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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Christ, slow around here innit?
I can't spend much time here any more and for some unknowable reason I kinda miss you lot. Can I get my fix? A digest, if you will, of the ups and downs of the past few weeks on Off Topic, the dramaz and the lulz, and your thoughts thereof. Or, which former poster do you miss the most, and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:33, 244 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
The dramaz have mostly been yesterday
with heavyweight champion Monty v newcomer The Cat Hater.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)
did you go to the flicks last night?
morning btw
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)
No I didn't get to :(
Wiggy did something spazzy to his neck so he was incapacitated. It'll be Monday now.

Was it good?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)
Unbelievably so
I really think you will like it. I was grinning from start to finish but when I crashed and burned with my date I stopped grinning for about 5 minutes.

What's Wiggy done?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)
Nothing exciting, I think he just slept on it funny
Date fail? Do tell so we can sympathise or mock accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Really incredibly dull actually
Girl I went to school with a few years younger than me, saw her last week and arranged to go out this week as he had a thing when I was in the 6th form. She was dead bored by the film and afterwards all we had to talk about was old school stuff as we had both changed massively.

So I dropped her off and was home alone by 10.30 on here chatting rubbish.

Epic Fail- however I am reloading and going out on sat day with another girl so hopefully massive volumes will secure results.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Aye
The "fish in the sea argument" works much better if you've got a bottom trawler.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)
I have lots of female friends
desperate to hook me up with people so I am quite lucky. I just lose interest really quickly which is ironic cause I liked the girl last night and she blew me out.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)
but if she thought the film was really boring and you loved it
then that would suggest different personalities right from the off and if you didn't have anything to talk about you would have probably got bored soon anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)
you are right there I think
I feel she would have been far happier watching Sex and the City or going to a boyz2men concert.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)
aren't boyz2men dead by now?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)
only shit rnb act i could think of
apart from Jodeci!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)
no idea who that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)
lucky you

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Nothing wrong with different personalities.
That is unless you're a massive narcisist.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)
*whistles innocently*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)
'he had a thing'..?
Freudian slip there
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Where's Darth when you need some bumdering flak
Actually where is he?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)
in the kitchen with the other women
talking about strictly
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
I may have to text him some abuse and see where he is

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)
I shall have a look at the thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Bert is back in the form of The Cat Hater. Expect a reveal shortly.
I think I am through my probation period finally.
I haven't noticed much else.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)
That poster's definitely got a little 'Bert' about him, for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)
I wasn't sure for a while but the more time he spends in here the more convinced I become
Hello I'm bobby btw.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)
I'm pretty certain it's not him
and Noel is more likely to believe me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
This is SO true.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)
Time will tell
did you get sorted last night?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)
no
:-(

I've had to gather up the reserves, which will last maybe a couple of days. Most of my mates are on the lookout too, so I'll probably end up with an ounce.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Ok well if you get stuck
I should have picked up by Thursday night.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)
Cheers
should be ok soon enough though. My usual guy has gone away for a week though, so have had to put the feelers out.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)
God you'd think it was bloody insulin the way you guys talk about it

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

insulin air
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)
you seem very intolerant this morning
I think you need to have a smoke to chill out
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)
haha
I automatically assumed that was directed at me.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)
you're so vain I bet you think this song is about you
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)
They normally are

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)
with good reason

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
The Bitch is Back
is a personal fav
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)
I didn't mean it to sound arsey
sozard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
s'ok
I can see how it would come across, but I'm not actually as concerned about it as I seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)
fucking stoners.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)
:-P

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Mental dependencies
rather than physical addiction.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)
I can go without
I'd just rather not.

It's the best thing I've found that helps my sleep problems, and there is the added bonus that I like getting caned.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
You can totally stop whenever you want.
Meh, I'm just stirring.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)
see I cannot sleep without a toot before bed.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)
I struggle to sleep most of the time
and have tried many other things to help and none of them are as effective.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)
you're bound to be addicted to the nicotine by now though
so you say you can go without but I bet it puts you in a right nark.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)
I used to smoke cigarettes fairly heavily, before I smoked a lot of pot
and I gave them up with no trouble at all.

