I'm back, bitches
By special request of Bobby, who I have to say is proving himself to be better than any of you. In response to the above, it's good to see that absolutely fuck all has changed in my absence. Chompy, you're right, I don't like you, but I don't suppose you care so it's all good. Kitty, you're right about Facebook - I'm "friends" with plenty of people I don't care for - but incredibly wrong about my girlfriend. AA - cheers, glad you noticed. Nice to see you again Noel. Oh, and lastly, Vipros, for someone who's aware that excessive facial hair makes a man look like a member of ZZ Top at best and a total fucking monkey at worst, you have a lot of facial hair.

So what's this about Monty and the Cat Hater?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:39, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh man
I've been directing my abuse at Bobbyfondleshorses totally forgot about Lord of the Dance here and didn;t even make the list
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

we know it's inevitable you will fall in love with me
and we will spend forever being in love exchanging snitty little comments and having MASSIVE SEX and DRUG sessions. Me with my iphone you with your Android it's like Romeo and Juliet 2
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Change your sig.
You attention whore. It's well past your birthday so no more sympathy for you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

That's better.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I realised it before you said, honest

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I know. I'm old and slow. Don't rub it in.
Until afterwards of course.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

How DARE you flounce AND be nice to me in the same post?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Is it a flounce?
It's more of a "look at me I'm a peacock I'm back and spreading my luxurious tail feathers, shaking them a bit, have a wonder at my beauty", I would have said.

Hello again Noel. Please come back more often.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

morning Lalalalampito

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Morning Kittreena
I'm feeling a little worse for wear. Lunch date turned into cocktails which turned in to many more cocktails which turned into o_O
Lunch was gorgeous though. Definitely will go there again.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

did you sex him?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Noooo, there's no sexual shit going on between us
He invited me to lunch because I was so concerned about him. And because we're actually good friends despite my 16 year old self wanting to sex him, hard.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

And the difference between then and now is...?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Because it's turned into a massive joke?
And because he's a really good friend now, rather than just a hot boy at a party?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough
I was like that with one of my friends, then recently she came out in a new dress she has, looking incredible. I'm now back to square one again :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

well both of you suck balls for not going to the flicks last night
none of my rl friends have any interest in SPVTW and I was relying on you two. HURRY UP!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I've seen it
Twas awesome. As I said to you before, get new friends
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I have a huge crush on Kim the drummer now
I can't bin off all my friends I just need to find some like minded ones for optimum geekness
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Well you can count me out mate
Kim? Really?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I WILL!
Thursday's the next cheap day, so will drag FHSP. PROMISE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

For the sake of all that's holy woman hurry up! x
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I now have very little money after Japanese food and booze
it'll HAVE to be £4 Thursday in Peckham.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Only one more sleep. Acceptable. Japanese food and booze is definitely an acceptable way to spend the last of ones money.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

And copious amounts of Bright Leaf :/
I think I must have smoked a whole pack. For someone who when they smoke over 5 a day it's a heavy day, I think I must be saturated.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I remember the day before payday a few years ago I had 6 quid in my account and no food at home or fags
So I bought fags and lots of space raider crisps.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Excellent choice.
Though you could have bought rollies and a sandwich.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I was not aware of the magic of rollies then
I used rolling baccy for joints but smoked straights.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Aw how lovely.
I still lurk, posting's a bit of a mission. Getting broadband at home soon so I'll be about a bit more often.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Excellent news :)
I walked around a lot yesterday, and sat in a park. I agree that it makes you feel a lot better.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Awesome.
I've got a new client on the go and I'm taking the old client out for a follow-up on Monday. Things seem to be going really well!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Really glad to hear it!
Hope you're keeping well yourself.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I reckon Darth is the sort of man who does have some sort of peacock feathers in his house.
Maybe a nice scarf thinggy or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Maybe a suit made out of them.
Tickly, I'd imagine.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

It's what I do, darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Not really, so never mind eh?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Yep
Works out well for both of us

*makes V-sign behind Chompy's back*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I don't want you behind my back.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Do you like to be the "giver"?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

No, he likes to be the monkeyface

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

miiiaaaow!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Cat Hater is Bert
Monty corrected his spelling on a couple of occassions and CH went mental. Kitty calmed him down and befriended him and then he came back last night and Al had a pop.

