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

We're hanging net curtains.
Rock and fucking roll.

Are you behaving yourself?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I'm pairing socks! bell yeah!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Oh, we did that an hour ago.
And I spent four bastard hours ironing earlier. I am a domestic GOD! Hear me mutter...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:04, Reply)

You people are going to be terrifying in London :P

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:04, Reply)

She's been stuffing them in her bra
to make her tits look even bigger. She's trying to eclipse Clendrix. But she will fail.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Eclipse being the operative word.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Does that mean we'll be careering round London
With Badger spilling socks everywhere?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

She'll hoover them up with her vagina

(Bazongaloid, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Haha!
Both the cause and the cure; like it!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:22, Reply)

sadface
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Awww!
I'm sorry :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)

You so aren't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Aw, I thought I sounded convincing!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Never.
Ever ever ever ever.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)