Don't get in a nark when I go abroad and don't smoke fags or spliffs either :-P

Most days I won't have more than one joint. It's not a massive habit. Generally an eighth will last me a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)
ok Wiggy
I mean Vipros
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)
ha yeah right
they're both completely physically addicted to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
Massively so in my case.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
alright chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)
I miss you Noelimon!
Go Noelimon, use ValDeRee attack!
(Stomps all over landscape for 5 Zillion damage points.)
Nice to see you again, as it were.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)
*skirts around thistle patch for +4 Luck*
*holds gate open for old lady for +1 Charisma*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)
OMG have
you
...
SEEN
thenewstrictlylineup
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)
link please.
Any good sport stars
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)
I was just typing what I was overhearing in the office.
I don't actually give a fuck, you massive gay.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)
I thought you were mocking Darth's facebook status.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)
I'm not friends with him on facebook.
He dislikes me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
How can he dislike you you're so charming?
I haven't seen his status is he gaying it up again?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)
he is most of the time

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)
He's put up a status about his hair this morning

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)
for someone who doesn't like being called gay
he acts really fucking gay
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)
He can argue the 'comfortable with his sexuality' part
And sadly his missus is irritatingly hot, but I'm still not sure he's not a pillow biting, shirt lifting, fudge packing queer-o-sexual.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
that line is a load of old shit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)
He isn't a homme
he is just one of those pretty boys who is super comfortable with himself and what he does. I like it. He is a top dude Bumder or not.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)
God just when I thought you couldn't be more wrong

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

wrong gay
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)
He is in no way a pretty boy.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)
There is no response to this that won't illicit
Bumder comments so I will refrain from answering
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)
And just to add to his already failing profile, his latest status speaks about Strictly (that's understandable)
However he picks two people who should win it, as 'they work for the BBC, and are quite good looking'

Unsurprisingly, they're both men.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)
I've text him and told him to get involved as I can't single handedly white knight his honour
go nuts on strikethroughs now!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, I actually quite like Darth
The fact he's now able to take nothing seriously is pretty impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)
I know it's only friendly banter. He is a top bloke imo

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)
You do now aFter you gazzed me saying
Why are you mean TGB, why don't you love me? Love me TGB! VALIDATE ME ON THE INTERNET TGB
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I gazzed you a picture of me rubbing donuts on my cock
what the hell are you talking about?

you really turn me on when you write in caps.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)
That was your cock?
wow... wow I'm really sorry
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)
you won't be when I jam it in your eye

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I've text him and told him to get involved as I can't single hand +l e dly white knight his honour
go nuts on strikethroughs now!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
well done that man

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Fucking hard work on a phone.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Perserverance kudos

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Having a GF is no proof of straightness
Elton John.

Case closed. Darth = Gay
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)
no she's not.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)
She is when you're single

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)
If you build ianything up as much as he has about it
then it just causes disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)
I dislike you and I'm friends with you on Facebook
that's what Facebook is for, keeping tabs on your enemies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)
Liar

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)
I don't fancy you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

don't

Sorry, it's a bit of a slow morning for me
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)
ah, right.
best ignore my abuse below, then.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Anne Widdecombe, that's good enough for me!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)
Felicity Kendall!
Yay! We love her.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)
I still quite like Zoe Wanamaker

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)
my mum looks like her so back the fuck off yeah

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Nah
If she looks anything like Mrs Wanamaker, I'll happily pay her a visit, and give her a good seeing to.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Pfff Widdicombe

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Fucking hell
Any gayer and you'd be conkers deep in Barrymore while the pool boy irons your gold lamee catsuit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post855515
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Alright?
I'm moving house, finally decided enough was enough with paying 90% of my wage on the house. Should have a new place within the month.

I saw your facebook status about putting off your walk, you alright? What's this injury you mentioned?

We've had 2 ex b3tans recently rejoin us under different identities (not including Bert), including Ed. Detective Roota rumbled them both (I think she's just got an experience of contact with the Police, I wonder why...)