Welcome back Mr Flatley.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

you say looking like a member of ZZ Top like it's a bad thing
and I've never seen a monkey with a beard.

I'm totally convinced you aren't taking this stuff seriously though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

BOOOOOOOOM
There goes the sarcasm detector. You owe me a new one. And a muffin. Mmmmm muffin
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

what sort of muffin?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

white chocolate and raspberry

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I've had those in cookies
They were awesome.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

interesting
unfortunately I am currently muffinless.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

you suck

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Give her Blueberry
They're shit, no-one will miss them
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

shut up before I send the fashion police after you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Blueberry is shit
And they'll require sunglasses to even get near me

Even though DG threw red wine all over my t-shirt *sadface*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

It wasn't on purpose.
Honest. I was very drunk.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Haha, you looked horrified!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

A thorough one.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

easily done

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Have you got tunes on youtube?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

how do you mean?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Are any of your songs on youtube or are they all on myspack?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

there are a few videos of live stuff, and the video to one of our tunes on youtube

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Ah yeah I think I've seen that.
Checking it out now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

it's in the eye of the beholder
I'm not denying she's pretty but it was built up way too much. If I constantly went on about how insanely hot Wiggy was I'm sure you would be expecting Jared Leto and would only be disappointed when faced with Matt Bellamy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I thought she was going to be omgmassivelyhot
but she's simply 'pretty'. Looks like a right fucking go-er.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I'm not discussing my sex life with you perverts





:-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I'm sorry, I've come across as really bitchy
I'll have another coffee and shut up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

As I just said to Bobby via text
I need to remember that not everyone thinks the same as me

Yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

of course we do
I fucking love men.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

matt david
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

He does look disconcertingly like Matt
Please make him a suit of LEDs
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

he saw it before I did (he's taller)
so I was looking at the stage wondering where he was and Wiggy just went "Oh. My. God. WANT"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Hahahaha!
It was spectacular, though.

My friend Rach, after he came out in his BacoFoil suit, said "Oh man, it'd be hilarious if he came out in a suit made of LIGHTS or something, chortle chortle".
We were almost crying when he came out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

hahaha win
I loved his disco ball suit, he's so hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Did you see him start to undress Dom?
I felt the crotches of a thousand fangirls moistening at that moment.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

no I totally missed that! Dammit

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Oh man my 14 year old self was screaming out of the mouth of my 19 year old self

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I tried that once
I got arrested.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I agree that I went on about it too much to begin with
as it was my only defence, at the time, against the constant bombarment of gaybuse. I have now converted to the church of a shrug and a "meh"

Wiggy is really good-looking in all fairness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I must admit I'm confused why everyone calls him Wiggy though.
is that his b3ta name?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

you should see his pubes

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

....I really really hope that's a joke.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

a shit attempt at one Poppet but yes a poorly disguised joke.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

his nickname is Wiggy
all his teenage email addresses were Wiggy and so is his b3ta name. If I refer to him as Will, his friends go "who?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

ahhhhhhh that makes sense!
sorry, was just confused.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

aww yeah, I'm hitting that :D
He doesn't look as much like Matt Bellamy any more, although when we saw them on Saturday Matt had grown scruffy stubble like Wiggy's which amused me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I don't think anyone has described me as 'hot'.
I'm good looking, but I'm not 'hot'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I fucking would you sexy bitch!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I would totally hit that.
you could whisper sweet utter bollocks in my ear and afterwards we'd eat lobster linguine and play scrabble on your iPad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I'm gonna end up in the fucking corner again.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

no
it'll be the wanking corner
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Oh man!
I'd be well up for that, as long as we can turn off the "Dictionary Words Only" mode.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Wiggy
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I didn't know you were friends with him on facebook!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Haha, I was going to pick the one of you two together
But it never does you justice
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I hate you!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Haha, sorry
A version of that image popped up under the search of 'hick couple', but slightly different. Had to find the original for you, just to show I care.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Hick couple?
HICK COUPLE?! How verily dare you. Verily.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

that doesn't make much sense my dear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Well, I couldn't exactly pick a nice photo, could I?
While I'm aware there are several, it wouldn't amuse me half as much!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)