And I quite miss Legless' posts, they were good. And also, I'll stick my neck out, and admit I quite liked some of Spanky's posts, they made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Yeah, I fucked my knee on a big cliff walk
Twelve and a half miles, 1250m climb and descent, bigger than Snowdon. Very chuffed with myself for managing it but it took two weeks for my knee to heal and threw my fitness plans into chaos, so I won't hit the slot I was aiming for, which was a week today. Looking forward to doing it in the spring instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Fooking hell, not good at all
Least it gives you something to look forward to then!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I miss you and roota.
Where is the little Liverpudlian ray of sunshine?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)
Scotland
yard
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
is she coming back soon?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)
after she's finished helping them with their enquiries

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)
Aww
Hey you!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)
*waves*
My fushia is still alive : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)
RESULT!
I saw Tod on the news this morning. That canal walk was lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Isn't it.
I might go the other way next time, towards Rochdale.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Missing you of course
and it'd be nice to see roota and dj on a bit more. Like a double act.

Hope the leg is better
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Cheers m'dears!
Coming to Oxford to see The Magic Numbers next month, then Andrew Lawrence with my friends and my folks in November, should be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Well if you're around Oxford
I'm thinking of organising a mini-Oxford bash. Would be great if you were around :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)
the last few weeks? that would be.....
cheese and apple baguette, minestrone soup, roasted vegetable and couscous salad, itsu noodles, french onion soup with a gruyere crouton, pasta salad with blue cheese and pine nuts, egg mayonnaise on wholemeal, cold roasted salmon fillet salad and then several client lunches/out with colleagues.

lunch is about all you've missed, really...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)
which is unusual for a b3tan.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)
Egg Mayo is vile
Mayonnaise is as evil as Celery in my books.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)
it's very lovely when you make it from scratch though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Even then, I can't get past that it just tastes of grease, and raw eggs
Yes, I'm aware that they are part of the ingredients
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)
good mayo should NOT taste like that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Two words that just don't seem right together
'Good' & 'Mayo'

Blechh
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)
I like mayo, but the thought of cold eggs in egg mayo, stitting in a vending machine for 5 years, makes me gag.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)
Hahaa inspired Gonz!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasites_Lost
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
I'm not reading this
I love mayonnaise, don't ruin it for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)
FUCK OFF NOEL

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Oof, even being cruel to Noel?
Well, I suppose it's only fair, you do have to get around to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Noel knows I love him really
He doesn't take the internet seriosuly like a lot of idiots on here seem to
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)
True
Plus, I'm unsure if Noel is able to be angry, he's simply the happiest & nicest b3tan I've ever met!

What a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)
He looked angry at BGBs but he turns out
it was just MASSIVE sunburn on his FACE
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Was mildly amusing
Just glad it wasn't down to reflection off my shorts!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)
http://b3ta.com/talk/6946675
I'm not even here, I don't like it here, I'm going now
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post854818
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)
ALRIGHT YOU HORRIBLE FAB-CHESTED HARLOT FROM SPACE

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)
ALL THE BETTER NOW YOU ARE HERE!
you.. massive... noelface?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)
YES!
She's-a livin' in a box, she's-a livin' in a card-board-box!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)
By the way, gwakamoli is now my favourite gonzism.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)
YAY GONZISMS!
oboejean is definitely top three for me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)
I think evrywan shud spel things as they sownd.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)
yew meen fonetikallee?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Monty will have a breakdown

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
xsahlent.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

a another
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)
You clearly didn't have to use ita back in the late 60s/early70s
www.omniglot.com/writing/ita.htm

I particularly remember book being bwk
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Heheh

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
I'm back, bitches
By special request of Bobby, who I have to say is proving himself to be better than any of you. In response to the above, it's good to see that absolutely fuck all has changed in my absence. Chompy, you're right, I don't like you, but I don't suppose you care so it's all good. Kitty, you're right about Facebook - I'm "friends" with plenty of people I don't care for - but incredibly wrong about my girlfriend. AA - cheers, glad you noticed. Nice to see you again Noel. Oh, and lastly, Vipros, for someone who's aware that excessive facial hair makes a man look like a member of ZZ Top at best and a total fucking monkey at worst, you have a lot of facial hair.

So what's this about Monty and the Cat Hater?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Oh man
I've been directing my abuse at Bobbyfondleshorses totally forgot about Lord of the Dance here and didn;t even make the list
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)
we know it's inevitable you will fall in love with me
and we will spend forever being in love exchanging snitty little comments and having MASSIVE SEX and DRUG sessions. Me with my iphone you with your Android it's like Romeo and Juliet 2
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Change your sig.
You attention whore. It's well past your birthday so no more sympathy for you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)
That's better.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)
I realised it before you said, honest

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I know. I'm old and slow. Don't rub it in.
Until afterwards of course.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)
How DARE you flounce AND be nice to me in the same post?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Is it a flounce?
It's more of a "look at me I'm a peacock I'm back and spreading my luxurious tail feathers, shaking them a bit, have a wonder at my beauty", I would have said.

Hello again Noel. Please come back more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
morning Lalalalampito

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Morning Kittreena
I'm feeling a little worse for wear. Lunch date turned into cocktails which turned in to many more cocktails which turned into o_O
Lunch was gorgeous though. Definitely will go there again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)
did you sex him?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Noooo, there's no sexual shit going on between us
He invited me to lunch because I was so concerned about him. And because we're actually good friends despite my 16 year old self wanting to sex him, hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)
And the difference between then and now is...?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Because it's turned into a massive joke?
And because he's a really good friend now, rather than just a hot boy at a party?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough
I was like that with one of my friends, then recently she came out in a new dress she has, looking incredible. I'm now back to square one again :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)
well both of you suck balls for not going to the flicks last night
none of my rl friends have any interest in SPVTW and I was relying on you two. HURRY UP!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I've seen it
Twas awesome. As I said to you before, get new friends
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)
I have a huge crush on Kim the drummer now
I can't bin off all my friends I just need to find some like minded ones for optimum geekness
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Well you can count me out mate
Kim? Really?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)
I WILL!
Thursday's the next cheap day, so will drag FHSP. PROMISE
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

For the sake of all that's holy woman hurry up! x
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I now have very little money after Japanese food and booze
it'll HAVE to be £4 Thursday in Peckham.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Only one more sleep. Acceptable. Japanese food and booze is definitely an acceptable way to spend the last of ones money.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)
And copious amounts of Bright Leaf :/
I think I must have smoked a whole pack. For someone who when they smoke over 5 a day it's a heavy day, I think I must be saturated.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I remember the day before payday a few years ago I had 6 quid in my account and no food at home or fags
So I bought fags and lots of space raider crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Excellent choice.
Though you could have bought rollies and a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I was not aware of the magic of rollies then
I used rolling baccy for joints but smoked straights.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Aw how lovely.
I still lurk, posting's a bit of a mission. Getting broadband at home soon so I'll be about a bit more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Excellent news :)
I walked around a lot yesterday, and sat in a park. I agree that it makes you feel a lot better.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Awesome.
I've got a new client on the go and I'm taking the old client out for a follow-up on Monday. Things seem to be going really well!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Really glad to hear it!
Hope you're keeping well yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)
I reckon Darth is the sort of man who does have some sort of peacock feathers in his house.
Maybe a nice scarf thinggy or something.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Maybe a suit made out of them.
Tickly, I'd imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)
It's what I do, darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Not really, so never mind eh?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Yep
Works out well for both of us

*makes V-sign behind Chompy's back*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)
I don't want you behind my back.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Do you like to be the "giver"?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
No, he likes to be the monkeyface

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
miiiaaaow!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Cat Hater is Bert
Monty corrected his spelling on a couple of occassions and CH went mental. Kitty calmed him down and befriended him and then he came back last night and Al had a pop.

Welcome back Mr Flatley.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
you say looking like a member of ZZ Top like it's a bad thing
and I've never seen a monkey with a beard.

I'm totally convinced you aren't taking this stuff seriously though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)
BOOOOOOOOM
There goes the sarcasm detector. You owe me a new one. And a muffin. Mmmmm muffin
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)
what sort of muffin?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
white chocolate and raspberry

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
I've had those in cookies
They were awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
interesting
unfortunately I am currently muffinless.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
you suck

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Give her Blueberry
They're shit, no-one will miss them
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
shut up before I send the fashion police after you

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Blueberry is shit
And they'll require sunglasses to even get near me

Even though DG threw red wine all over my t-shirt *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
It wasn't on purpose.
Honest. I was very drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Haha, you looked horrified!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)
A thorough one.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
easily done

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Have you got tunes on youtube?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)
how do you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Are any of your songs on youtube or are they all on myspack?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)
there are a few videos of live stuff, and the video to one of our tunes on youtube

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Ah yeah I think I've seen that.
Checking it out now.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)
it's in the eye of the beholder
I'm not denying she's pretty but it was built up way too much. If I constantly went on about how insanely hot Wiggy was I'm sure you would be expecting Jared Leto and would only be disappointed when faced with Matt Bellamy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)
I thought she was going to be omgmassivelyhot
but she's simply 'pretty'. Looks like a right fucking go-er.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I'm not discussing my sex life with you perverts





:-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)
I'm sorry, I've come across as really bitchy
I'll have another coffee and shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)
As I just said to Bobby via text
I need to remember that not everyone thinks the same as me

Yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)
of course we do
I fucking love men.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

matt david
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)
He does look disconcertingly like Matt
Please make him a suit of LEDs
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)
he saw it before I did (he's taller)
so I was looking at the stage wondering where he was and Wiggy just went "Oh. My. God. WANT"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Hahahaha!
It was spectacular, though.

My friend Rach, after he came out in his BacoFoil suit, said "Oh man, it'd be hilarious if he came out in a suit made of LIGHTS or something, chortle chortle".
We were almost crying when he came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)
hahaha win
I loved his disco ball suit, he's so hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Did you see him start to undress Dom?
I felt the crotches of a thousand fangirls moistening at that moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)
no I totally missed that! Dammit

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Oh man my 14 year old self was screaming out of the mouth of my 19 year old self

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I tried that once
I got arrested.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I agree that I went on about it too much to begin with
as it was my only defence, at the time, against the constant bombarment of gaybuse. I have now converted to the church of a shrug and a "meh"

Wiggy is really good-looking in all fairness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I must admit I'm confused why everyone calls him Wiggy though.
is that his b3ta name?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
you should see his pubes

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)
....I really really hope that's a joke.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)
a shit attempt at one Poppet but yes a poorly disguised joke.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)
his nickname is Wiggy
all his teenage email addresses were Wiggy and so is his b3ta name. If I refer to him as Will, his friends go "who?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)
ahhhhhhh that makes sense!
sorry, was just confused.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)
aww yeah, I'm hitting that :D
He doesn't look as much like Matt Bellamy any more, although when we saw them on Saturday Matt had grown scruffy stubble like Wiggy's which amused me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)
I don't think anyone has described me as 'hot'.
I'm good looking, but I'm not 'hot'.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I fucking would you sexy bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)
I would totally hit that.
you could whisper sweet utter bollocks in my ear and afterwards we'd eat lobster linguine and play scrabble on your iPad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I'm gonna end up in the fucking corner again.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)
no
it'll be the wanking corner
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Oh man!
I'd be well up for that, as long as we can turn off the "Dictionary Words Only" mode.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Wiggy
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I didn't know you were friends with him on facebook!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Haha, I was going to pick the one of you two together
But it never does you justice
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I hate you!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Haha, sorry
A version of that image popped up under the search of 'hick couple', but slightly different. Had to find the original for you, just to show I care.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Hick couple?
HICK COUPLE?! How verily dare you. Verily.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)
that doesn't make much sense my dear

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Well, I couldn't exactly pick a nice photo, could I?
While I'm aware there are several, it wouldn't amuse me half as much!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

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